C'mon Visio. Give 'em a brake. They were new!

…….the chicken shall reign supreme…

I tilt my head Any ghost is still somewhat under her power.

Not me. IM A FREE SPIRIT (although I occasionally get commissions from the Preeminent, but that's like a side thing).

Arrow as my recruiter, would you be able to PM our benefits to M?

I got you, fam.

… I thought the preeminent got destroyed
Also, make sure you don’t touch water

@DancingWithMyDemons would you be interested in joining team chancla?

… what do you have to offer me?

You currently hold the title of Mistress of Death. Do you want to give that up?

C'mon Visio. Give 'em a brake. They were new!

Yeah but he’s a grumpy god- he’s gonna be like that- XD

@DancingWithMyDemons would you be interested in joining team chancla?

… what do you have to offer me?

You currently hold the title of Mistress of Death. Do you want to give that up?

_{no, but}you have given me no swag!!

C'mon Visio. Give 'em a brake. They were new!

Yeah but he’s a grumpy god- he’s gonna be like that- XD

I don't give anyone "breaks" unless it's a broken soul.

C'mon Visio. Give 'em a brake. They were new!

Yeah but he’s a grumpy god- he’s gonna be like that- XD

I don't give anyone "breaks" unless it's a broken soul.

See what I mean-?

@DancingWithMyDemons would you be interested in joining team chancla?

… what do you have to offer me?

You currently hold the title of Mistress of Death. Do you want to give that up?

_{no, but}you have given me no swag!!

You have a greatsword and a broadsword. Would you like the link to the document conatining all relevenat information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus?

Actually, Imma just put Team Cheesecake's benefits right here for @DancingWithMyDemons to see too.

Benefits of Team Cheesecake:
We have cheesecake, we're really friendly, and we don't have any infighting; Gabs is an empress, and I am a protective motherly figure who will fight for all of my teammates and children. Basically, we are the most chill group, and very few of the other teams have problems with us because all we do is offer love and cheesecake. We also like to watch TV shows about colorful plastic ninja in our spare time.

You signed it. If you have read through the contract, defection can only end one way.

sobs harder

I hug you
Want some cheesecake?

sobs even harder and nods

C'mon Visio. Give 'em a brake. They were new!

Yeah but he’s a grumpy god- he’s gonna be like that- XD

I don't give anyone "breaks" unless it's a broken soul.

_{I'ed let you brake my soul}

Aww I like that thanks Arrow

………dictatorship the lot of them……….

@DancingWithMyDemons would you be interested in joining team chancla?

… what do you have to offer me?

You currently hold the title of Mistress of Death. Do you want to give that up?

_{no, but}you have given me no swag!!

You have a greatsword and a broadsword. Would you like the link to the document conatining all relevenat information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus?

true, true. fine, I'll stay

You signed it. If you have read through the contract, defection can only end one way.

sobs harder

I hug you
Want some cheesecake?

sobs even harder and nods

🍰🍰
_{it’s okay}

C'mon Visio. Give 'em a brake. They were new!

Yeah but he’s a grumpy god- he’s gonna be like that- XD

I don't give anyone "breaks" unless it's a broken soul.

See what I mean-?

Look. What if… I would… Prepose a trade?

Benefits of Team Chancla

• Insurance!
  If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

• Medical insurance
  Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

• Vacations
  Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! _{any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time}

• Maternity leave
  Self explanatory.

• Education?
  Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! _{we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free}

• Pension
  Once again, very much self explantory.

• Power
  Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

• Reincarnation
  After you have spent 20 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

also team chancla gives out free food every week + we have shelters people can sleep in

we also have puppies, and if they're not your thing we also have other types of animals (not chickens or crabs tho)

Just to list a few but we also have much more

C'mon Visio. Give 'em a brake. They were new!

Yeah but he’s a grumpy god- he’s gonna be like that- XD

I don't give anyone "breaks" unless it's a broken soul.

See what I mean-?

Look. What if… I would… Prepose a trade?

I tilt my head Intriguing. Proceed.

Not me. IM A FREE SPIRIT (although I occasionally get commissions from the Preeminent, but that's like a side thing).

… I thought the preeminent got destroyed
Also, make sure you don’t touch water

Can you make me little waterproof mitties?🥺🐱

🧤
Here u go
Pls be careful
(And if the Preeminent isn’t destroyed say hi to Morro and Garm)

The chickens are like family, we let everyone have the right to choose and not force anyone into our kingdom. We also have a multitude of coconuts and tiny umbrellas. And I, the godmother, protect the neon green sparkly chicky baby of her majesty (rip pink baby ;-;)

The funeral was delicious

🧤
Here u go
Pls be careful
(And if the Preeminent isn’t destroyed say hi to Morro and Garm)

GASP tank u. I will be careful.
(Morro and Garm say hi :)

best thing i've ever tasted

The funeral was delicious

WHEEZE

The amount of food with chicken yumm

C'mon Visio. Give 'em a brake. They were new!

Yeah but he’s a grumpy god- he’s gonna be like that- XD

I don't give anyone "breaks" unless it's a broken soul.

See what I mean-?

Look. What if… I would… Prepose a trade?

I tilt my head Intriguing. Proceed.

I will let you have 10 favors that I can do for you.

C'mon Visio. Give 'em a brake. They were new!

Yeah but he’s a grumpy god- he’s gonna be like that- XD

I don't give anyone "breaks" unless it's a broken soul.

See what I mean-?

Look. What if… I would… Prepose a trade?

I tilt my head Intriguing. Proceed.

I will let you have 10 favors that I can do for you.

Of what sort?

The funeral was delicious

WHAT YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU UNQUALIFIED PRIDEFUL LITTLE SNAKE-