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"She won't bit you. I've been holding her, and she hasn't even struggled once." he replies.

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Jo takes a step forward, then another, gently handing Nikki the kitten.

The kitten starts purring louder.

"See? She likes you."

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(Nikki's like an alien creature meeting a cat for the first time dear god XD)

"It's happy!" Jo smiles.

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(XD )

"Cats don't usually take kindly to being in cages, yeah." Jo chuckles.

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The kitten's purring increases in volume, indicating greater happiness.

Jo laughs softly.

"See? She's harmless."

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"She's living with us. I'll take care of her litter box, and you can play with her, get used to her being here." Jo smiles.

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"Yeah. Be glad I didn't get a dog, it would have costed so much more." Jo replies.

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"My dad and the people that trained me used to sic starving dogs on me for 'training purposes' or as a life lesson. Had a chunk taken out of my left ass cheek." Jo snorts.

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"So now I have an uneven ass. One ass cheek is thicker than the other. They clap weirdly, did you know that? It doesn't clap, it just kinda flops." Jo grins.

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Jo bursts into hysterical laughter.

"That, my dear, is the best reaction I could've gotten."