forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

We're already insane, Blue Lily.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

especially when you're inflicting it upon another.

at some point, this is gonna have more pages than any other thread on the site

(g'night sadeeqs and potential enemies)

(Waves Good bye. May the Shadows watch over you.)

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I grin I do like the noise they make.

I look at Rhys then back at Denny Here's the deal. We shatter them then set fire to them.

YAY!! ARSON!!!! L'incendie criminel est le remède à toute blessure.

Ça, c'est la verité absolu.

Oui, absolument

Et quand l'incendie criminel ne fonctionne plus, il y a toujours le meurtre

Mais l'incendie criminel fonctionne toujours. Vous les brûlez pour les assassiner.

at some point, this is gonna have more pages than any other thread on the site

Probably.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

We're already insane, Blue Lily.

Hm, I wouldn't call this insanity, my dear Thanatos. This is child's play.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

especially when you're inflicting it upon another.

I agree. Why do you think I'm here?

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

We're already insane, Blue Lily.

Hm, I wouldn't call this insanity, my dear Thanatos. This is child's play.

I chuckle and take a step towards you Indeed, it is. But it is what they call the bare minimum.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

especially when you're inflicting it upon another.

watching the pain that it brings other people is also fun.

(g'night sadeeqs and potential enemies)

Good night love. Ars incipiendi magna, sed maior finiendi ars. Bene mihi deliciae dormi.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

We're already insane, Blue Lily.

Hm, I wouldn't call this insanity, my dear Thanatos. This is child's play.

I chuckle and take a step towards you Indeed, it is. But it is what they call the bare minimum.

tilts head I suppose you have a point.

(g'night sadeeqs and potential enemies)

Good night love. Ars incipiendi magna, sed maior finiendi ars. Bene mihi deliciae dormi.

Latinus? Latinus loquor, ipse.

casually floats behind Pandora, holding a chancla with both hands

(g'night sadeeqs and potential enemies)

Good night love. Ars incipiendi magna, sed maior finiendi ars. Bene mihi deliciae dormi.

Latinus? Latinus loquor, ipse.

O?

casually floats behind Pandora, holding a chancla with both hands

looks behind Hello, my dear.

casually floats behind Pandora, holding a chancla with both hands

looks behind Hello, my dear.

waves hi :)

(g'night sadeeqs and potential enemies)

Good night love. Ars incipiendi magna, sed maior finiendi ars. Bene mihi deliciae dormi.

Latinus? Latinus loquor, ipse.

O?

Profecto. Linguam didici cum undecim annos natus essem.

(g'night sadeeqs and potential enemies)

Good night love. Ars incipiendi magna, sed maior finiendi ars. Bene mihi deliciae dormi.

Latinus? Latinus loquor, ipse.

O?

Profecto. Linguam didici cum undecim annos natus essem.

modo 11? Modo coepi.

(g'night sadeeqs and potential enemies)

Good night love. Ars incipiendi magna, sed maior finiendi ars. Bene mihi deliciae dormi.

Latinus? Latinus loquor, ipse.

O?

Profecto. Linguam didici cum undecim annos natus essem.

Arrêtez de fléchir, Visio

casually floats behind Pandora, holding a chancla with both hands

looks behind Hello, my dear.

waves hi :)

would you like some fresh baked cookies?

Ego sum currently in nuper viginti. So yes, since I was 11.

casually floats behind Pandora, holding a chancla with both hands

looks behind Hello, my dear.

waves hi :)

would you like some fresh baked cookies?

:0 yes please

Ego sum currently in nuper viginti. So yes, since I was 11.

ha, you're old :)

casually floats behind Pandora, holding a chancla with both hands

looks behind Hello, my dear.

waves hi :)

would you like some fresh baked cookies?

:0 yes please

hands over cookies in a shape of an…egg?

do not worry. they are not real. it is merely to show how we will destroy the Chicken and her army.

casually floats behind Pandora, holding a chancla with both hands

looks behind Hello, my dear.

waves hi :)

would you like some fresh baked cookies?

:0 yes please

hands over cookies in a shape of an…egg?

do not worry. they are not real. it is merely to show how we will destroy the Chicken and her army.

chonmps cookies thank youuu

casually floats behind Pandora, holding a chancla with both hands

looks behind Hello, my dear.

waves hi :)

would you like some fresh baked cookies?

:0 yes please

hands over cookies in a shape of an…egg?

do not worry. they are not real. it is merely to show how we will destroy the Chicken and her army.

chonmps cookies thank youuu

smiles you're welcome

casually floats behind Pandora, holding a chancla with both hands

looks behind Hello, my dear.

waves hi :)

would you like some fresh baked cookies?

:0 yes please

hands over cookies in a shape of an…egg?

do not worry. they are not real. it is merely to show how we will destroy the Chicken and her army.

chonmps cookies thank youuu

smiles you're welcome

happy ghost noises

Ego sum currently in nuper viginti. So yes, since I was 11.

ha, you're old :)

I raise an eyebrow The ocean is old. It will still drown your as with vigor.