forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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if you see me take the killing thing, both of us fully knowing that it can kill me, and allow me to consume the killing thing and give it the power to kill me without moving to save me from the killing thing, you can be punished for that. you could have stopped it. but you didn't, and now I will haunt you from beyond the grave until the day you join me

haha jokes on u i can't die

neither can I, sadeeq. I have been Forbidden from dying. I have promised too many people that I will not die, and if the universe cares anything about promises, I will be here long after y'all are no more than dust in the wind

It has been established that I cannot die. Cheesecake, much like my Empire, is eternal. So for as long as you exist, so shall I, and you shall never escape the reaches of my empire, never hide from the extent of my influence. You will always live with the knowledge that you could not kill me in any way that matters, and that my Empire will remain, haunting your every step with cheesecake.

Joke's on you I don't care about your Empire. While you have fun stalking me, I'll build an Empire of my own. You and I cannot die, but our Empires and legacies sure as hell can.

Very well. If what you say is true, then at the end of times, when both our Empires have risen and fallen and brought the world to dust with them, you and I shall meet in an eternal battle at the end of time.

Ayyyy looking forward to it. Does Friday work for you?

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

if you see me take the killing thing, both of us fully knowing that it can kill me, and allow me to consume the killing thing and give it the power to kill me without moving to save me from the killing thing, you can be punished for that. you could have stopped it. but you didn't, and now I will haunt you from beyond the grave until the day you join me

haha jokes on u i can't die

neither can I, sadeeq. I have been Forbidden from dying. I have promised too many people that I will not die, and if the universe cares anything about promises, I will be here long after y'all are no more than dust in the wind

It has been established that I cannot die. Cheesecake, much like my Empire, is eternal. So for as long as you exist, so shall I, and you shall never escape the reaches of my empire, never hide from the extent of my influence. You will always live with the knowledge that you could not kill me in any way that matters, and that my Empire will remain, haunting your every step with cheesecake.

Joke's on you I don't care about your Empire. While you have fun stalking me, I'll build an Empire of my own. You and I cannot die, but our Empires and legacies sure as hell can.

Very well. If what you say is true, then at the end of times, when both our Empires have risen and fallen and brought the world to dust with them, you and I shall meet in an eternal battle at the end of time.

Ayyyy looking forward to it. Does Friday work for you?

shoot, no, Friday I'm all booked with cheesecake conquests and my cousin's dance recital. next Thursday?

Deleted user

if you see me take the killing thing, both of us fully knowing that it can kill me, and allow me to consume the killing thing and give it the power to kill me without moving to save me from the killing thing, you can be punished for that. you could have stopped it. but you didn't, and now I will haunt you from beyond the grave until the day you join me

haha jokes on u i can't die

neither can I, sadeeq. I have been Forbidden from dying. I have promised too many people that I will not die, and if the universe cares anything about promises, I will be here long after y'all are no more than dust in the wind

It has been established that I cannot die. Cheesecake, much like my Empire, is eternal. So for as long as you exist, so shall I, and you shall never escape the reaches of my empire, never hide from the extent of my influence. You will always live with the knowledge that you could not kill me in any way that matters, and that my Empire will remain, haunting your every step with cheesecake.

Joke's on you I don't care about your Empire. While you have fun stalking me, I'll build an Empire of my own. You and I cannot die, but our Empires and legacies sure as hell can.

Very well. If what you say is true, then at the end of times, when both our Empires have risen and fallen and brought the world to dust with them, you and I shall meet in an eternal battle at the end of time.

Ayyyy looking forward to it. Does Friday work for you?

shoot, no, Friday I'm all booked with cheesecake conquests and my cousin's dance recital. next Thursday?

Nah, sorry, promised a very dear friend of mine that I would never die on a Thursday, and none of my friends would if I could help it. That's a paradox right there, and those are nightmares to escape. What about next Friday? That's Free Crime Friday on the Crime Calendar. Sounds fitting, eh?

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

if you see me take the killing thing, both of us fully knowing that it can kill me, and allow me to consume the killing thing and give it the power to kill me without moving to save me from the killing thing, you can be punished for that. you could have stopped it. but you didn't, and now I will haunt you from beyond the grave until the day you join me

haha jokes on u i can't die

neither can I, sadeeq. I have been Forbidden from dying. I have promised too many people that I will not die, and if the universe cares anything about promises, I will be here long after y'all are no more than dust in the wind

It has been established that I cannot die. Cheesecake, much like my Empire, is eternal. So for as long as you exist, so shall I, and you shall never escape the reaches of my empire, never hide from the extent of my influence. You will always live with the knowledge that you could not kill me in any way that matters, and that my Empire will remain, haunting your every step with cheesecake.

Joke's on you I don't care about your Empire. While you have fun stalking me, I'll build an Empire of my own. You and I cannot die, but our Empires and legacies sure as hell can.

Very well. If what you say is true, then at the end of times, when both our Empires have risen and fallen and brought the world to dust with them, you and I shall meet in an eternal battle at the end of time.

Ayyyy looking forward to it. Does Friday work for you?

shoot, no, Friday I'm all booked with cheesecake conquests and my cousin's dance recital. next Thursday?

Nah, sorry, promised a very dear friend of mine that I would never die on a Thursday, and none of my friends would if I could help it. That's a paradox right there, and those are nightmares to escape. What about next Friday? That's Free Crime Friday on the Crime Calendar. Sounds fitting, eh?

very well. I'll have to move my weekly cheesecake party to that Saturday, but if it's Free Crime Friday that may be the best time to work. I shall inform my empire

Deleted user

My brain cells: waves see ya-

no sameeeee
im spending all my mental energy on this chat rather than my term paper due tonight

mental energy? what's that?

