forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@False-andrew flash_on

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

Burn the sinners, Rhys.

Deleted user

………. visio is the "speak of our gods" latin?

What do you mean?

in the doc-
"After them, we have the Learned. They add Knowledge to our repertoire, they are the ones who train the newcomers in our ways. They speak the direct word of our gods, and keep careful track of what each of them say.
Matchstick, the First Scholar"

@Visiones-Miraculorum

………. visio is the "speak of our gods" latin?

What do you mean?

in the doc-
"After them, we have the Learned. They add Knowledge to our repertoire, they are the ones who train the newcomers in our ways. They speak the direct word of our gods, and keep careful track of what each of them say.
Matchstick, the First Scholar"

If you look at the beginning of the doc, you will see a list of names. Those are our gods.

@spacebluelily language

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

You burn me, and I sic my pet dinosaur on you.

@Rhys group

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

Deleted user

shyly reappears helo…

Heyo

i have a strange feeling that im gonna smell the scent of burning flesh soon…

@Rhys group

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

You burn me, and I sic my pet dinosaur on you.

I don’t give a crap. I’ll burn that to.

@im-with-stoopid pets

Anyways, I’m hoping to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

Later homie

@spacebluelily language

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

You burn me, and I sic my pet dinosaur on you.

I don’t give a crap. I’ll burn that to.

How are you goin to burn a fire resistant dino?

Deleted user

………. visio is the "speak of our gods" latin?

What do you mean?

in the doc-
"After them, we have the Learned. They add Knowledge to our repertoire, they are the ones who train the newcomers in our ways. They speak the direct word of our gods, and keep careful track of what each of them say.
Matchstick, the First Scholar"

If you look at the beginning of the doc, you will see a list of names. Those are our gods.

ah-

@Rhys group

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

You burn me, and I sic my pet dinosaur on you.

I don’t give a crap. I’ll burn that to.

How are you goin to burn a fire resistant dino?

Because I don’t burn with just fire.

Deleted user

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

wAt

Deleted user

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

Nah, im good, thx.

@Rhys group

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

wAt

Visio stabbed me and I’m waiting to die so the pain goes away. I’m slowly bleeding to death.

@spacebluelily language

Mother, am I an enemy?

That depends. Do you wish for the Primus de Pulevere Natus' demise?

No. I wish for the Chicken's demise.

Then would you be willing to abandon your current Covenant for the Covenant that is most likely to end the Chicken?

To abandon my own team? Absolutely not. These people are my family, and I will not abandon them, no matter what.

Then- Sighs I must burn you.

You burn me, and I sic my pet dinosaur on you.

I don’t give a crap. I’ll burn that to.

How are you goin to burn a fire resistant dino?

Because I don’t burn with just fire.

then what do you burn with

Deleted user

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

wAt

Visio stabbed me and I’m waiting to die so the pain goes away. I’m slowly bleeding to death.

WAIT WAIT WAIT RHYS IS ON OUR SIDE
tries to stop bleeding

@Rhys group

How are you goin to burn a fire resistant dino?

Because I don’t burn with just fire.

then what do you burn with

Why would I tell you the secrets of my kind?

@Rhys group

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

wAt

Visio stabbed me and I’m waiting to die so the pain goes away. I’m slowly bleeding to death.

WAIT WAIT WAIT RHYS IS ON OUR SIDE
tries to stop bleeding

Yeah. Well, here’s the story.
I called him fluff ball and he killed me fore that. And then he’s killed me three other times for doing so. And he wanted to stab me for old times sake.

@IamNOTachickenok

It is ok, Wonder. May we still be acquaintances?

Deleted user

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

wAt

Visio stabbed me and I’m waiting to die so the pain goes away. I’m slowly bleeding to death.

WAIT WAIT WAIT RHYS IS ON OUR SIDE
tries to stop bleeding

Yeah. Well, here’s the story.
I called him fluff ball and he killed me fore that. And then he’s killed me three other times for doing so. And he wanted to stab me for old times sake.

i– ah– okay–

@Rhys group

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

wAt

Visio stabbed me and I’m waiting to die so the pain goes away. I’m slowly bleeding to death.

WAIT WAIT WAIT RHYS IS ON OUR SIDE
tries to stop bleeding

Yeah. Well, here’s the story.
I called him fluff ball and he killed me fore that. And then he’s killed me three other times for doing so. And he wanted to stab me for old times sake.

i– ah– okay–

Cause, he’s our fluff ball.

Deleted user

It is ok, Wonder. May we still be acquaintances?

yes of course. I shall still respect you by calling you queen, and I wish the best of luck to your sparkly chicky babies

@IamNOTachickenok

Also, me, Nightmare, Midnight, and some of our IRL friends are working on a compilation of weird and random things we’ve overheard… would any of you be interested in a PM showing a but of it? I think it’s something y’all would enjoy…

@IamNOTachickenok

It is ok, Wonder. May we still be acquaintances?

yes of course. I shall still respect you by calling you queen, and I wish the best of luck to your sparkly chicky babies

hugs Thank you, and I fully understand your decision. Thank you very much for your respect, and you may still be a godmother of them if you would like.

@spacebluelily language

How are you goin to burn a fire resistant dino?

Because I don’t burn with just fire.

then what do you burn with

Why would I tell you the secrets of my kind?

shrugs

Deleted user

Anyways, I’m going to slowly go bleed to death and I’ll be back when I’m done bleeding.
Unless, anyone wants to speed up they dying process

wAt

Visio stabbed me and I’m waiting to die so the pain goes away. I’m slowly bleeding to death.

WAIT WAIT WAIT RHYS IS ON OUR SIDE
tries to stop bleeding

Yeah. Well, here’s the story.
I called him fluff ball and he killed me fore that. And then he’s killed me three other times for doing so. And he wanted to stab me for old times sake.

i– ah– okay–

Cause, he’s our fluff ball.

I can't decide which one visio fits–

Visio: looks like he could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll
or
Visio: looks like he could kill you, will actually kill you

Deleted user

Also, me, Nightmare, Midnight, and some of our IRL friends are working on a compilation of weird and random things we’ve overheard… would any of you be interested in a PM showing a but of it? I think it’s something y’all would enjoy…

sure!