forum "I have a tendency to forget dumb shit." "Do you also have a tendency to forget the law?" "Yeah, like I said, dumb shit." (OxO)

Started October 04, 2022 by Deleted user

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"You're you're not joking are you dear god we've fucked and I don't even know what you're ass looks like-"

"No, I'm not joking. I am being perfectly serious, my left ass cheek has a chunk out of it because of a right mutt of a dog. As for not knowing what my ass looks like, that makes sense; you were blackout drunk." Jo snickers.

"Dear god…and as for me being blackout drunk you know what happens when I drink tequila.."

"God couldn't help me then, He can't help me now! And you're right, I do."

"So why would you let mey do it??"

"I literally can't stop you, Nikki." he snorts.

"I was already drunk you could have taken it-"

"And done what with it, drank it myself?" Jo snickers.

"oh I don't know put it back in the box, throw it off the balcony…you had options."

"Mm-hmmm. Sure. Like you wouldn't have tried to punch me."

"you think that me drinking tequila is less dangerous than me punching you?"

"Yes, actually. At least the tequila will put only you to sleep."

“Well I didn’t sleep… I don’t think-“

"Mm-hmmm. . . fair."

"I let you fuck me…and we never even- nevermind"

"We never even what?" Jo asks, raising an eyebrow.

"We never discussed anything about sex before…" she paused and looked down at the cat that was now sleeping in her arms "did i have an episode? Did i freak out at any point?"

"I don't remember, I got way drunker than you did. I couldn't walm right for three days, remember?"

"Right…you just seemed to remember more than me."

"I remembered two things. That's it." Jo snorts.

"Sorry i thought you'd remember more-"

"Dear god no. I drank a lot of alcohol."

"I say i was sorry- just forget i asked." She backed up a little bit pushing the door open and walked inside the apartment without another word

"Babe- that isn't-" he starts to growl before cutting himself off.

"Whatever." he mutters.

"Don't growl at me okay, please?"

"Whatever. . ." he mutters again, slipping into the apartment.

"Jo, I don't want to fight right now please." Please came out almost a whine as she turned to look at the large man in front of her

"There isn't going to be a fight, okay?" he replies softly.

She paused and looked at him confused "but you just-"

Jo smiles a little.

"Just because I growl doesn't always mean there'll be a fight. At least, not anymore."