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I JUST ATE TWO MORE COOKIES

WOOT WOOT

You go! I just ate a giant double chocolate cupcake artfully disguised as a muffin :3

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All hail snek father! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🙇🙇

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

We literally land, do some sightseeing, and we head to the place he rented, except someone was already there, and so the lady gives us what we paid for it, and we go find somewhere else. We find this really nice hotel, and Elias walks up to the person behind the counter, and the dude asked how many in your room, and Elias said two, and pointed to me. The dude behind the counter gestures for me to come over. I do. He smiled and said if we needed anything, just ask. Elias laughed and asked what was that supposed to mean. The man laughed. He looked at us, and said it's obvious. One room. 2 people. A couple. This has to be your honeymoon. He smiles this mischievous smile, and looks at Elias. He whispers to him, let me know if you need anything… and then he gave us our key card… I thought Elias and I were going to die. We get to the room, and Elias falls on the bed and just dies laughing. I am just trying so hard not to be super uncomfortable. Long story short, He called dibs on the couch, and I got the bed, and nothing happened, but the dude behind the counter was so stoked when we gave the key card back the next morning. It was kinda creepy…

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@@Winter that is really funny and also super creepy.

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

Well, I didn't either… It was awful. Especially when Elias tried to mimic the dude. It just made me uncomfortable… (Let's just say, he had a towel on his head to represent the long hair the dude had, and some tape across his face to mimic his mustache…)

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Oh
Oh wow
Wait did it hurt when he took off the tape?

@SaltyLasagna

I'm doing good winter. As for that story, I can understand it for grown ass adults but from what I understand, you're young so yeah that's creepy.

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

Yeah. I mean sixteen, is young, but tbh, I look like a 21 year old… Elias is so big for a 16 year old, everyone thinks he's 21. I could see where the dude got mixed up. Yes, it was wonderful to watch Elias pull the tape off of his face. All I have to say is that duct take really works…

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Ah…
I often get mistaken to be older than I am.

@SaltyLasagna

lol everyone mistakes me for a middle schooler but I'm actually 16 and trying to get a job and this is a problem because not many people want a twelve-year-old lookin kid working for them