weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child
chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao
I've had all of these used on me. The heated metal spoon sucks if it's thin, because then it's springy, and not only leaves welts and sometimes cuts, but also burns you.
all of these (well except the metal spoon) have also been used on me. i think the first time was with the belt and i might have been idk 6 or 7? but anyway with the amount of times i have burned myself i don't think the burn part shall be much of a problem for me
Yes, but I couldn't sit for days.
buries myself into my blanket cocoon until only the top half of my head is visible
weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child
chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao
I've had all of these used on me. The heated metal spoon sucks if it's thin, because then it's springy, and not only leaves welts and sometimes cuts, but also burns you.
all of these (well except the metal spoon) have also been used on me. i think the first time was with the belt and i might have been idk 6 or 7? but anyway with the amount of times i have burned myself i don't think the burn part shall be much of a problem for me
Yes, but I couldn't sit for days.
well shit dude, that sucks
weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child
chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao
I've had all of these used on me. The heated metal spoon sucks if it's thin, because then it's springy, and not only leaves welts and sometimes cuts, but also burns you.
all of these (well except the metal spoon) have also been used on me. i think the first time was with the belt and i might have been idk 6 or 7? but anyway with the amount of times i have burned myself i don't think the burn part shall be much of a problem for me
Yes, but I couldn't sit for days.
well shit dude, that sucks
I shrug Gave me some serious standards for pain. And then I shattered my left kneecap. Now? I know nothing can hurt as bad as that except a cut Achilles tendon.
I shrug Gave me some serious standards for pain. And then I shattered my left kneecap. Now? I know nothing can hurt as bad as that except a cut Achilles tendon.
AHHHH nonononononononono why would you SAYYYY that, GAH that hurts just thinking about it, nooo whyyyyy
(I have not snapped a tendon before and I am terrified to)
I shrug Gave me some serious standards for pain. And then I shattered my left kneecap. Now? I know nothing can hurt as bad as that except a cut Achilles tendon.
AHHHH nonononononononono why would you SAYYYY that, GAH that hurts just thinking about it, nooo whyyyyy
(I have not snapped a tendon before and I am terrified to)
Sorry.
I will say it sucks a massive, hairy dick with goiter.
o.O
I would almost prefer the tendon to that description, good lord
o.O
I would almost prefer the tendon to that description, good lord
That, my fine Cheesecakey fellow, was the point.
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Good morning, y'all! How is everyone doing?
Morning! Im good- just tired
chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????/Hit the what
WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT THE GAYS!
*chicken panic *
Morning! Im good- just tired
Yeahhh, makes sense. Hope it gets better, though. virtual hugs
i feel like dead-
Aww. hesitates to hug cuz I don't know if you like them
IF I CAN PROVE THAT I NEVER TOUCHED MY BALLS WILL YOU PROMIST NOT TO TELL ANOTHER SOUL WHAT YOU SAY
No one else was in the room where it happened
is that a yes
YOU JUST TOUCHED YOUR BALLS
IF I CAN PROVE THAT I NEVER TOUCHED MY BALLS WILL YOU PROMIST NOT TO TELL ANOTHER SOUL WHAT YOU SAY
No one else was in the room where it happened
is that a yes
YOU JUST TOUCHED YOUR BALLS
wheeze I knew this would happen, lol
IF I CAN PROVE THAT I NEVER TOUCHED MY BALLS WILL YOU PROMIST NOT TO TELL ANOTHER SOUL WHAT YOU SAY
No one else was in the room where it happened
is that a yes
YOU JUST TOUCHED YOUR BALLS
I- what-
Do you need a lipstick taser? That could bring up some serious pain down there. 💄⚡️💅
chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????/Hit the what
WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT THE GAYS!
*chicken panic *
hit me-
like my dad did when he found i was gay
IM SORRY TO THE GAYS
*holds out lipstick tasers *
TAKE ONE
No clue whats going on here…….
chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????/Hit the what
WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT THE GAYS!
*chicken panic *
hit me-
like my dad did when he found i was gay
oh my gosh, I’m so sorry
i lived so im fine!
ok, that’s good! Sorry that happened, though
