does anyone want my eyeballs?
yes
👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds
oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement
4th shot of espresso, anybody?
try 8
Parent we just sang the akuna matata song from the lion king-
does anyone want my eyeballs?
yes
👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds
oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement
oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.
4th shot of espresso, anybody?
try 8
Parent we just sang the akuna matata song from the lion king-
noice
I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you
does anyone want my eyeballs?
yes
👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds
oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement
oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.
mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island
4th shot of espresso, anybody?
try 8
I’d rather not pass out in the middle of a speech but thanks
aw ur no fun lol
does anyone want my eyeballs?
yes
👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds
oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement
oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.
mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island
they'll never not owe me for that mess they made out of Krakatoa
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
does anyone want my eyeballs?
yes
👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds
oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement
oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.
mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island
they'll never not owe me for that mess they made out of Krakatoa
ugh and ATLANTIS that was a PR nightmare
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
wHEEZE
only in Ohio
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
wHEEZE
bows I’m here all day-
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
I though Ohio was a myth
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
Hey now I got fam in Texas lol
I’ve never been tho :(
does anyone want my eyeballs?
yes
👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds
oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement
oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.
mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island
they'll never not owe me for that mess they made out of Krakatoa
ugh and ATLANTIS that was a PR nightmare
you're telling me
and after what they pulled with the dinosaurs, too!
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
wrong. Ohio is hell
I though Ohio was a myth
It is… 0.0
I though Ohio was a myth
It is… 0.0
😂
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
wrong. Ohio is hell
Hell is in Michigan, doofuses
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
wrong. Ohio is hell
Hell is in Michigan, doofuses
The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
wrong. Ohio is hell
Hell is in Michigan, doofuses
The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-
hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
wrong. Ohio is hell
Hell is in Michigan, doofuses
The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-
fair enough
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
wrong. Ohio is hell
Hell is in Michigan, doofuses
The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-
hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that
XDDD they like syrup.
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
wrong. Ohio is hell
Hell is in Michigan, doofuses
The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-
hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that
XDDD they like syrup.
and hockey. and sarcasm. and being nice and wholesome.
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
wrong. Ohio is hell
Hell is in Michigan, doofuses
The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-
hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that
XDDD they like syrup.
and hockey. and sarcasm. and being nice and wholesome.
And they all act like children-
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
wrong. Ohio is hell
Hell is in Michigan, doofuses
The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-
hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that
XDDD they like syrup.
and hockey. and sarcasm. and being nice and wholesome.
And they all act like children-
i like canadians. they remind of calm geese
Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-
where do you think hell is?
Texas
wrong. Ohio is hell
Hell is in Michigan, doofuses
The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-
hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that
XDDD they like syrup.
and hockey. and sarcasm. and being nice and wholesome.
And they all act like children-
OBJECTION, YOUR HONOUR! FALSE CLAIMS!
we do NOT