forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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Deleted user

I catch a cheesecake and watch it curiously as it starts to turn to smoke

sad noises what happened to my cheesecake?
Do- do you want another?

I nod sadly Things sometimes react weirdly to me.

hands you a special cheesecake that won’t dissolve

I gasp, then look at you Can- can I hug you?

Sure :)
🍰

I hug you tightly Gratias tibi, Gabs. You are an honorary member of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

Yay!

As for other compensations for the trouble of making the cake. . . I hand you a small, black ring This will grant you passage into any of the Primus de Pulvere Natus' Archives and lands.

Deleted user

it's the horrible curse of visiones miraculorum
he kills everything he touches

I touch your shoulder

Mr. Stark…I don't feel so good…
turns to dust

I smile Finally, freedom from the Pestilent Pandora.

wait…something is starting to form! it is…..dun dun dun, the great and mighty pandora

I'm alive, suckers

I touch the dust

@spacebluelily language

it's the horrible curse of visiones miraculorum
he kills everything he touches

I touch your shoulder

Mr. Stark…I don't feel so good…
turns to dust

I smile Finally, freedom from the Pestilent Pandora.

wait…something is starting to form! it is…..dun dun dun, the great and mighty pandora

I'm alive, suckers

I touch the dust

what dust are you even talking about
have you gone insane, do we need to take you to a hospital?

Deleted user

I gotta Spanish testttttttttttt AUGH

Dang, I would help but my Spanish grammar sucksss. says a girl who lives in a Spanish speaking family 😭

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

it's the horrible curse of visiones miraculorum
he kills everything he touches

I touch your shoulder

Mr. Stark…I don't feel so good…
turns to dust

I smile Finally, freedom from the Pestilent Pandora.

wait…something is starting to form! it is…..dun dun dun, the great and mighty pandora

I'm alive, suckers

I touch the dust

what dust are you even talking about
have you gone insane, do we need to take you to a hospital?

I bite the dust (heheheheh)

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

I catch a cheesecake and watch it curiously as it starts to turn to smoke

sad noises what happened to my cheesecake?
Do- do you want another?

I nod sadly Things sometimes react weirdly to me.

hands you a special cheesecake that won’t dissolve

I gasp, then look at you Can- can I hug you?

Sure :)
🍰

I hug you tightly Gratias tibi, Gabs. You are an honorary member of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

Yay!

As for other compensations for the trouble of making the cake. . . I hand you a small, black ring This will grant you passage into any of the Primus de Pulvere Natus' Archives and lands.

Whoaaaaaa
You wanna be an ambassador to the cheesecake kingdom?

Deleted user

it's the horrible curse of visiones miraculorum
he kills everything he touches

I touch your shoulder

Mr. Stark…I don't feel so good…
turns to dust

I smile Finally, freedom from the Pestilent Pandora.

wait…something is starting to form! it is…..dun dun dun, the great and mighty pandora

I'm alive, suckers

I touch the dust

what dust are you even talking about
have you gone insane, do we need to take you to a hospital?

You never said it was fully reformed. You turned to dust the first time I touched you. I was hoping you'd stay dead this time.

@Eli-the-transboi group

it's the horrible curse of visiones miraculorum
he kills everything he touches

I touch your shoulder

Mr. Stark…I don't feel so good…
turns to dust

I smile Finally, freedom from the Pestilent Pandora.

wait…something is starting to form! it is…..dun dun dun, the great and mighty pandora

I'm alive, suckers

I touch the dust

what dust are you even talking about
have you gone insane, do we need to take you to a hospital?

I bite the dust (heheheheh)

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST-

@spacebluelily language

it's the horrible curse of visiones miraculorum
he kills everything he touches

I touch your shoulder

Mr. Stark…I don't feel so good…
turns to dust

I smile Finally, freedom from the Pestilent Pandora.

wait…something is starting to form! it is…..dun dun dun, the great and mighty pandora

I'm alive, suckers

I touch the dust

what dust are you even talking about
have you gone insane, do we need to take you to a hospital?

I bite the dust (heheheheh)

dun dun dun dun another one bites the dust dun dun dun dun another one bites the dust

Deleted user

I LEAVE FOR FORTY MINUTES AND THERE'S THREE MORE PAGES GUYS CMON

Also, Gabs, I need an explanation for this "empire" of yours.

Deleted user

I catch a cheesecake and watch it curiously as it starts to turn to smoke

sad noises what happened to my cheesecake?
Do- do you want another?

I nod sadly Things sometimes react weirdly to me.

hands you a special cheesecake that won’t dissolve

I gasp, then look at you Can- can I hug you?

Sure :)
🍰

I hug you tightly Gratias tibi, Gabs. You are an honorary member of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

Yay!

As for other compensations for the trouble of making the cake. . . I hand you a small, black ring This will grant you passage into any of the Primus de Pulvere Natus' Archives and lands.

