forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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Deleted user

you guys have dads?

XD i used to- ones a asshole and the other died-

Oh- which one died again?

My step dad- whos my half sisters dad-

The better one of the two dads?

Deleted user

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

I smile So yes. I am your dad.

@Eli-the-transboi group

you guys have dads?

XD i used to- ones a asshole and the other died-

Oh- which one died again?

My step dad- whos my half sisters dad-

The better one of the two dads?

Nope he was a drug addict and alcoholic and he shoved my face in my cats litter box and was abusive-

@spacebluelily language

GOOD MorNINg yOu Insufficient NOT Crabs

Technically your the only crab left as the rest either went to a other team or made another team

I don't care. crabs are still the best

XD okay-

Wait, did you leave the crabs?

no i died and as such can no longer be a C R A B as the undead - such as ghosts - are not welcome, so im now team ghost and have an alliance with Chancla and Cheesecake :)

oh that's sad

yea so you are now the de facto leader of the C R A B S as Denny defected to Visio's team. (fuck i made a mistake-)

woh woh woh woh woh woh woh. I can't handle that kind of responsibility.

(not me reading that as mongolian throat singing-) too bad-

Lmao…. can someone please adopt me??

join my team lmao

@Eli-the-transboi group

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

I smile So yes. I am your dad.

Damn- pog

Deleted user

you guys have dads?

XD i used to- ones a asshole and the other died-

Oh- which one died again?

My step dad- whos my half sisters dad-

The better one of the two dads?

Nope he was a drug addict and alcoholic and he shoved my face in my cats litter box and was abusive-

Oh. So they both suck ass.

Deleted user

GOOD MorNINg yOu Insufficient NOT Crabs

Technically your the only crab left as the rest either went to a other team or made another team

I don't care. crabs are still the best

XD okay-

Wait, did you leave the crabs?

no i died and as such can no longer be a C R A B as the undead - such as ghosts - are not welcome, so im now team ghost and have an alliance with Chancla and Cheesecake :)

oh that's sad

yea so you are now the de facto leader of the C R A B S as Denny defected to Visio's team. (fuck i made a mistake-)

woh woh woh woh woh woh woh. I can't handle that kind of responsibility.

(not me reading that as mongolian throat singing-) too bad-

Lmao…. can someone please adopt me??

join my team lmao

Too late, she's on my side now.

Deleted user

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

I smile So yes. I am your dad.

Damn- pog

Again, what does "pog" mean???

@spacebluelily language

GOOD MorNINg yOu Insufficient NOT Crabs

Technically your the only crab left as the rest either went to a other team or made another team

I don't care. crabs are still the best

XD okay-

Wait, did you leave the crabs?

no i died and as such can no longer be a C R A B as the undead - such as ghosts - are not welcome, so im now team ghost and have an alliance with Chancla and Cheesecake :)

oh that's sad

yea so you are now the de facto leader of the C R A B S as Denny defected to Visio's team. (fuck i made a mistake-)

woh woh woh woh woh woh woh. I can't handle that kind of responsibility.

(not me reading that as mongolian throat singing-) too bad-

Lmao…. can someone please adopt me??

join my team lmao

Too late, she's on my side now.

smiles we'll see about that

@Eli-the-transboi group

you guys have dads?

XD i used to- ones a asshole and the other died-

Oh- which one died again?

My step dad- whos my half sisters dad-

The better one of the two dads?

Nope he was a drug addict and alcoholic and he shoved my face in my cats litter box and was abusive-

Oh. So they both suck ass.

Mhm

@Eli-the-transboi group

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

I smile So yes. I am your dad.

Damn- pog

Again, what does "pog" mean???

It means cool

@spacebluelily language

Visio can you be my dad? I never had a good father figure-

I tilt my head, fiddling with my greatsword I was already your dad, was I not?

Wait wat-?

I chuckle I did promise to protect you, did I not?

.-. Is that what makes a dad-?

In my eyes, yes. A dad is someone you can trust with your secerts, who you can see being a good grandfather, someone who loves you unconditionally and with as much bias as they can muster. I strive to become that, even though I don't want actual kids of my own.

Damn- i- ok-

I smile So yes. I am your dad.

Damn- pog

Again, what does "pog" mean???

it means very cool person /j

Deleted user

smiles we'll see about that

I smirk, straightening up in my throne and tightening my grip on my sword Try it, Pandora.

@False-andrew flash_on

smiles we'll see about that

I smirk, straightening up in my throne and tightening my grip on my sword Try it, Pandora.

woah woah woah- let's calm down here- Pandora, no stealing other people's followers- Visio, no impaling the children and sucking their lives away- not with that giant sword or with Linea Noctem-

Deleted user

Visio you come off as some god thats just bored and tryna learn about the newest generation cause we’re the ones working with gods-

I chuckle I do?

@Eli-the-transboi group

Visio you come off as some god thats just bored and tryna learn about the newest generation cause we’re the ones working with gods-

I chuckle I do?

Yeah- like ngl you remind me of hades-

@Rhys group

Visio you come off as some god thats just bored and tryna learn about the newest generation cause we’re the ones working with gods-

I chuckle I do?

Yeah, you do

Deleted user

smiles we'll see about that

I smirk, straightening up in my throne and tightening my grip on my sword Try it, Pandora.

woah woah woah- let's calm down here- Pandora, no stealing other people's followers- Visio, no impaling the children and sucking their lives away- not with that giant sword or with Linea Noctem-

I roll my eyes playfully And what will you do to stop me, sweetheart? Make puppy dog eyes at me?

Deleted user

Visio you come off as some god thats just bored and tryna learn about the newest generation cause we’re the ones working with gods-

I chuckle I do?

Yeah, you do

Huh. Good to know. Now, you'll never know. You just assume I'm human.

@spacebluelily language

Visio you come off as some god thats just bored and tryna learn about the newest generation cause we’re the ones working with gods-

I chuckle I do?

Yeah- like ngl you remind me of hades-

hm personally i'd say some other god bc he doesn't really remind me of hades

@False-andrew flash_on

smiles we'll see about that

I smirk, straightening up in my throne and tightening my grip on my sword Try it, Pandora.

woah woah woah- let's calm down here- Pandora, no stealing other people's followers- Visio, no impaling the children and sucking their lives away- not with that giant sword or with Linea Noctem-

I roll my eyes playfully And what will you do to stop me, sweetheart? Make puppy dog eyes at me?

I- shut up you foul shadowborn cracker barrel weenie head-

@Rhys group

Visio you come off as some god thats just bored and tryna learn about the newest generation cause we’re the ones working with gods-

I chuckle I do?

Yeah, you do

Huh. Good to know. Now, you'll never know. You just assume I'm human.

Pfft, whatever