It goes through me and splatters against whoever's behind me

stabs the ground with my sword out of rage

I laugh Annoyed?

glares no.

You sure?

I grip my sword tighter, very clearly annoyed yes, I’m sure.

I snicker Come on, do something. You can stab me once. I'll bleed this time. I promise. I hold my arms out

I sip my coffee, glaring daggers at Visio but not making any further movement

I grin I'll do it for you then. I take your sword and stab myself trough the side

Hey, give me my sword back—

1. SORRY IM CREATING A DETAILED PAGE BY PAGE SUMMARY OF THIS THING

2. DONT MURDER MY CHILDREN…THEYRE LIVING ORGANISMS NOT yOLkS

THEY ARE OMELETTES

ITS TOO LATE

THEY ARE ALREADY

D E V E L O P I N G

Fine. I’ll wait till they hatch and then make some nice fried chicken, how does that’s sound guys, much better than omelettes, oui?

nOn! THEY WILL BE PROTECTED BY MY CLOSEST ADVISORS

(Wonder, Lemooooonnnnnnn!)

Je les réduirai en cendres

Big giant fire bird in the sky now.

1. SORRY IM CREATING A DETAILED PAGE BY PAGE SUMMARY OF THIS THING

2. DONT MURDER MY CHILDREN…THEYRE LIVING ORGANISMS NOT yOLkS

THEY ARE OMELETTES

ITS TOO LATE

THEY ARE ALREADY

D E V E L O P I N G

Fine. I’ll wait till they hatch and then make some nice fried chicken, how does that’s sound guys, much better than omelettes, oui?

nOn! THEY WILL BE PROTECTED BY MY CLOSEST ADVISORS

(Wonder, Lemooooonnnnnnn!)

Je les réduirai en cendres

n'ose pas poser un seul doigt sur mes bébés.

n'ose pas poser un seul doigt sur mes bébés.

I’m a big giant firebird, I dont need to lay a finger on them to burn them to ashes.

n'ose pas poser un seul doigt sur mes bébés.

I’m a big giant firebird, I dont need to lay a finger on them to burn them to ashes.

I’m a big giant chicken mother,

DO NOT TOUCH MY CHILDREN

n'ose pas poser un seul doigt sur mes bébés.

I’m a big giant firebird, I dont need to lay a finger on them to burn them to ashes.

I’m a big giant chicken mother,

DO NOT TOUCH MY CHILDREN

I DONT HAVE TO TOUCH THEM TO BURN THEM

me, gasping at a plot twist i already knew was coming:

me, gasping at a plot twist i already knew was coming:

ok but consider

The pics aren’t loading for meeee— whyyy

Same-

me, gasping at a plot twist i already knew was coming:

ok but consider

i am on my school computer so i can not see what you posted so i require an image description pls

me, gasping at a plot twist i already knew was coming:

ok but consider

i am on my school computer so i can not see what you posted so i require an image description pls

It’s a gif that says “gasps in Spanish”

me, gasping at a plot twist i already knew was coming:

ok but consider

i am on my school computer so i can not see what you posted so i require an image description pls

It’s a gif that says “gasps in Spanish”

me, gasping at a plot twist i already knew was coming:

ok but consider

i am on my school computer so i can not see what you posted so i require an image description pls

It’s a gif that says “gasps in Spanish”

_{it was just a thought sorry}

me, gasping at a plot twist i already knew was coming:

ok but consider

i am on my school computer so i can not see what you posted so i require an image description pls

It’s a gif that says “gasps in Spanish”

_{it was just a thought sorry}

me, gasping at a plot twist i already knew was coming:

ok but consider

i am on my school computer so i can not see what you posted so i require an image description pls

It’s a gif that says “gasps in Spanish”

_{it was just a thought sorry}

well then

me, gasping at a plot twist i already knew was coming:

ok but consider

i am on my school computer so i can not see what you posted so i require an image description pls

It’s a gif that says “gasps in Spanish”

_{it was just a thought sorry}

well then

ur just like wtf is going on

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

I like at Sky and chuckle, pulling it out. It drips with golden ichor. Here you go.

?????????????

It drips with golden ichor

Calm down, Letus.

I wave at Demons You're with Gemma? I stole Denny.

me, gasping at a plot twist i already knew was coming:

ok but consider

i am on my school computer so i can not see what you posted so i require an image description pls

It’s a gif that says “gasps in Spanish”

_{it was just a thought sorry}

well then

ur just like wtf is going on

My single braincell is going “huh”

It drips with golden ichor

Calm down, Letus.

No. Never.

me, gasping at a plot twist i already knew was coming:

ok but consider

i am on my school computer so i can not see what you posted so i require an image description pls

It’s a gif that says “gasps in Spanish”

_{it was just a thought sorry}

well then

ur just like wtf is going on

My single braincell is going “huh”

i do enjoy confusing people

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I like at Sky and chuckle, pulling it out. It drips with golden ichor. Here you go.

I snatch the sword back aggressively, glaring at Visio

It drips with golden ichor

Calm down, Letus.

No. Never.

But Letusssss

See, no way in the seven rings of hell am I signing a contract with Visio. I’ll just support him. I like my freedom.

my left eye is hurting….again.