forum Tell me your best joke!

Started February 25, 2018 by @hopelessromantic

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i don't get it

Did you say it out loud?)

Joke:

What happened during the Cold War?

….IT GOT HOT!

oh just me ok….

…

What's Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill

Walking

JK Rolling

Light a man on fire, keep him warm for a day, set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
-Terry Pratchett

My favorite joke ever, sorry that it's implying that said man will die tho I'm a psycho lol.

i knew the harry potter one

Review my joke plz!

a man walks into a bar. Ouch!

Light a man on fire, keep him warm for a day, set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
-Terry Pratchett (Is like best joke ever!)

i dont get it

If you lght a fire the person would be warm for a day but set them on fire they will be warm the rest of their very, very short life.

Me neither nor do I find it funny

okay…

its not funny

It's a parody of the "Teach a man to fish" idiom and more of an acquired taste.

i dont care

Im really so sorry to say this but I don't care either,

I know you don't…. sob

sometimes i do sob

You wanna hear a joke?

BURN!!

No… lol yes.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS

yes more jokes

bahahahaha

Great because I've got more up my sleeve

yeah

What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?

YOU'RE UNDER A VEST