forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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I've never had one, but you know those electronic things that simulate birth and period cramps? I've done those, which is why I respect women.

Okay, I actually respect you for that, ngl.

I chuckle Thank you. I just. . . wanted to see what it was like. The answer? It feels like Satan is hosting a rave/mosh pit inside your abdomen, except the people are all fire and it's all just getting roudier and roudier. I was dry heaving. Pissed and shat myself. The works with the childbirth simulator. With the period shit? Much less extreme version of the childbirth simulator. In Gemma's words: it feels like Satan's taking a bath inside your abdomen.

is indecisive whether to gag or sob, so ends up choking You just earned my respect ×2563, Jer.

(Actually, getting preggo and birthing is one of my worst fears…)

Anyway, MOVING ONTO THE NEXT QUESTION-

Alright.

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CRIED IN PUBLIC.

I guess but like a was a kid and I was crying over a hot dog, you gotta specify how recent

Anyway, MOVING ONTO THE NEXT QUESTION-

Alright.

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CRIED IN PUBLIC.

I guess but like a was a kid and I was crying over a hot dog, you gotta specify how recent

I did say ever.

I’ve lost all my fingers

Anyway, MOVING ONTO THE NEXT QUESTION-

Alright.

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CRIED IN PUBLIC.

I guess but like a was a kid and I was crying over a hot dog, you gotta specify how recent

I did say ever.

Dang what does that put me at 2 I think

I’ve lost all my fingers

Well that sucks.

Anyway, MOVING ONTO THE NEXT QUESTION-

Alright.

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CRIED IN PUBLIC.

I guess but like a was a kid and I was crying over a hot dog, you gotta specify how recent

I did say ever.

Dang what does that put me at 2 I think

Yes.

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CRIED IN PUBLIC.

puts finger down faster than my mood swings

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER PUKED IN PUBLIC.

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CRIED IN PUBLIC.

puts finger down faster than my mood swings

Isn't that a mood-

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER PUKED IN PUBLIC.

Dang alright I'm down to one

Dang, I have no more fingies. sad noises

faceplants

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CRIED IN PUBLIC.

puts finger down faster than my mood swings

Isn't that a mood-

idk anymore homie…

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CRIED IN PUBLIC.

puts finger down faster than my mood swings

Isn't that a mood-

idk anymore homie…

No I meant I felt that-

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'RE A DUDE. (Note: I've been out for a bit-)

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'RE A DUDE. (Note: I've been out for a bit-)

Oh come on

This is an outrage

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CRIED IN PUBLIC.

puts finger down faster than my mood swings

Isn't that a mood-

idk anymore homie…

No I meant I felt that-

Oh… hugs

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'RE A DUDE. (Note: I've been out for a bit-)

😒I wish… Not really tho…

That was fun for a first round even if it ended up with my day being ruined before it started
Anyone up to play again

Wait I didn't even check if everyone's out my bad I'm jumping the gun here

I'm here…

I'm here…

Visio get them

I'm here…

Visio get them

Wait, wat? (,._.?)

I'm here…

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CHANGED MOODS ON A DIME-

I puked in like, grade 1 at school…

And I iz not a male, so my two fingers remain! ✌️

I'm here…

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CHANGED MOODS ON A DIME-

𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓼 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓭

I'm here…

PUT A FINGER DOWN IF YOU'VE EVER CHANGED MOODS ON A DIME-

puts every finger down including the stub of the sixth finger I used to have