forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

Be niceeee-

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so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

ouch…

Aight, imma head out…

That's just mine and Pandora's dynamic here - assholery towards each other. We've made it clear it's not serious.

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so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

Be niceeee-

That's just mine and Pandora's dynamic here - assholery towards each other. We've made it clear it's not serious.

@spacebluelily language

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

@IamNOTachickenok

I adopted

Zeh purple egg

Welcome to the family, buddy

And I’d better hit the gay. Good night, y’all!

Deleted user

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

Deleted user

I adopted

Zeh purple egg

Welcome to the family, buddy

And I’d better hit the gay. Good night, y’all!

Hit the what

Deleted user

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

summons my rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeee

Deleted user

I adopted

Zeh purple egg

Welcome to the family, buddy

And I’d better hit the gay. Good night, y’all!

I wave May Ruin be the only thing that comes to you tonight.

Deleted user

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

summons my rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeee

Or what? You'll bap me? Haven't we been through this before, sweetheart?

@spacebluelily language

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

adds tajin to my fruit

there's so much black seeds and it reminds me of Jericho

Deleted user

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

summons my rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeee

Or what? You'll bap me? Haven't we been through this before, sweetheart?

pls

Deleted user

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

adds tajin to my fruit

there's so much black seeds and it reminds me of Jericho

I roll my eyes "Bland and depressing."

Deleted user

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

adds tajin to my fruit

there's so much black seeds and it reminds me of Jericho

I roll my eyes "Bland and depressing."

pokes with rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeeeee

Deleted user

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

summons my rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeee

Or what? You'll bap me? Haven't we been through this before, sweetheart?

pls

Please what? Let you hit me?

Deleted user

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

summons my rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeee

Or what? You'll bap me? Haven't we been through this before, sweetheart?

pls

Please what? Let you hit me?

No pls be nice

@spacebluelily language

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

adds tajin to my fruit

there's so much black seeds and it reminds me of Jericho

I roll my eyes "Bland and depressing."

hm, in a way, yes. You see, the black seeds represent the darkness, while the white is basically you. so the fact that fruit is covered in black seeds means you are a person filled with darkness. this makes no sense but shhhh

Deleted user

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

summons my rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeee

Or what? You'll bap me? Haven't we been through this before, sweetheart?

pls

Please what? Let you hit me?

No pls be nice

I sigh an pinch the bridge of my nose, thinking Maybe. It depends on what Pandora says next.

Deleted user

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

adds tajin to my fruit

there's so much black seeds and it reminds me of Jericho

I roll my eyes "Bland and depressing."

hm, in a way, yes. You see, the black seeds represent the darkness, while the white is basically you. so the fact that fruit is covered in black seeds means you are a person filled with darkness. this makes no sense but shhhh

I tilt my head For once, I think you made a good metaphor.

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I sigh a pinch the bridge of my nose, thinking Maybe. It depends on what Pandora says next.

pokes with newspaper again

Deleted user

I sigh a pinch the bridge of my nose, thinking Maybe. It depends on what Pandora says next.

pokes with newspaper again

I raise my hands in surrender Alright, Amethyst. Just for tonight, I will attempt to be nice. . . er.

@spacebluelily language

weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child

chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao

Deleted user

I sigh a pinch the bridge of my nose, thinking Maybe. It depends on what Pandora says next.

pokes with newspaper again

I raise my hands in surrender Alright, Amethyst. Just for tonight, I will attempt to be nice. . . er.

happy noise

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weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child

chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao

I've had all of these used on me. The heated metal spoon sucks if it's thin, because then it's springy, and not only leaves welts and sometimes cuts, but also burns you.

@spacebluelily language

weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child

chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao

I've had all of these used on me. The heated metal spoon sucks if it's thin, because then it's springy, and not only leaves welts and sometimes cuts, but also burns you.

all of these (well except the metal spoon) have also been used on me. i think the first time was with the belt and i might have been idk 6 or 7? but anyway with the amount of times i have burned myself i don't think the burn part shall be much of a problem for me