forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@spacebluelily language

I wave I'm Visio, the Psychic. I get summoned whenever someone says my name, though I'm starting to simply ignore it.

I still think spiders and clowns combined are scarier than you

I vaporize you Nobody asked. Thanks.

Shut up old man

Oh shut the hell up, Floppy.

why you being mean to my shark :( what has floppy ever done to you :((

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SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

ARROW attacks you with a hug we missed ya
also you missed alot but I'll let the others fill you in

hugs back Missed you too! I'm just not reading back over a thousand missed messages, lol, so yeah, someone's gonna have to fill me in. Wonder did tell me someone killed her goddaughter.

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SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

Allô bonjour! I'm Denny. I don't believe we've met. I'm obliterating Gabs this afternoon. You missed a lot of chaos.

Ahem. The French only say Allo when answering the phone.

The French, yes. The Quebecois? That is another matter. We are our own culture, dear sadeeq. We do not speak the same French in the same way.

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I wave I'm Visio, the Psychic. I get summoned whenever someone says my name, though I'm starting to simply ignore it.

YOU’RE TRYING TO IGNORE US????
What did we ever do to you?

Give me a migraine from, y'know, screaming my name over and over. That.

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SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

Allô bonjour! I'm Denny. I don't believe we've met. I'm obliterating Gabs this afternoon. You missed a lot of chaos.

Hey HEY HEY WHOA WHY ARE YOU OBLITERATING MY DAUGHTER I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS

Gabs and I authorized it ourselves. She does not approve of my lactose intolerance or my Team Ghost-ness, so, obviously, an eternal duel to the death (even though neither of us can die) is the perfect solution.

@Eli-the-transboi group

I wave I'm Visio, the Psychic. I get summoned whenever someone says my name, though I'm starting to simply ignore it.

YOU’RE TRYING TO IGNORE US????
What did we ever do to you?

Give me a migraine from, y'know, screaming my name over and over. That.

XD hey i love seeing you pop up just by saying your name irl-

@Rhys group

I wave I'm Visio, the Psychic. I get summoned whenever someone says my name, though I'm starting to simply ignore it.

YOU’RE TRYING TO IGNORE US????
What did we ever do to you?

Give me a migraine from, y'know, screaming my name over and over. That.

Hey, I don’t do that. That was Kai. I just say your name ONCE and if you don’t show I try to find something else to do.

@spacebluelily language

SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

ARROW attacks you with a hug we missed ya
also you missed alot but I'll let the others fill you in

hugs back Missed you too! I'm just not reading back over a thousand missed messages, lol, so yeah, someone's gonna have to fill me in. Wonder did tell me someone killed her goddaughter.

Honestly, i understand. If there's more than three pages, i just skip to the last one and just go with the flow bc i am not reading all of that

wait matchsticks has a goddaughter???

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WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

Deleted user

SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

ARROW attacks you with a hug we missed ya
also you missed alot but I'll let the others fill you in

hugs back Missed you too! I'm just not reading back over a thousand missed messages, lol, so yeah, someone's gonna have to fill me in. Wonder did tell me someone killed her goddaughter.

Honestly, i understand. If there's more than three pages, i just skip to the last one and just go with the flow bc i am not reading all of that

wait matchsticks has a goddaughter???

Yeah, she said it was the Chicken's pink sparkly daughter

@spacebluelily language

SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

ARROW attacks you with a hug we missed ya
also you missed alot but I'll let the others fill you in

hugs back Missed you too! I'm just not reading back over a thousand missed messages, lol, so yeah, someone's gonna have to fill me in. Wonder did tell me someone killed her goddaughter.

Honestly, i understand. If there's more than three pages, i just skip to the last one and just go with the flow bc i am not reading all of that

wait matchsticks has a goddaughter???

Yeah, she said it was the Chicken's pink sparkly daughter

Wasn't that the one that di– oh nvm it was the one who died

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WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

Visio sucks

You suck. Your opinion is invalid here. Go sit the hell down, child.

