forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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coooool

Here is the closest thing I can find to it:

Yep already getting a migraine <3
In the looking at an eldritch thing beyond mortal comprehension way, of course!

Thanks so much shadow man now
New priority new guy
I still don't know how to do introductions

coooool

Wait did you pick a team yet

coooool

Wait did you pick a team yet

Team? For what?

Well, leave it to me.

There are a handful of groups in this chat. They are the Chancla Warrior Nations, the Cheesecake Empire, the Chicken revolutionaries and the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

Teams Chancla, Cheesecake and Chicken all offer much the same benefits as each other. However, Team Chancla gives you their weapon of choice: the Chancla. Cheesecake gives you unlimited cheesecake, and Chicken. . . I'm not sure what they offer.

I have the most info on the Primus de Pulvere Natus, as I created it, and I shall send you the document outlining our ideals, beliefs and benefits.

coooool

Wait did you pick a team yet

Team? For what?

Taking that as a no
We have teams here 4 I think
Team chancla (me)
Team cheesecake
Team shadow (shadow man)
The fourth team I 100% didn't forget the name of

coooool

Wait did you pick a team yet

Team? For what?

Taking that as a no
We have teams here 4 I think
Team chancla (me)
Team cheesecake
Team shadow (shadow man)
The fourth team I 100% didn't forget the name of

So I do not want to go to history next period so watch me just leave campus and idk go to the library or some shit

So I do not want to go to history next period so watch me just leave campus and idk go to the library or some shit

Ah, fair enough.

coooool

Wait did you pick a team yet

Team? For what?

Taking that as a no
We have teams here 4 I think
Team chancla (me)
Team cheesecake
Team shadow (shadow man)
The fourth team I 100% didn't forget the name of

(or you could be neutral with me for now :D)

Well, leave it to me.

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There are a handful of groups in this chat. They are the Chancla Warrior Nations, the Cheesecake Empire, the Chicken revolutionaries and the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

Teams Chancla, Cheesecake and Chicken all offer much the same benefits as each other. However, Team Chancla gives you their weapon of choice: the Chancla. Cheesecake gives you unlimited cheesecake, and Chicken. . . I'm not sure what they offer.

I have the most info on the Primus de Pulvere Natus, as I created it, and I shall send you the document outlining our ideals, beliefs and benefits.

Infinite cheesecake sounds good, I'll go with that one

oh we got a new newbie????

Well, leave it to me.

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There are a handful of groups in this chat. They are the Chancla Warrior Nations, the Cheesecake Empire, the Chicken revolutionaries and the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

Teams Chancla, Cheesecake and Chicken all offer much the same benefits as each other. However, Team Chancla gives you their weapon of choice: the Chancla. Cheesecake gives you unlimited cheesecake, and Chicken. . . I'm not sure what they offer.

I have the most info on the Primus de Pulvere Natus, as I created it, and I shall send you the document outlining our ideals, beliefs and benefits.

Infinite cheesecake sounds good, I'll go with that one

Don't be hasty. Let the other groups explain theirselves.

oh we got a new newbie????

hello

i mean, I've technically been on here for a good 5 months, I'm not that new

oh we got a new newbie????

hello

Hello, there. Do you have a name you go by online? (asking this cause i legit do not wanna say maglohydracreati everytime)

i mean, I've technically been on here for a good 5 months, I'm not that new

True enough. However, you are a new member of the chat.

i mean, I've technically been on here for a good 5 months, I'm not that new

I meant to this chat xD

oh we got a new newbie????

hello

Hello, there. Do you have a name you go by online? (asking this cause i legit do not wanna say maglohydracreati everytime)

You can call me maggie, kirbs, or a randomly generated abbreviation/nickname of your choosing.

i mean, I've technically been on here for a good 5 months, I'm not that new

I meant to this chat xD

makes sense

oh we got a new newbie????

hello

Hello, there. Do you have a name you go by online? (asking this cause i legit do not wanna say maglohydracreati everytime)

You can call me maggie, kirbs, or a randomly generated abbreviation/nickname of your choosing.

ah, ok! good to know :D

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{what team?}

ok but like yes, as pater said, don't be hasty. so uh here are my benefits.

Benefits of Team Chancla

Insurance!
If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

Medical insurance
Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

Vacations
Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time

Maternity leave
Self explanatory.

Education?
Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free

Pension
Once again, very much self explantory.

Power
Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

Reincarnation
After you have spent 20 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

also team chancla gives out free food every week + we have shelters people can sleep in

we also have puppies, and if they're not your thing we also have other types of animals (not chickens or crabs tho)

oh we got a new newbie????

hello

Hello, there. Do you have a name you go by online? (asking this cause i legit do not wanna say maglohydracreati everytime)

You can call me maggie, kirbs, or a randomly generated abbreviation/nickname of your choosing.

is hydra/maglo okay?

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{what team?}

_{my (and mosis') team}

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{what team?}

_{my (and mosis') team}

_{the team that i already knew existed but do not know the name}

oh we got a new newbie????

hello

Hello, there. Do you have a name you go by online? (asking this cause i legit do not wanna say maglohydracreati everytime)

You can call me maggie, kirbs, or a randomly generated abbreviation/nickname of your choosing.

is hydra/maglo okay?

Yup! Works for me

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{what team?}

_{my (and mosis') team}

_{the team that i already knew existed but do not know the name}

_{wait, what?}