forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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Visio! why are you launching the child!

I watch in amusement as you somehow miss your mark Miss.

I can see that, prick—

not me blind and with glasses irl

I laugh Care to try again? Bat at me like a cat with a toy mouse this time?

still floating in midair try me—

(not me constantly getting myself nearly re-killed because bored)

I smirk, my index finger crooking; a powerful wave of black kinetic force takes hold of you and smashes you into the ground Alright.

WELL OK THEN

_sobs

I laugh Want to go on that rollercoaster again? I barely pause to listen Yes? Well alright, if you insist! I slam you into the ground again

Jesus take the wheeel- dying noises

Why are you guys fighting?

I wish I knew. sighs

Why are you guys fighting?

She challenged me to do so-

She just was like, ‘bro, I wanna fight you, so smash me into the ground without even trying’?

Interesting. Well. I’m going to just- silently go make my messed up gouvernement, world, universe thing— (Really, I’m just BORED out of my mind and need something interesting to dooo-)

rainbow notecards for my gay a$$ prezentation

Just got scared half to death by the neighbors-

Why are you guys fighting?

She challenged me to do so-

She just was like, ‘bro, I wanna fight you, so smash me into the ground without even trying’?

Interesting. Well. I’m going to just- silently go make my messed up gouvernement, world, universe thing— (Really, I’m just BORED out of my mind and need something interesting to dooo-)

I said “try me” but not “slam me into the fucking ground” excuse the language-

Just got scared half to death by the neighbors-

Since no one else cared, what happened? (I did not mean for that to sound rude, btw)

yup-
are you joining the chaos XD

I am joining the chaos :o i love chaos. i will try my best to keep up with it but i may fail miserably

curls up on the ground

tries not to cry

cries a lot

yup-
are you joining the chaos XD

I am joining the chaos :o i love chaos. i will try my best to keep up with it but i may fail miserably

Welcome to the club of constant confusion.

curls up on the ground

tries not to cry

cries a lot

pats head

curls up on the ground

tries not to cry

cries a lot

pats head

;-;

Just got scared half to death by the neighbors-

Since no one else cared, what happened? (I did not mean for that to sound rude, btw)

Thx- XD but naw our neighbors that i didnt even know just walked up to our house ringing our doorbell while my ‘mom’ wasn’t home and i freaked out and did what my ‘mom’ does and grabbed a knife and told them to get off the property-

curls up on the ground

tries not to cry

cries a lot

pats head

;-;

Wot?

Just got scared half to death by the neighbors-

Since no one else cared, what happened? (I did not mean for that to sound rude, btw)

Thx- XD but naw our neighbors that i didnt even know just walked up to our house ringing our doorbell while my ‘mom’ wasn’t home and i freaked out and did what my ‘mom’ does and grabbed a knife and told them to get off the property-

Oh sheet. You okay?

curls up on the ground

tries not to cry

cries a lot

pats head

;-;

Wot?

I’ve been slammed into the ground like twice now I’m in a little bit of pain

Visio- can you kidnap me?

Sure.

… Visio am I scary?

Only in your fanaticism. Otherwise you're like a kitten-shrubbery hybrid. Fluffy, green and resistant to extreme changes in environment.

….. wat
🤣

You have the fighting abilities of a garden shrub and the attitude of an annoyed kitten. That's what. That applies to you too, Amethyst.

pouts

Just got scared half to death by the neighbors-

Since no one else cared, what happened? (I did not mean for that to sound rude, btw)

Thx- XD but naw our neighbors that i didnt even know just walked up to our house ringing our doorbell while my ‘mom’ wasn’t home and i freaked out and did what my ‘mom’ does and grabbed a knife and told them to get off the property-

Oh sheet. You okay?

Am now- but gettin yelled at by my ‘mom’

Just got scared half to death by the neighbors-

Since no one else cared, what happened? (I did not mean for that to sound rude, btw)

Thx- XD but naw our neighbors that i didnt even know just walked up to our house ringing our doorbell while my ‘mom’ wasn’t home and i freaked out and did what my ‘mom’ does and grabbed a knife and told them to get off the property-

Yk— if you ALWAYS grab a knife, you’ll never even get to know them and live in constant fear of your neighbors?

Just got scared half to death by the neighbors-

Since no one else cared, what happened? (I did not mean for that to sound rude, btw)

Thx- XD but naw our neighbors that i didnt even know just walked up to our house ringing our doorbell while my ‘mom’ wasn’t home and i freaked out and did what my ‘mom’ does and grabbed a knife and told them to get off the property-

Yk— if you ALWAYS grab a knife, you’ll never even get to know them and live in constant fear of your neighbors?

I live in fear of ADULTS- and i dont wanna KNOW my neighbors- (plus its what ‘my mom’ does every time someone randomly comes to our door-)

I panicked-

curls up on the ground

tries not to cry

cries a lot

pats head

;-;

Wot?

I’ve been slammed into the ground like twice now I’m in a little bit of pain

Oh, yeah. Want me to call the emergency number? pats head again

eats a subway sandwich and writes out my whole speech on rainbow note cards
I love doing school work

curls up on the ground

tries not to cry

cries a lot

pats head

;-;

Wot?

I’ve been slammed into the ground like twice now I’m in a little bit of pain

Oh, yeah. Want me to call the emergency number? pats head again

Wellllll I’m pretty sure Visio broke multiple of my bones but I’m probably fine

Just got scared half to death by the neighbors-

Since no one else cared, what happened? (I did not mean for that to sound rude, btw)

Thx- XD but naw our neighbors that i didnt even know just walked up to our house ringing our doorbell while my ‘mom’ wasn’t home and i freaked out and did what my ‘mom’ does and grabbed a knife and told them to get off the property-

Oh sheet. You okay?

Am now- but gettin yelled at by my ‘mom’

Dang. (I really don't know what else to say. )

Just got scared half to death by the neighbors-

Since no one else cared, what happened? (I did not mean for that to sound rude, btw)

Thx- XD but naw our neighbors that i didnt even know just walked up to our house ringing our doorbell while my ‘mom’ wasn’t home and i freaked out and did what my ‘mom’ does and grabbed a knife and told them to get off the property-

Oh sheet. You okay?

Am now- but gettin yelled at by my ‘mom’

Dang. (I really don't know what else to say. )

XD its ok- i panicked-

curls up on the ground

tries not to cry

cries a lot

pats head

;-;

Wot?

I’ve been slammed into the ground like twice now I’m in a little bit of pain

Oh, yeah. Want me to call the emergency number? pats head again

Wellllll I’m pretty sure Visio broke multiple of my bones but I’m probably fine

Oh… just sits there like an id10t, unsure of what else to do Imma call the hospital either way

curls up on the ground

tries not to cry

cries a lot

pats head

;-;

Wot?

I’ve been slammed into the ground like twice now I’m in a little bit of pain

Oh, yeah. Want me to call the emergency number? pats head again

Wellllll I’m pretty sure Visio broke multiple of my bones but I’m probably fine

Oh… just sits there like an id10t, unsure of what else to do Imma call the hospital either way

Fair enough

curls up on the ground

tries not to cry

cries a lot

pats head

;-;

Wot?

I’ve been slammed into the ground like twice now I’m in a little bit of pain

Oh, yeah. Want me to call the emergency number? pats head again

Wellllll I’m pretty sure Visio broke multiple of my bones but I’m probably fine

Oh… just sits there like an id10t, unsure of what else to do Imma call the hospital either way

Fair enough

pulls out phone oh wait, my phone's ded. welp…