Deleted user

if you see me take the killing thing, both of us fully knowing that it can kill me, and allow me to consume the killing thing and give it the power to kill me without moving to save me from the killing thing, you can be punished for that. you could have stopped it. but you didn't, and now I will haunt you from beyond the grave until the day you join me

haha jokes on u i can't die

neither can I, sadeeq. I have been Forbidden from dying. I have promised too many people that I will not die, and if the universe cares anything about promises, I will be here long after y'all are no more than dust in the wind

It has been established that I cannot die. Cheesecake, much like my Empire, is eternal. So for as long as you exist, so shall I, and you shall never escape the reaches of my empire, never hide from the extent of my influence. You will always live with the knowledge that you could not kill me in any way that matters, and that my Empire will remain, haunting your every step with cheesecake.

Joke's on you I don't care about your Empire. While you have fun stalking me, I'll build an Empire of my own. You and I cannot die, but our Empires and legacies sure as hell can.

Very well. If what you say is true, then at the end of times, when both our Empires have risen and fallen and brought the world to dust with them, you and I shall meet in an eternal battle at the end of time.

Ayyyy looking forward to it. Does Friday work for you?

shoot, no, Friday I'm all booked with cheesecake conquests and my cousin's dance recital. next Thursday?

Nah, sorry, promised a very dear friend of mine that I would never die on a Thursday, and none of my friends would if I could help it. That's a paradox right there, and those are nightmares to escape. What about next Friday? That's Free Crime Friday on the Crime Calendar. Sounds fitting, eh?

very well. I'll have to move my weekly cheesecake party to that Saturday, but if it's Free Crime Friday that may be the best time to work. I shall inform my empire

and I shall inform mine. don't you dare be late, sadeeq.

@RottingInMyRoom

hey @RottingInMyRoom I don't think I ever got yer name

Haniya is my technical name but most of the people call me Nia because Haniya is just sooo complicated and so hard to say. But ya you can call me either. What's your name?

Deleted user

hey @RottingInMyRoom I don't think I ever got yer name

Haniya is my technical name but most of the people call me Nia because Haniya is just sooo complicated and so hard to say. But ya you can call me either. What's your name?

My real name's Hannah. I say Hania on your profile and I thought it was cool how similar our names are. I mostly go by Denny on Notebook, though Fuckhead and Nether work too.

@RottingInMyRoom

hey @RottingInMyRoom I don't think I ever got yer name

Haniya is my technical name but most of the people call me Nia because Haniya is just sooo complicated and so hard to say. But ya you can call me either. What's your name?

My real name's Hannah. I say Hania on your profile and I thought it was cool how similar our names are. I mostly go by Denny on Notebook, though Fuckhead and Nether work too.

Hannah is like my Americanized name. That's cool lol. Everyone tries to turn my name into Hannah.
Nice to meet you!!!

Deleted user

I refuse to read all of the chats due to limited time but hi

@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

I'm 14 and I can…
-light a gas burner for my water heater
-put together IKEA furniture by myself
-crush a 300 pager in a day
-Eat inhumane amounts of cheeze-ts
-sing nearly every song on Great Malinko
-Recite every line from Beetlejuice
-Wash a dog
-MAke clothes
-And dance

This was me bragging because I want too and I'm done being humble.

Deleted user

I'm 14 and I can…
-light a gas burner for my water heater
-put together IKEA furniture by myself
-crush a 300 pager in a day
-Eat inhumane amounts of cheeze-ts
-sing nearly every song on Great Malinko
-Recite every line from Beetlejuice
-Wash a dog
-MAke clothes
-And dance

This was me bragging because I want too and I'm done being humble.

I’m 13 and I can kind of make art….,,,

@RottingInMyRoom

I'm 14 and I can…
-light a gas burner for my water heater
-put together IKEA furniture by myself
-crush a 300 pager in a day
-Eat inhumane amounts of cheeze-ts
-sing nearly every song on Great Malinko
-Recite every line from Beetlejuice
-Wash a dog
-MAke clothes
-And dance

This was me bragging because I want too and I'm done being humble.

You can do more than me lol you shouldn't be humble.

I'm 17 and I can…
Drink large amounts of caffeine
Procrastinate
Eat large amounts
Go into a store sometimes and not freak out

The only impressive thing I've done is travel overseas alone and idk how I survived.

Deleted user

hey @RottingInMyRoom I don't think I ever got yer name

Haniya is my technical name but most of the people call me Nia because Haniya is just sooo complicated and so hard to say. But ya you can call me either. What's your name?

My real name's Hannah. I saw Hania on your profile and I thought it was cool how similar our names are. I mostly go by Denny on Notebook, though Fuckhead and Nether work too.

Hannah is like my Americanized name. That's cool lol. Everyone tries to turn my name into Hannah.
Nice to meet you!!!

Nice to meet you, too!

Deleted user

hey i can help you add to the list: surviving a 15 kiloton explosion 😃

edit: i can help everyone add to their list!

ooooh go on

@False-andrew flash_on

hey i can help you add to the list: surviving a 15 kiloton explosion 😃

edit: i can help everyone add to their list!

ooooh go on

has anyone here ever survived an encounter with a revolver chanbered in 50 AE?