forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@spacebluelily language

I think I'll stick to my guns and go chancla because I think it would make the least people sad
Cheesecake said they wouldn't mind either choice and while shadow was very pleasant, I am also scared of the dark

CHECKMATE, EMO MAN

I toss a black iron dagger at you I am declaring war on you, Amethyst.

You declare war on my general, you declare war on my kingdom as well.

Very well. I can accept that outcome, because I know that my people will follow me to the ends of Terra and the Abyss. Because we are untouchable and we are immortal. While your only power lies in your chanclas, our power lies in that which is everywhere: Darkness.

But not in the light, my dear.

When did you ever control Light? Your only weapons and powers lie in that which is mortal and fallible.

I never said i controlled the light, did I? No, I didn't. You might want to actually use those eyes of yours. All I said is that your power doesn't lie in the light. That is all.

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I think I'll stick to my guns and go chancla because I think it would make the least people sad
Cheesecake said they wouldn't mind either choice and while shadow was very pleasant, I am also scared of the dark

CHECKMATE, EMO MAN

I toss a black iron dagger at you I am declaring war on you, Amethyst.

You’re wh—

No thank u hides in blankets

You have earned my ire, Amethyst. You can either accept my declaration and die a martyr, or ignore it and die a coward.

continues hiding in blankets how about……. I don’t die

I shake my head, clicking my fingers and vaporizing your blankets Not an option.

summons more blankets noooooo

I vaporize every blanket you will ever summon Yes.

nooooooooooooo

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I think I'll stick to my guns and go chancla because I think it would make the least people sad
Cheesecake said they wouldn't mind either choice and while shadow was very pleasant, I am also scared of the dark

CHECKMATE, EMO MAN

I toss a black iron dagger at you I am declaring war on you, Amethyst.

You declare war on my general, you declare war on my kingdom as well.

Very well. I can accept that outcome, because I know that my people will follow me to the ends of Terra and the Abyss. Because we are untouchable and we are immortal. While your only power lies in your chanclas, our power lies in that which is everywhere: Darkness.

But not in the light, my dear.

When did you ever control Light? Your only weapons and powers lie in that which is mortal and fallible.

I never said i controlled the light, did I? No, I didn't. You might want to actually use those eyes of yours All I said is that your power doesn't lie in the light. That is all.

And besides, if you had ever bothered to read through the Primus de Pulvere Natus' document, you'd know part of our power lies in our Fixers: lies in Rhys. Who is made of light and who also controls Dark.

Deleted user

Wait Rhys is team shadow?
makes a note

Ah, yes. Let me give you the document.

Deleted user

Hey did anyone here know that British tanks are equipped to make tea? Or that Nebraska is the only triple-landlocked state, or that Manute Bol has an arm span of 8ft, is the only NBA player with a confirmed lion kill, coined the term "my bad," and was offered a position in the Sudanese government? No. No, you did not. Also, Manute Bol's son's name is Bol Bol.

Or that the kangaroo's tail counts as a limb and makes the kangaroo the only penta-pedal land animal? Or that vegetables are a social construct?

Deleted user

Wait Rhys is team shadow?
makes a note

Ah, yes. Let me give you the document.

May I have le document?

@spacebluelily language

I think I'll stick to my guns and go chancla because I think it would make the least people sad
Cheesecake said they wouldn't mind either choice and while shadow was very pleasant, I am also scared of the dark

CHECKMATE, EMO MAN

I toss a black iron dagger at you I am declaring war on you, Amethyst.

You declare war on my general, you declare war on my kingdom as well.

Very well. I can accept that outcome, because I know that my people will follow me to the ends of Terra and the Abyss. Because we are untouchable and we are immortal. While your only power lies in your chanclas, our power lies in that which is everywhere: Darkness.

But not in the light, my dear.

When did you ever control Light? Your only weapons and powers lie in that which is mortal and fallible.

I never said i controlled the light, did I? No, I didn't. You might want to actually use those eyes of yours All I said is that your power doesn't lie in the light. That is all.

And besides, if you had ever bothered to read through the Primus de Pulvere Natus' document, you'd know part of our power lies in our Fixers: lies in Rhys. Who is made of light and who also controls Dark.

raises eyebrow You are aware that I do not have access to your Primus de Pulvere Natus' document, right? Or did that little fact suddenly just went poof?

@im-with-stoopid pets

I think I'll stick to my guns and go chancla because I think it would make the least people sad
Cheesecake said they wouldn't mind either choice and while shadow was very pleasant, I am also scared of the dark

CHECKMATE, EMO MAN

I toss a black iron dagger at you I am declaring war on you, Amethyst.

You declare war on my general, you declare war on my kingdom as well.

