forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@Visiones-Miraculorum

wanders around awkwardly with my one fluffy blanket

I would help, but I’m getting pets right now

I pet you a couple more times before I stop That's probably more than enough for you.

@Rhys group

wanders around awkwardly with my one fluffy blanket

I would help, but I’m getting pets right now

I pet you a couple more times before I stop That's probably more than enough for you.

Nooooooooo— I was enjoying that- I grumble
(Yk I’ve been sitting on your head this entire time, right?)

@Visiones-Miraculorum

wanders around awkwardly with my one fluffy blanket

I would help, but I’m getting pets right now

I pet you a couple more times before I stop That's probably more than enough for you.

Nooooooooo— I was enjoying that- I grumble
(Yk I’ve been sitting on your head this entire time, right?)

I pause before continuing to pet you You sure?
(Fair enough, have a nice night.)

@Rhys group

wanders around awkwardly with my one fluffy blanket

I would help, but I’m getting pets right now

I pet you a couple more times before I stop That's probably more than enough for you.

Nooooooooo— I was enjoying that- I grumble
(Yk I’ve been sitting on your head this entire time, right?)

I pause before continuing to pet you You sure?
(Fair enough, have a nice night.)

(What?)
Yes. I’m sure. I don’t think you’re going to randomly break my neck unless I peck you in the eyeball.
cause you’re a softie

Deleted user

sits down on the floor with my fluffy blanket

sits down beside you, hot choccy in hand
Hey again… hot choccy?
holds cup towards you

@Visiones-Miraculorum

(What?)
Yes. I’m sure. I don’t think you’re going to randomly break my neck unless I peck you in the eyeball.
cause you’re a softie

(Nevermind.)
I chuckle Fair.
Am not.

Deleted user

sits down on the floor with my fluffy blanket

sits down beside you, hot choccy in hand
Hey again… hot choccy?
holds cup towards you

:O I love hot choccy

@Rhys group

(What?)
Yes. I’m sure. I don’t think you’re going to randomly break my neck unless I peck you in the eyeball.
cause you’re a softie

(Nevermind.)
I chuckle Fair.
Am not.

(Though my phone’s alt to die so if i vanish, my superiors have taken care of me I always get off my phone if it dies, and I don’t plug it in unless I really need it)
I know it’s fair.
Are too

Deleted user

sits down on the floor with my fluffy blanket

sits down beside you, hot choccy in hand
Hey again… hot choccy?
holds cup towards you

:O I love hot choccy

With marshmallows? snaps fingers, spawning marshmallows in the hot choccy and gives it to you

@Visiones-Miraculorum

(What?)
Yes. I’m sure. I don’t think you’re going to randomly break my neck unless I peck you in the eyeball.
cause you’re a softie

(Nevermind.)
I chuckle Fair.
Am not.

(Though my phone’s alt to die so if i vanish, my superiors have taken care of me I always get off my phone if it dies, and I don’t plug it in unless I really need it)
I know it’s fair.
Are too

(Alright. See you later?)
So. . . I look at you while I continue to stroke your head What's the plan here? I stay like this all night?
Am not.

Deleted user

sits down on the floor with my fluffy blanket

sits down beside you, hot choccy in hand
Hey again… hot choccy?
holds cup towards you

:O I love hot choccy

With marshmallows? snaps fingers, spawning marshmallows in the hot choccy and gives it to you

Yes ofc :0 happily sips the hot choccy

@Rhys group

(What?)
Yes. I’m sure. I don’t think you’re going to randomly break my neck unless I peck you in the eyeball.
cause you’re a softie

(Nevermind.)
I chuckle Fair.
Am not.

(Though my phone’s alt to die so if i vanish, my superiors have taken care of me I always get off my phone if it dies, and I don’t plug it in unless I really need it)
I know it’s fair.
Are too

(Alright. See you later?)
So. . . I look at you while I continue to stroke your head What's the plan here? I stay like this all night?
Am not.

(Yeah, I’ll be back tomorrow in the morning- Well, morning for me, probably midday or something for you)
Yes. I’ll keep you captive, even while I’m asleep on your head.
ARE TOO

Deleted user

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

@spacebluelily language

you know, i find it funny, that out of the main roman olympian gods, the only one to have stayed with their greek name was Apollo. well Bacchus as well, as the Greeks sometimes called dionysus bacchus

@Visiones-Miraculorum

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

Deleted user

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

(‘-‘) no thanks I choose life

@Visiones-Miraculorum

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

(‘-‘) no thanks I choose life

I shrug Your loss. I chug the coffee

Deleted user

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

(‘-‘) no thanks I choose life

I shrug Your loss. I chug the coffee

sips my Normal Person coffee in what in ze world my dude

@Visiones-Miraculorum

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

(‘-‘) no thanks I choose life

I shrug Your loss. I chug the coffee

sips my Normal Person coffee in what in ze world my dude

I shrug, reading your judgemental sip perfectly

Deleted user

spawns a cup of coffee and offers it to Vis

(Istg every time I type “Vis” my phone wants me to misspell it)

Not strong enough. I turn the air around me into a 12 ounce cup of Death Wish coffee and offer it to you

(‘-‘) no thanks I choose life

I shrug Your loss. I chug the coffee

sips my Normal Person coffee in what in ze world my dude

I shrug, reading your judgemental sip perfectly

(._.) what nope no judgement here sir

@Visiones-Miraculorum

what is death wish coffee

It is a coffee that has 420 mg of caffeine per cup. I just drank 12 ounces of it. Do the math.

can i have some?

Do you have a Walmart or a coffee shop near you? (That isn't Starbucks.)

@spacebluelily language

what is death wish coffee

It is a coffee that has 420 mg of caffeine per cup. I just drank 12 ounces of it. Do the math.

can i have some?

Do you have a Walmart or a coffee shop near you? (That isn't Starbucks.)

yes