@Elder-God-Jacks347
She flicked his forehead with a smile. "You pervert."
She flicked his forehead with a smile. "You pervert."
"Like I said, darling, I'm a guy," he laughed again, "Are your boobs gonna make it? Cause I we should get to the cuddling part of this,"
She rolled her eyes with a grin. "Yes, they'll make it. Now are you actually going to cuddle or are we going to sit here?"
He laid back on the couch like it was a bed, "Join me, my lady," He used a phony accent that made him laugh.
She laughed. "I thought I was already doing that considering you're on top of me."
"No, I feel like I'm crushing you when I do that,"
"Awww how precious. Fine then." She laid on top of him and nuzzled into his chest, looking into his eyes. "Hi there."
He smiled, "Hey beautiful, how are you?"
Her face flushed. "For the last time, I'm not pretty. But I'm doing quite well, what about yourself?"
"I'm not really doing that great, to be honest. I can't get it into my girlfriend's mind that I don't think she's pretty, however, I'm a devout believer that she is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen," He shook his head, "Shame isn't it?"
She laughed. "Well said girlfriend is having a hard time getting it into her boyfriend's head that she is, in fact, not beautiful."
"That's insane, why won't you believe me. There is nothing about you that isn't beautiful,"
She half smiled. "Prove it then. If you can prove to me that I am beautiful THEN I'll believe you."
"Can you give me 3 good reasons why you aren't?"
She burst out laughing. "Oh, that's easy. 1. My mental state is too unstable to actually be tolerable. 2. I have zero social skills which makes me unattractive to society. And 3. This damn eyepatch freaks people out. There are so many other reasons I could have listed."
He shook his head, "I love the shit out of your eyepatch, it's sexy…….. Your social awkwardness and general anxiety makes me laugh and I think it's adorable, I think you're adorable…….. And I'm pretty unstable myself. You can't give me a reason that I can't retort."
She cocked an eyebrow, face flushed pink. "Is that a challenge? Bring it then pretty boy. You give me reasons and I'll retort them."
"That wasn't my plan." He squinted.
"Well then what was your plan?"
"I don't need you to retort something I know is true, my job is to tell you that your reasons for thinking you're unattractive are completely wrong and then correct you," He smiled, his blue eyes beaming.
She rolled her eyes, chuckling. "So I was right. It was a challenge. This should be fun. Okay, first reason. I blush too easily. It makes me seem weak."
"No that's adorable. Besides we like it when you blush, it shows we're doing something right,"
As if on cue, she flushed a bright red. "I'm a broken mess of a person that barely managed to keep herself together."
"And my favorite thing to do in my spare time is to pick up your broken pieces and help stitch you back together," he smiled, "It distracts me from my mess,"
She smiled. "I have not only anxiety but also depression and insomnia. You can't tell me that wouldn't be a bit much to handle for most people."
"I'm not most people. I love protecting you and lulling your insomnia with my puppy-like ways. I love cheering you up when you feel depressed and being there to calm you down when you have anxiety," He shrugged, "It's never been to much,"
(Oh no… Someone has to tell Ryan that Paige died…)
(Fuckkkk. Just let them be a cute couple for a few more hours okay?) "Aww. But, I've had body image issues since I was 13. I've never gotten rid of them."
(Lol. Yes ma'am)
He eyed her, not just her face but his eyes gazed over all over her before following back to her eye. "That's just dumb. You're not dumb, but that is. You are beautiful and sexy, I don't know how to retort that without just straight up handing you a mirror,"
Her face flushed red. "I have an extremely short temper and a violent nature towards people I don't like. And because of that, I have ended up in juvie twice and four different asylums."
(PAIGE AND DARREN JUST GOT BUSTED!)
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