forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@IamNOTachickenok

you made the mistake…

…of giving me caffeine.

*eyes twitch *

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sips Starbucks and what are you gonna do, chicken?

@IamNOTachickenok

✨muffled battle cry✨

Clear the way, peasants. I’m about to unleash the underworld.

(Wonder, hold baby chicky egg)

@IamNOTachickenok

*huffs in preparation as I put war paint on *

@IamNOTachickenok

yo chicken, permission to have u as the villain for c!pandora's backstory?

Oh heck yes

@IamNOTachickenok

*chicken, finally ready *
*big huff of air *

THE CHURCH…
IS THE COLOR…

OF 🍜RAMEN!🍜

*runs around the room leaving skidmarks everywhere g

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collapses face-first and makes a distressed ghost noise

@RottingInMyRoom

I LOVE COFFEE TOO

but fr my mental health has spiraled along with my consumption of caffeine and I'm wondering if they're somehow connected

@IamNOTachickenok

CHILDBIRTH SCREECHES

*gestures that this will liiiiikely continue for a while *

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CHILDBIRTH SCREECHES

*gestures that this will liiiiikely continue for a while *

HOLD UP YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH??????

eggs

@IamNOTachickenok

CHILDBIRTH SCREECHES

*gestures that this will liiiiikely continue for a while *

HOLD UP YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH??????

eggs

Is it scientifically possible to have two fertilized eggs in a span of 48 hours?

I think not.

Am I going to do so anyways?

Yes.

The caffeine has sent me into labor. Hold onto your buttcheeks, people

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silent ghostie laying face-down on the floor, regretting my afterlife’s decisions