forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

tune

wraps myself in my fluffy blanket and sips coffee I’m fine I just have a broken/bruised everything

I want a fluffy blanket

takes deep breath

A VISION, OF WHAT IS TO COME CAN NOT BE OUTRUN, CAN ONLY BE DEALT WITH RIGHT HERE AND NOW

hello children

Pandora, I’ve been

inhales

✨assaulted✨

I'm sorry, you've been WHAT

_{No thought head empty Visio yeeted me again anyway what’s up}

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

what are we betting?

wraps myself in my fluffy blanket and sips coffee I’m fine I just have a broken/bruised everything

I want a fluffy blanket

gives Gabs a fluffy blanket

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

wraps myself in my fluffy blanket and sips coffee I’m fine I just have a broken/bruised everything

I want a fluffy blanket

gives Gabs a fluffy blanket

Thank :)

snuggles my stuffed animals anyone need a snuggle buddy?

i have loads (most of them are in the garage, i only have like four in my bed)

Oh I surround myself with stuffies- (cause i like the feeling of being held-)

sometimes i do that

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

wHEEZE

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

aggressive hissing at you from my fluffy blanket cocoon

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

aggressive hissing at you from my fluffy blanket cocoon

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

aggressive hissing at you from my fluffy blanket cocoon

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

more hissing

fun fact, pre-colonial pozole actually had human flesh instead of pork. The Aztec priests would make human sacrifices to their gods, offering the heart and using the rest of the flesh for a ceremonial pozole.

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

Bc I have asthma, VISIO!
😂

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

aggressive hissing at you from my fluffy blanket cocoon

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

more hissing

Your mouth disappears No thank you.

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

Bc I have asthma, VISIO!
😂

I hold up a knife I can solve that, as well as any heart issues you have.

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

aggressive hissing at you from my fluffy blanket cocoon

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

more hissing

Your mouth disappears No thank you.

._.

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

Bc I have asthma, VISIO!
😂

I hold up a knife I can solve that, as well as any heart issues you have.

I’m okay, thanks

burrows into my fluffy blanket cocoon

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

aggressive hissing at you from my fluffy blanket cocoon

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

more hissing

Your mouth disappears No thank you.

._.

Exactly. Not so aggressive and proud without your words, are you?

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

aggressive hissing at you from my fluffy blanket cocoon

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

more hissing

Your mouth disappears No thank you.

._.

your mouth appears I'm sorry about mr. emo scrawny ass. He thinks he's the main character.

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

aggressive hissing at you from my fluffy blanket cocoon

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

more hissing

Your mouth disappears No thank you.

._.

Exactly. Not so aggressive and proud without your words, are you?

angry glaring from my fluffy blanket cocoon

your mouth appears I'm sorry about mr. emo scrawny ass. He thinks he's the main character.

wHEEZEEE

your mouth appears I'm sorry about mr. emo scrawny ass. He thinks he's the main character.

tHANK YOU-

throws coffee at Visio and hides in my fluffy blanket cocoon

Ame stahp

your mouth appears I'm sorry about mr. emo scrawny ass. He thinks he's the main character.

tHANK YOU-

tips cowboy hat no problema, amiga

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

aggressive hissing at you from my fluffy blanket cocoon

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

more hissing

Your mouth disappears No thank you.

._.

your mouth appears I'm sorry about mr. emo scrawny ass. He thinks he's the main character.

Says the one who probably weighs just a hair over 105 and is 5'1.

throws coffee at Visio and hides in my fluffy blanket cocoon

It goes through me; I vaporize your blankets

gonna yet that little bitch out into space and dismember his limbs and use it in my pozole even if its the last thing i do

Want to bet you existential chancla-weilding banshee?

I thought we were all allies here?

We are only allies by proxy. My girlfriend is allies with you, meaning I have to be allies with you. Doesn't mean I can't antagonise you however I can.

aggressive hissing at you from my fluffy blanket cocoon

I wave my hand dismissively at Amethyst You do that, kid. I look at Gabs Why did you wheeze?

more hissing

Your mouth disappears No thank you.

._.

your mouth appears I'm sorry about mr. emo scrawny ass. He thinks he's the main character.

Says the one who probably weighs just a hair over 105 and is 5'1.

not even close lmao

throws coffee at Visio and hides in my fluffy blanket cocoon

It goes through me; I vaporize your blankets

gasp MY BLANKETS—

throws coffee at Visio and hides in my fluffy blanket cocoon

It goes through me; I vaporize your blankets

gasp MY BLANKETS—

qUICK
I throw you some blankets from my epic blanket fort