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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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Hej, hello, bonjour, hola, marhaba, strange but wondrous beings of this plane
according to the time-honoured Crime Calendar, today is… squints and adjusts glasses War Crime Wednesday!
@Eli-the-transboi group
walks into the chat sleepily and rubs eyes morning, you chaotic chat-
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group
CHILDBIRTH SCREECHES
*gestures that this will liiiiikely continue for a while *
HOLD UP YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH??????
eggs
Is it scientifically possible to have two fertilized eggs in a span of 48 hours?
I think not.
Am I going to do so anyways?
Yes.
The caffeine has sent me into labor. Hold onto your buttcheeks, people
ANOTHER CHILD??????
@False-andrew flash_on
hey u guys wanna know something
@IamNOTachickenok
CHILDBIRTH SCREECHES
*gestures that this will liiiiikely continue for a while *
HOLD UP YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH??????
eggs
Is it scientifically possible to have two fertilized eggs in a span of 48 hours?
I think not.
Am I going to do so anyways?
Yes.
The caffeine has sent me into labor. Hold onto your buttcheeks, people
ANOTHER CHILD??????
✨yEs✨
@False-andrew flash_on
wait whAT THE FUCK-
@IamNOTachickenok
hey u guys wanna know something
GEMMMMMMMAAAAA! Welcome back! *hugs *
Also, yes…I would very much like to know said “thing”…
@False-andrew flash_on
hey u guys wanna know something
GEMMMMMMMAAAAA! Welcome back! *hugs *
Also, yes…I would very much like to know said “thing”…
the thing is. . . drumroll I FUCKING LIVED I HAD MY HEART REMOVED AND ANOTHER PUT IN AND IM ALIVE WHAT Y'ALL GONNA DO NOW
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group
hey u guys wanna know something
yes
@just_gabs_is_sleepy group
Yay!!! Glad you’re back, Gemma!
@False-andrew flash_on
y'all wanna see a pic of the thing on my chest now
@False-andrew flash_on
lol imma show you anyways
@False-andrew flash_on
look at that shit- gnarly as hell lol; gonna be a damn good scar
@just_gabs_is_sleepy group
Dang
@False-andrew flash_on
yeah! it's amazing- the skin has scabbed up around the sutures - im healing amazingly already, they've pulled me off the breathing shit already cus im fabulous like that! im amazing did y'all know that
@Eli-the-transboi group
look at that shit- gnarly as hell lol; gonna be a damn good scar
Damn my parent really went “screw you death-“
@IamNOTachickenok
OH MY GOSH GEMMA YASSS
YOU ARE FABULOUS
That scar is AWESOME
So you had your heart (a viTaL ✨fEr-rEaking✨ organ) literally removed from your body and someone else’s put in?! THAT IS SO COOL
@Eli-the-transboi group
OH MY GOSH GEMMA YASSS
YOU ARE FABULOUS
That scar is AWESOME
So you had your heart (a viTaL ✨fEr-rEaking✨ organ) literally removed from your body and someone else’s put in?! THAT IS SO COOL
IKR?!
@False-andrew flash_on
OH MY GOSH GEMMA YASSS
YOU ARE FABULOUS
That scar is AWESOME
So you had your heart (a viTaL ✨fEr-rEaking✨ organ) literally removed from your body and someone else’s put in?! THAT IS SO COOL
YES THANK YOU WORSHIP ME LIKE THE GODDESS I AM
@just_gabs_is_sleepy group
GEMMA U AWESOME FAM
seriously tho, glad to hear you’re doing well. Been praying for ya!
@Eli-the-transboi group
GEMMA U AWESOME FAM
seriously tho, glad to hear you’re doing well. Been praying for ya!
Bro same I’ve been asking my deities to take care of her- XD
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group
hey u guys wanna know something
GEMMMMMMMAAAAA! Welcome back! *hugs *
Also, yes…I would very much like to know said “thing”…
the thing is. . . drumroll I FUCKING LIVED I HAD MY HEART REMOVED AND ANOTHER PUT IN AND IM ALIVE WHAT Y'ALL GONNA DO NOW
Would u be upset if I made a mildly offensive joke?
@IamNOTachickenok
OH MY GOSH GEMMA YASSS
YOU ARE FABULOUS
That scar is AWESOME
So you had your heart (a viTaL ✨fEr-rEaking✨ organ) literally removed from your body and someone else’s put in?! THAT IS SO COOL
YES THANK YOU WORSHIP ME LIKE THE GODDESS I AM
I WILL CONTINUE TO WORSHIP DRAMA CHICKEN
BUT GWORL, YOU IZ A gAWdESS
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group
look at that shit- gnarly as hell lol; gonna be a damn good scar
Damn my parent really went “screw you death-“
COOL ASS SCAR
@IamNOTachickenok
OH MY GOSH GEMMA YASSS
YOU ARE FABULOUS
That scar is AWESOME
So you had your heart (a viTaL ✨fEr-rEaking✨ organ) literally removed from your body and someone else’s put in?! THAT IS SO COOL
IKR?!
YEAHHHHHH!
@Eli-the-transboi group
vibes while ignoring my art teacher
@CinnamonTheHouseplant
look at that shit- gnarly as hell lol; gonna be a damn good scar
Damn my parent really went “screw you death-“
COOL ASS SCAR
YESSSSSSS