forum WHY IS THIS HERE WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE (Fantasy RP, OPEN TO ALL WHO CAN FIND A PLACE TO DUCK IN)

Started May 16, 2018 by Harper

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"I'm not planning to." He said simple, laying his head back on the frosty wall.

"You were much more open when you were drunk off your ass. I was hoping to know more about Owan the poop-backed unicorn, but now I guess I'll never know what happened to him." Elowan moved out of his icey circle, waiting for warmth to return to her limbs.

"Wait??? Uh, what did I say?? I have not recollection about a, a poop-back unicorn?"

Elowan huffed out a laugh "You were pretty hammered."

"But what else did I say?? Did I say anything… uh… odd?"

"Lemme think." Elowan tilted her head back, thinking. Suddenly she nodded vigorously "Yep!"

"Well tell me then!?" Xavier exclaimed, slightly loosing his temper.

"What's the magic word?" Elowan said in a sing songy voice, happily standing right at the edge of the circle with a cheecky smirk on her face.

He let out a defeated sigh, "Can you please tell me if I did or said anything stupid?"

"Magic. Word."

"Please???" He was not getting really confused about what this women wanted, and he didn't even know her name!

"FIne, You tried to pitch yourself off a cliff and then muttered about… Mice haters? Lice haters? It was very surreal." She looked him in the eye and noticed the confusion on his face. "Oh god! Do you even remeber who I am?"

He shook his head, "I think I was drunk when I met you, so no."

"Well, My name's Elowan. Nice to, uh, remeet you. Do you remeber anything about agreeing to hunt dragons with me? More importantly, do you remeber trying to sleep in an ice chest, cause that was like… the highlight of my day." Elowan blurted out. A slightly more scary thought hit her. "Oh goodness, Do you remeber who you are? Shit! What's your name? Why are you here?"

"Well I can remember I'm a doctor so why do you think I'll forget my own name?!" He laughed, "Its Xavier Silvester Bataglia, I come from Northwest region of Gathria, in a mountain city called Evilon."

Elowan blushed. "Well, it's always best to cover all your bases. Are you feeling better now?" She walked towards him, putting a hand on his forehead to check his temperature.

"My head is cold as always." He smiled, pushing away her hand, "And yes, I'm feeling better and thank you for taking care of me when I was tipsy."

"You were way more than tipsy, brother. What did you even drink?"

"Whatever the bar tender was selling," He answered, creating a little snow man on his lap, "I don't know what it was because I never… I never had beer or whisky before."

"Oh my god, you precious child," Elowan giggled, words escaping between peals of laughter. "You never take what the bartender os selling in a no name town like this. They'll get you drunk and rob you blind."

"Good thing I have no money!" He laughed, looking up a bird in the sky, "I only keep money on me when I know I need to bye something, the only reason I had money on me when I went to the bar was because they said the drink here is good, and it was but I shouldn't drink as much as I did that time."

"Well, I can tell you with certainty, that Arana has far superior drinks. This place didn't even stock limoncello. And the barkeep was rude." She huffed, taking a seat on the ground. "Now that you're sober, can you tell me why you're here? Drunk you was very nonsensical."

"Nonsensical?" He muttered to himself, "Oh, why I'm here? I'm here to guide the dragon hunters through the desert so they can reach the forest, once there I will help them back with the supplies the villages needs, its very simple."

"Really? I'm one of the hunters, though you might already know that." She tapped her thigh with her fingers and hummed. "So, how long do you think the journey will take? And how many hunters are there supposed to be?"

"They did not tell me how many Hunters are going to join us, but I do know the journey will probably take a few weeks at tops."

"Wonderful, how dangerous is it?"