who wants to team up to kill a homophobic bitch who's about to drive me insane? :)

ME

who wants to team up to kill a homophobic bitch who's about to drive me insane? :)

who
where
when do we start

Right now. GRAB YOUR WEAPONS AND LETS ATTACK

grabs chanclas and assorted tasers
lets fight this monster

Right now. GRAB YOUR WEAPONS AND LETS ATTACK

🪓

*cries in living in a place with a lot of homophobic people*

*cries in living in a place with a lot of homophobic people*

hugs

FIRE! ARSON! BURN HOMOPHOBIA AWAY!

FIRE! ARSON! BURN HOMOPHOBIA AWAY!

🔥

🔥 kill this homophobic!!! they do not deserve to live 🔥

Also! I am Chicken, Anti-Chicken, Queen Chicken, you get the gyst. I haven't really explored much of my sexuality yet, but for now I'm pretty much straight/heterosexual. I am in FULL SUPPORT of everyone! I really don't understand why people are so negative towards LGBTQIA+ people. Like, what if everyone was gay and it was different to be straight?!?!?!?!?!? AHHH IT FRUSTRATES MEEEEEEEE

Also! I am Chicken, Anti-Chicken, Queen Chicken, you get the gyst. I haven't really explored much of my sexuality yet, but for now I'm pretty much straight/heterosexual. I am in FULL SUPPORT of everyone! I really don't understand why people are so negative towards LGBTQIA+ people. Like, what if everyone was gay and it was different to be straight?!?!?!?!?!? AHHH IT FRUSTRATES MEEEEEEEE

ME TOO
(but im bi so im part of the lgbtqia+ family)

Also! I am Chicken, Anti-Chicken, Queen Chicken, you get the gyst. I haven't really explored much of my sexuality yet, but for now I'm pretty much straight/heterosexual. I am in FULL SUPPORT of everyone! I really don't understand why people are so negative towards LGBTQIA+ people. Like, what if everyone was gay and it was different to be straight?!?!?!?!?!? AHHH IT FRUSTRATES MEEEEEEEE

ME TOO
(but im bi so im part of the lgbtqia+ family)

(slayyyyyyy)

Also! I am Chicken, Anti-Chicken, Queen Chicken, you get the gyst. I haven't really explored much of my sexuality yet, but for now I'm pretty much straight/heterosexual. I am in FULL SUPPORT of everyone! I really don't understand why people are so negative towards LGBTQIA+ people. Like, what if everyone was gay and it was different to be straight?!?!?!?!?!? AHHH IT FRUSTRATES MEEEEEEEE

ME TOO
(but im bi so im part of the lgbtqia+ family)

(slayyyyyyy)

(ty)

*cries in living in a place with a lot of homophobic people*

hugs

sobs

guys i tried (and failed) to get anti chicken bi
it didnt work yet
i shall keep trying

*cries in living in a place with a lot of homophobic people*

hugs

sobs

kills all the homophobic people living in our area

Guys, we really shouldn't kill people

but they're homophobic
they need to die

Guys, we really shouldn't kill people

sigh fine

i blame nightmare for the murder of my pink child

Guys, we really shouldn't kill people

sigh fine

i blame nightmare for the murder of my pink child

she WHAT???

Guys, we really shouldn't kill people

Murder-

Guys, we really shouldn't kill people

sigh fine

i blame nightmare for the murder of my pink child

she WHAT???

SHE MURDERED SPARKY PINK CHICKY BABY!!!!!

SHE YEEEEEETED IT OFF A CLIFF PREMATURELYYYY

glares at the back of her head

DOCTOR!!! I NEED A DOCTOR!!!!! MY CHICKY BABY HAVE GONE INTO PREMATURE HATCHING!!!! I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!!

Guys, we really shouldn't kill people

sigh fine

i blame nightmare for the murder of my pink child

she WHAT???

SHE MURDERED SPARKY PINK CHICKY BABY!!!!!

SHE YEEEEEETED IT OFF A CLIFF PREMATURELYYYY

glares at the back of her head

also glares at back of her head then stops, remembering she brought me marshmallows yesterday

DOCTOR!!! I NEED A DOCTOR!!!!! MY CHICKY BABY HAVE GONE INTO PREMATURE HATCHING!!!! I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!!

OH MY GOSH

I HAVE A MEDICAL DEGREEEE IM HERE

;-;

DOCTOR!!! I NEED A DOCTOR!!!!! MY CHICKY BABY HAVE GONE INTO PREMATURE HATCHING!!!! I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!!

OH MY GOSH

I HAVE A MEDICAL DEGREEEE IM HERE

please help me

sobs

DOCTOR!!! I NEED A DOCTOR!!!!! MY CHICKY BABY HAVE GONE INTO PREMATURE HATCHING!!!! I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!!

OH MY GOSH

I HAVE A MEDICAL DEGREEEE IM HERE

please help me

sobs

CMON I HAVE THE PERFECT TASER FOR THIS, ITS A TASER I TAILORED SPECIFICALLY IF THIS HAPPENED TO ONE OF MY OWN, SO THIS SHOULD WORK

DO I HAVE CONSENT

we're watching the 1974 great gatsby movie and i am trying so hard not to laugh because some parts are so long and awkward