Chicken and I must vanish again :'(
we will return soon

Ummmm

Can someone give me a brief explanation of all the teams?

Team Chicken: Has chickens and sparkles.
Team Chancla: Led by Pindira aka They Who Get Names Wrong.
Team Cheesecake: Led by Gabs. Bad team if you are lactose intolerant.
Team Crab: You get immortality, true family, and a knife. Join us.

Team Chicken: Evil australian chicken
Team Chancla: Great team who is allied with team Cheesecake and is led by Pandora
Team Cheesecake: Gives you free cheesecake, led by Gabs, and is allied with team Chancla
Team Crab: Selfish boasting people who are team stealers

Why do they all start with C

We like Cs.

Like, C-Section.

And Costco.

And Convulsive.

Costco is a scam

We like Cs.

Like, C-Section.

And Costco.

And Convulsive.

and cOcOnUtS

which we have btw

What did I come back to…?

CINNAMON! JOIN TEAM CHICKEN!

Join the alliance!!!!

Life as a soldier on team c r a b will be better than anything these… peasants could ever hope to offer you, Cinnamon

Peasants? Ha! You make me laugh, Danny. What would a lowly team such as crab have against two powerful, and royal teams such as Cheesecake and Chancla?

Let me tell you.

Nothing. They have nothing.

it's DENNY you uncultured SWINE

Well, Pindira, if you want to keep believing those lies, be my guest. At the end of days, we can't say we didn't warn you.

Well, that is, of course, your opinion. Even if it's wrong.

Now.

SPANISH OR VANISH

Oh jag är så rädd jag är darrar i mina stövlar

keep in mind, i didn't mention all the benefits. i listed the best. your entire family will be safe from all harm within the walls of the C R A B fortress. they will achieve great things, like their parents. and the people that have joined me are not my soldiers, they are my family, and always will be.

Family? You send your so-called family to fight your battles.

As an empress with my own people, I cannot fathom the idea of sending soldiers out to fight my own battles; I fight alongside my soldiers and serve my people, as any empress should

Exactly. If you send your people to fight your battles and all you do is stay safe behind walls, then you are a coward.

I AM NO COWARD. I WAS FIGHTING MY BATTLES WELL BEFORE I HADE ANYONE BESIDE ME. DO YOU FORGET, YOU MEANINGLESS WORMS?

I AM THE ORIGINAL.

Chicken and I must vanish again :'(
we will return soon

okay :(

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

my queen….. i need convincing to not join the other teams…. cires in why are their points so valid

We have-

Unlimited vacation days (We understand your home life!)
Maternity leave (self-explanatory!)
Second-hand cheescake! (self-explanatory!)
Sparkles!
SPARKLES!
Baby chicks!
mE.
True love and affection.
Boba.

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

That milk….is a gift from my kingdom….which comes from cows from the farms, which comes from….gasp MEXICAN FARMERS

my queen….. i need convincing to not join the other teams…. cires in why are their points so valid

We have-

Unlimited vacation days (We understand your home life!)
Maternity leave (self-explanatory!)
Second-hand cheescake! (self-explanatory!)
Sparkles!
SPARKLES!
Baby chicks!
mE.
True love and affection.
Boba.

we have all that (except the chickens) and FIRST-HAND CHEESECAKE

Pandora, my dear friend and Ally;
I desperately require your assistance.
It appears that multiple times in the past week, my nations treasured cheesecake Vault has been broken into and robbed.
I can only suspect the chicken is the culprit for this heinous crime
Please help me devise a system that is chicken proof. we must protect the cheesecakes

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

_{that's….that's actually not funny? like as some one who lives in America i am seriously tired of hearing this shit}

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

At least we’re not responsible for Justin Bieber

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

cackles in freedom
At least we’re not responsible for Justin Bieber

rolls eyes in maple syrup
That thing was a mistake and was never supposed to breach containment.

Pandora, my dear friend and Ally;
I desperately require your assistance.
It appears that multiple times in the past week, my nations treasured cheesecake Vault has been broken into and robbed.
I can only suspect the chicken is the culprit for this heinous crime
Please help me devise a system that is chicken proof. we must protect the cheesecakes

you have my full assistance, my dear gabs.
We will protect the cheesecake, and we will bring the thieves to justice.

I walked away for like- 5 minutes-

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??

CARTONS… make sense!!

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??

No, it freaking doesn’t?!?!
What happens if the bag pops it just explodes everywhere?!?!
Cartons are sturdy and reliable

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

_{that's….that's actually not funny? like as some one who lives in America i am seriously tired of hearing this shit}

It's a legitamate point- there's so many school shootings that we've stopped talking about them-

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

EXACTLY LIKE?? HELLO MILK IN BAGS CAUSE MORE MESS THAN MILK IN CARTOONS
THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO DRANK MILK IN BAGS FOR NEARLY 13 YEARS
MILK IN CARTONS IS JuST SO MUCH EASIER

Pandora, my dear friend and Ally;
I desperately require your assistance.
It appears that multiple times in the past week, my nations treasured cheesecake Vault has been broken into and robbed.
I can only suspect the chicken is the culprit for this heinous crime
Please help me devise a system that is chicken proof. we must protect the cheesecakes

you have my full assistance, my dear gabs.
We will protect the cheesecake, and we will bring the thieves to justice.

Thank you, friend.

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??

CARTONS… make sense!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY DON'T! YOU CAN FIT MORE MILK PER FRIDGE WITH BAGS!

No, it freaking doesn’t?!?!
What happens if the bag pops it just explodes everywhere?!?!
Cartons are sturdy and reliable

Exactly

Danny both of you to assume that my empires limited to only those with a lactose tolerance. One of the core fundamentals of empire cheesecake is that any, and all people are deserving of the opportunity to eat cheesecake, therefore, all cheesecake in the cheesecake empire is made with lactose free milk

Fine, then. Have fun with your stupid milk in cartons like an American.

laughs in bald eagle
ONLY THE CANADIANS WOULD BAG THEIR FORKING MILK

scoffs in beaver
ONLY THE AMERICANS WOULD BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL

As an American myself I agree with this - and as a teacher I say it is very sad- but as the leader of the Crabs, I must say that Americans and their schools forking suck-

ALSO WHO PUTS THEIR MILK IN CARTONS

WHO PUTS MILK IN BAGS??

It… MAKES SENSE?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT IN A CARTON??

CARTONS… make sense!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY DON'T! YOU CAN FIT MORE MILK PER FRIDGE WITH BAGS!

BUT WHAT IF IT POPS?!?!