Very well. I can accept that outcome, because I know that my people will follow me to the ends of Terra and the Abyss. Because we are untouchable and we are immortal. While your only power lies in your chanclas, our power lies in that which is everywhere: Darkness.

But not in the light, my dear.

When did you ever control Light? Your only weapons and powers lie in that which is mortal and fallible.

I never said i controlled the light, did I? No, I didn't. You might want to actually use those eyes of yours All I said is that your power doesn't lie in the light. That is all.

And besides, if you had ever bothered to read through the Primus de Pulvere Natus' document, you'd know part of our power lies in our Fixers: lies in Rhys. Who is made of light and who also controls Dark.

If you're going to completely and utterly destroy team chancla can you at least vaporize me last

Deleted user

I think I'll stick to my guns and go chancla because I think it would make the least people sad
Cheesecake said they wouldn't mind either choice and while shadow was very pleasant, I am also scared of the dark

CHECKMATE, EMO MAN

I toss a black iron dagger at you I am declaring war on you, Amethyst.

You declare war on my general, you declare war on my kingdom as well.

Very well. I can accept that outcome, because I know that my people will follow me to the ends of Terra and the Abyss. Because we are untouchable and we are immortal. While your only power lies in your chanclas, our power lies in that which is everywhere: Darkness.

But not in the light, my dear.

When did you ever control Light? Your only weapons and powers lie in that which is mortal and fallible.

I never said i controlled the light, did I? No, I didn't. You might want to actually use those eyes of yours All I said is that your power doesn't lie in the light. That is all.

And besides, if you had ever bothered to read through the Primus de Pulvere Natus' document, you'd know part of our power lies in our Fixers: lies in Rhys. Who is made of light and who also controls Dark.

raises eyebrow You are aware that I do not have access to your Primus de Pulvere Natus' document, right? Or did that little fact suddenly just went poof?

You do. You just never bothered to look at it. You were online when I posted the link to this chat.

Deleted user

wait there was a link? where?

I shall send it to you.

Deleted user

wait there was a link? where?

I shall send it to you.

mercy buckets, sadeeq

Deleted user

I'm gonna go make some food to eat let me know if there's been a war and if I've been laser beamed

Alright, my friend. Once Chancla has been annihilated, will you join me?

@spacebluelily language

You do. You just never bothered to look at it. You were online when I posted the link to this chat.

Jericho, for the last time, i do not have access to the damn fucking document! Just because I was active, as you say, does not mean I have the document. If you so wish, I can even show you the documents I do have access to.

Deleted user

sobbing

🍰
Here u go, is ok

I’m gonna get murdered-

Deleted user

You do. You just never bothered to look at it. You were online when I posted the link to this chat.

Jericho, for the last time, i do not have access to the damn fucking document! Just because I was active, as you say, does not mean I have the document. If you so wish, I can even show you the documents I do have access to.

Just check your goddamn private messages, for the love of everything that is in existance, before I find you and toss you off a cliff.

@im-with-stoopid pets

I'm gonna go make some food to eat let me know if there's been a war and if I've been laser beamed

Alright, my friend. Once Chancla has been annihilated, will you join me?

Depends can I wear my pa-jammies the dark makes me sleepy

Deleted user

I'm gonna go make some food to eat let me know if there's been a war and if I've been laser beamed

Alright, my friend. Once Chancla has been annihilated, will you join me?

Depends can I wear my pa-jammies the dark makes me sleepy

Yes.

Deleted user

sobbing

🍰
Here u go, is ok

I’m gonna get murdered-

I will not let that happen

wAIT UR A GHOST THO

Visio knows how to murder ghosts wraps myself in my one blanket

Deleted user

sobbing

🍰
Here u go, is ok

I’m gonna get murdered-

I will not let that happen

wAIT UR A GHOST THO

Does it look like the faction with literally the most control over Death cares?

@im-with-stoopid pets

I'm gonna go make some food to eat let me know if there's been a war and if I've been laser beamed

Alright, my friend. Once Chancla has been annihilated, will you join me?

Depends can I wear my pa-jammies the dark makes me sleepy

Yes.

Ok if and only if team chancla somehow crumbles I'll be at the next board meeting in my bunny slippers

Deleted user

sobbing

🍰
Here u go, is ok

I’m gonna get murdered-

I will not let that happen

wAIT UR A GHOST THO

Does it look like the faction with literally the most control over Death cares?

hides behind Gabs

Deleted user

I'm gonna go make some food to eat let me know if there's been a war and if I've been laser beamed

Alright, my friend. Once Chancla has been annihilated, will you join me?

Depends can I wear my pa-jammies the dark makes me sleepy

Yes.

Ok if and only if team chancla somehow crumbles I'll be at the next board meeting in my bunny slippers

Alright.