Shits getting heated in the hierarchy of hell

ahhh i see what you did there

What the fuck are you talking about. (Hehe)

(￣▽￣)

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im actully fucking dying this is gold

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im actully fucking dying this is gold

Don’t you mean “I’m actually fuckin' dyin' this is gol' Fahkin' fair dinkum cobber.”

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im actully fucking dying this is gold

Don’t you mean “I’m actually fuckin' dyin' this is gol' Fahkin' fair dinkum cobber.”

ah bloody oath, my mistake Bloody oath cobber.

clover ate my history paper >:[

that was

ONE

time.

it was ONE time too many clover. you have a problem /j

I can quit any time I want!

oh really?
then quit.

now

here's the thing.

I don't want to.

POINT PROVEN

I SAID ID QUIT IF I WANTED

THIS ISNT HEALTHY

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!!

grah

shut up charlie! /j

GASP meanie /j

sowwwy :((

wow
anyway, I have guy who likes me but hes being kinda creepy abt it. my friend also had friend zone him THREE times before, and its safe to say he kinda 'goes through his list of crushes fast'

aAh

hes fine as a friend, but brosky's always on my ass n stuff

jeez i wish someone had a crush on me or that my crush liked me

the winter formal is tommrow and im not gonna go cuz i didnt buy tickets nor do i have a date

GUYS…. t-rex run with sword, s-tier game

jeez i wish someone had a crush on me or that my crush liked me

… :3

Apparently men are the ones that are supposed to ask people out, not the other way around, which means I can feel confident in never having to face the moral challenge of ever being confronted by a crush/asked out.
(This has been my contribution to the topic of Crushes)

Unfortunatly i am a lebsian(pan but with a fem romantic pref) so me and any mutual crushes will just crush on each other until we die cus we cant ask the other out.

I'm actually the person who has initiated all of my past relationships. so I don't mind asking. But it would be nice to be asked.

Apparently men are the ones that are supposed to ask people out, not the other way around, which means I can feel confident in never having to face the moral challenge of ever being confronted by a crush/asked out.
(This has been my contribution to the topic of Crushes)

hahahaha yeah this shit sucks because us men are scared motherfuckers to the separate race known as women

Apparently men are the ones that are supposed to ask people out, not the other way around, which means I can feel confident in never having to face the moral challenge of ever being confronted by a crush/asked out.
(This has been my contribution to the topic of Crushes)

hahahaha yeah this shit sucks because us men are scared motherfuckers to the separate race known as women

Personally its a good thing to me
Means I don't have to worry about romance at all

Actually i gave you guys MY science homework because cellular respiration is stupid and shouldn't be a thing we study

be jelly i got my friend to order me a pacifier :3

jeez i wish someone had a crush on me or that my crush liked me

naw, hon, its exhausting when ur just tryna live ur life and there's always at least one dude on your ass but either you dont like him or he's just a friend and you have no interest in a relationship with him.
on the other hand, there is a small chance that the guy you like will develop crush on urself…

but its rather tedious for me to always have a friend get feelings for me but I just wanna be buddies

i also wish that someone liked me but everytime damn time that happened they lie and just break me apart (sorry ladies) so I'm just…not trustworthy of no one…because of this…so thank them for making me aroace and not trust anyone..

clover ate my history paper >:[

that was

ONE

time.

it was ONE time too many clover. you have a problem /j

I can quit any time I want!

oh really?
then quit.

now

here's the thing.

I don't want to.

POINT PROVEN

I SAID ID QUIT IF I WANTED

THIS ISNT HEALTHY

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!!

MAYBE I AM!!!

clover ate my history paper >:[

that was

ONE

time.

it was ONE time too many clover. you have a problem /j

I can quit any time I want!

oh really?
then quit.

now

here's the thing.

I don't want to.

POINT PROVEN

I SAID ID QUIT IF I WANTED

THIS ISNT HEALTHY

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!!

MAYBE I AM!!!

:O scandal!

clover ate my history paper >:[

that was

ONE

time.

it was ONE time too many clover. you have a problem /j

I can quit any time I want!

oh really?
then quit.

now

here's the thing.

I don't want to.

POINT PROVEN

I SAID ID QUIT IF I WANTED

THIS ISNT HEALTHY

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!!

MAYBE I AM!!!

takes out locket and opens it. Compares the picture to Elise M-mom? I missed you ;~;

waits for my paci to arrive eventhough my friend hasn't even ordered it yet

soooo… i found this little free therapy(not me this time /j) pamflet… is it immoral/dumb to try to go without telling anyone?

no?

clover ate my history paper >:[

that was

ONE

time.

it was ONE time too many clover. you have a problem /j

I can quit any time I want!

oh really?
then quit.

now

here's the thing.

I don't want to.

POINT PROVEN

I SAID ID QUIT IF I WANTED

THIS ISNT HEALTHY

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!!

MAYBE I AM!!!

takes out locket and opens it. Compares the picture to Elise M-mom? I missed you ;~;

takes out identical locket to reveal a picture of you as a baby
I missed you too, my child….

clover ate my history paper >:[

that was

ONE

time.

it was ONE time too many clover. you have a problem /j

I can quit any time I want!

oh really?
then quit.

now

here's the thing.

I don't want to.

POINT PROVEN

I SAID ID QUIT IF I WANTED

THIS ISNT HEALTHY

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!!

MAYBE I AM!!!

takes out locket and opens it. Compares the picture to Elise M-mom? I missed you ;~;

takes out identical locket to reveal a picture of you as a baby
I missed you too, my child….

sobbs Somehow… I always knew it was you, in the mannerisms we shared and how we laughed. I've missed you mom. Welcome back :3