Deleted user

SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

Allô bonjour! I'm Denny. I don't believe we've met. I'm obliterating Gabs this afternoon. You missed a lot of chaos.

Hey HEY HEY WHOA WHY ARE YOU OBLITERATING MY DAUGHTER I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS

Gabs and I authorized it ourselves. She does not approve of my lactose intolerance or my Team Ghost-ness, so, obviously, an eternal duel to the death (even though neither of us can die) is the perfect solution.

Hmmmm well if she's fighting on behalf of Team Ghost (of which I must be apart of because I am a ghost cat) then I guess I'll allow it. But it can't be eternal. She has to be home by ten.

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Would anyone like a fact or two or three about the law in ancient Rome

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

I hate—nay, I despise—French idioms

who the hell thought "baby Jesus in velvet trousers" was a good way to describe fine wine I mean honestly

I'm gonna start using this

@Rhys group

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Deleted user

SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

Allô bonjour! I'm Denny. I don't believe we've met. I'm obliterating Gabs this afternoon. You missed a lot of chaos.

Hey HEY HEY WHOA WHY ARE YOU OBLITERATING MY DAUGHTER I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS

Gabs and I authorized it ourselves. She does not approve of my lactose intolerance or my Team Ghost-ness, so, obviously, an eternal duel to the death (even though neither of us can die) is the perfect solution.

Hmmmm well if she's fighting on behalf of Team Ghost (of which I must be apart of because I am a ghost cat) then I guess I'll allow it. But it can't be eternal. She has to be home by ten.

She is fighting on the behalf of her ill-begotten Empire and on the behalf of Team Cheesecake. I am fighting on behalf of Team Ghost.

Deleted user

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

Deleted user

SCREECHES
I'm BACK and the eldritch horror from the void says hi. Also, I brought smoothies!
S-L-U-U-U-U-R-R-P
So what'd I miss?

Allô bonjour! I'm Denny. I don't believe we've met. I'm obliterating Gabs this afternoon. You missed a lot of chaos.

Hey HEY HEY WHOA WHY ARE YOU OBLITERATING MY DAUGHTER I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS

Gabs and I authorized it ourselves. She does not approve of my lactose intolerance or my Team Ghost-ness, so, obviously, an eternal duel to the death (even though neither of us can die) is the perfect solution.

Hmmmm well if she's fighting on behalf of Team Ghost (of which I must be apart of because I am a ghost cat) then I guess I'll allow it. But it can't be eternal. She has to be home by ten.

She is fighting on the behalf of her ill-begotten Empire and on the behalf of Team Cheesecake. I am fighting on behalf of Team Ghost.

Oh, nevermind, I'm on Team Cheesecake then. Gotta stand by my people.

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WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

hmmmm tempting. I'll consider it. I'm pretty dedicated to my queen, Anti-Chicken, and her sparkly chicky babies

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I hate—nay, I despise—French idioms

who the hell thought "baby Jesus in velvet trousers" was a good way to describe fine wine I mean honestly

I'm gonna start using this

and "to draw a map of France" is an idiom for a wet dream?? why?
I do like "these are not your onions" for none of your business, though

@Eli-the-transboi group

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

0-0 i didnt get one-

Deleted user

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

hmmmm tempting. I'll consider it. I'm pretty dedicated to my queen, Anti-Chicken, and her sparkly chicky babies

I'll send you the link in PMs and we can discuss it there, away from prying eyes.

Deleted user

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

0-0 i didnt get one-

I pat your head Don't worry kiddo. I'll give it to you.

@Eli-the-transboi group

WAIT NO VISO IS AWESOME HI VISO

I smile Care to join my team then? I can give you a doc of the basic information of the Primus de Pulvere Natus.

I didn’t get that Visio-

Oh, right. Your feeble constitution required you to sleep.

0-0 i didnt get one-

I pat your head Don't worry kiddo. I'll give it to you.

^^ thx