Whoaaaaaa
You wanna be an ambassador to the cheesecake kingdom?

My eyes widen slightly as I take a step bake and wave my hands in a gesture of "No, that would be too much" I couldn't, Gabs- I already owe you for the discovery of unkillable cheesecake.

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

I LEAVE FOR FORTY MINUTES AND THERE'S THREE MORE PAGES GUYS CMON

Also, Gabs, I need an explanation for this "empire" of yours.

So yeah, I’m the empress of cheesecake now
Not really sure how that happened but yeah

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

I catch a cheesecake and watch it curiously as it starts to turn to smoke

sad noises what happened to my cheesecake?
Do- do you want another?

I nod sadly Things sometimes react weirdly to me.

hands you a special cheesecake that won’t dissolve

I gasp, then look at you Can- can I hug you?

Sure :)
🍰

I hug you tightly Gratias tibi, Gabs. You are an honorary member of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

Yay!

As for other compensations for the trouble of making the cake. . . I hand you a small, black ring This will grant you passage into any of the Primus de Pulvere Natus' Archives and lands.

Whoaaaaaa
You wanna be an ambassador to the cheesecake kingdom?

My eyes widen slightly as I take a step bake and wave my hands in a gesture of "No, that would be too much" I couldn't, Gabs- I already owe you for the discovery of unkillable cheesecake.

Nahhh I like making allies :)

Deleted user

I LEAVE FOR FORTY MINUTES AND THERE'S THREE MORE PAGES GUYS CMON

Also, Gabs, I need an explanation for this "empire" of yours.

So yeah, I’m the empress of cheesecake now
Not really sure how that happened but yeah

Huh. Noice.

Deleted user

I gotta Spanish testttttttttttt AUGH

yes hi i am the spanish test /j

¿Hola, como esta?

Deleted user

I catch a cheesecake and watch it curiously as it starts to turn to smoke

sad noises what happened to my cheesecake?
Do- do you want another?

I nod sadly Things sometimes react weirdly to me.

hands you a special cheesecake that won’t dissolve

I gasp, then look at you Can- can I hug you?

Sure :)
🍰

I hug you tightly Gratias tibi, Gabs. You are an honorary member of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

Yay!

As for other compensations for the trouble of making the cake. . . I hand you a small, black ring This will grant you passage into any of the Primus de Pulvere Natus' Archives and lands.

Whoaaaaaa
You wanna be an ambassador to the cheesecake kingdom?

My eyes widen slightly as I take a step bake and wave my hands in a gesture of "No, that would be too much" I couldn't, Gabs- I already owe you for the discovery of unkillable cheesecake.

Nahhh I like making allies :)

Are- you sure?

Deleted user

I gotta Spanish testttttttttttt AUGH

yes hi i am the spanish test /j

¿Hola, como esta?

No muy bien-

DUOLINGO HAS RETURNED MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

As for other compensations for the trouble of making the cake. . . I hand you a small, black ring This will grant you passage into any of the Primus de Pulvere Natus' Archives and lands.

Whoaaaaaa
You wanna be an ambassador to the cheesecake kingdom?

My eyes widen slightly as I take a step bake and wave my hands in a gesture of "No, that would be too much" I couldn't, Gabs- I already owe you for the discovery of unkillable cheesecake.

Nahhh I like making allies :)

Are- you sure?

Yes of course!

Deleted user

As for other compensations for the trouble of making the cake. . . I hand you a small, black ring This will grant you passage into any of the Primus de Pulvere Natus' Archives and lands.

Whoaaaaaa
You wanna be an ambassador to the cheesecake kingdom?

My eyes widen slightly as I take a step bake and wave my hands in a gesture of "No, that would be too much" I couldn't, Gabs- I already owe you for the discovery of unkillable cheesecake.

Nahhh I like making allies :)

Are- you sure?

Yes of course!

I look at you, before reaching out my hand Then. . . I look forward to our interactions in the future, Empress Cheesecake.

Deleted user

I gotta Spanish testttttttttttt AUGH

yes hi i am the spanish test /j

¿Hola, como esta?

No muy bien-

No estás bien? Pues… okeyyy? Pues, buena suerte en el examen! did I even say that correctly aaah

@spacebluelily language

it's the horrible curse of visiones miraculorum
he kills everything he touches

I touch your shoulder

Mr. Stark…I don't feel so good…
turns to dust

I smile Finally, freedom from the Pestilent Pandora.

wait…something is starting to form! it is…..dun dun dun, the great and mighty pandora

I'm alive, suckers

I touch the dust

what dust are you even talking about
have you gone insane, do we need to take you to a hospital?

You never said it was fully reformed. You turned to dust the first time I touched you. I was hoping you'd stay dead this time.

If i hadn't been fully reformed, I wouldn't have been able to speak, you idiot.
Haha, I'm like a weed. No matter how many times i get killed, I will always return.