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(or here, take some hands you popcorn now quiet, im trying to listen to this heated conversation)
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"Loud Thieves, Clumsy Princesses, Kleptomaniac Witches and Pyromaniacal Knights"
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"Feel free, the universe I came from has some people who really need to be destroyed. Just aim for the clouds and stars, please and thank you! I didn't really get the chance to love anything with all the restrictions I had. …. So what exactly would 'to match myself' look like?" Andreas is presenting a wide smirk, not at all reacting to the ominous and terrifying sight before him.
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(Andreas is about to get folded like a fuckin omelette-)
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"No need to glare at me Caladium," Maria said, "I was merely saving you from yourself, here, share this popcorn with me," Maria smiled sweetly and climbed up the tree next to Caladium, holding out her popcorn as an invitation to share.
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(Probably!)
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(omg yesss)
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There was an opening, and Naveil took it without hesitation.
He ran… well, he power-walked away from whatever had been harassing him. He didn't particularly care for anyone else in the clearing, and if they were the focus of that thing's anger, then so be it.
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(i want caladium and maria to be besties by the end of this)
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The being sighs and rolls its metaphorical eyes.
"I grow tired of your incessant prattling on." it says dismissivley. It makes a vague motion with several of its hands and Andreas starts to spaghettify like he's being put through a hotdog machine.
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(popcorn eating intensifys further)
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(LIKE A WHAT)
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Andreas feels the force pressing on him, and his weapon shatters and he feels himself tearing apart. "Thats… new…." He struggles to say through the force. He silently glares at the thing as he tries to stay concious.
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(Spaghettification- the process by which a human is subject to extreme forces - such as a black hole - and is lengthened painfully until they're ripped apart at a molecular level)
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(SPAGHETTI)
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(oooh, I thought you were just reality warping him into noodle shapes instantly)
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(no lol- Pharmaceuticals does not have that sense of humour-)
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"No need to glare at me Caladium," Maria said, "I was merely saving you from yourself, here, share this popcorn with me," Maria smiled sweetly and climbed up the tree next to Caladium, holding out her popcorn as an invitation to share.
Caladium rolls his eyes. “I don’t need saving. Especially not from myself.” He flares out his wings defensively, edging away from Maria.
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The being waves.
"Bye." it says simply as Andreas is stretched into nothing.
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(Caladium isn’t really gonna be besties with anyone the corruption is too overprotective 😔)
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(EXISTENCE SNATCHED)
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(which corruption lmao- the one who's turning Andy's Mints into Andy's Nothings or the one who's taken residence in Caladium)
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(The one who’s taken residence in Calamari)
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(XDDD)
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(maria will work some magic to dull the corruption thingy)
(but it needs consent so ya)
(also dont know if you guys know this but maria has a huge crush on caladium)
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(btw check out the item i've given to Pronhub- it'll really make you appreciate bro doesn't get mad-)
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(wait Maria has a what now)
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(MARIAAAA DHSKHDJSHJFJSJF NOT CALAMARI)
(She deserves better)
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Andreas fades, dissolves and is gone, his life returning to the stars he was born from.
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(👁️👁️)
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There's a burning feeling in Naveil's chest. He turns around quickly – this entire forest is foreign. He can't trust a thing here. He doesn't see much of anything, not even the squabblers in the clearing. Just trees that are way too green and flowers that are way too bright.
Maybe that's for the better.