forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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He's gotta be reincarnated from some ancient priest or something then.

He asked if that means it's illegal or something to burn and land-blob a reincarnated priest.

Nope, it's not. Trust me on this. It very much isn't. However, arson and burning people is illegal. At least, if anyone finds out.

Because it's only murder if they find the body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
One of my friends has a hoodie that says that.

Exactly! Your friend and you get it!

Hehe

Two things: I want that hoodie and-

What on earth is land-blobbing?

Blobbing a child on land instead of in water. Duh.

Okay, but what is this blobbing we are speaking of??

It's like this giant bouncy thing. Someone sits on one end, then someone else jumps on the other end from high up. The first person gets launched into the water, or onto land in this case.

Oh, hey Pastel! And they just explained, lol.

Yes, exactly. Pastel gets it.
You launch the people you hate off giant inflatable pillows that sit in water.
Hence why we're blobbing Danny on land.

Hm.
I need one of those blobby things.

I know. Me too. I have a few youngins to burn while blobbing. So far the list includes Danny and my own little brother.

Trust me, once M comes and has the chance to interact with you, he'll be on the list too

I'll add him right now then.

OOOH, but then imagine blobbing yourself into Jello.
If you had enough of it.

Or pudding of some sort.

Luckless. Are you trying to kill me? Because now I really want to get blobbed into a pool of Jello.

While you're at it, add J, J, I and N.

Oooh, yes, blue Jello blobbing.

I'm not trying to kill you, I just think it would be fun.
Ooh, and then the blob would look like a giant rubber ducky-

WITH WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP OF THE JELLO
BLOBBED INTO WHIPPEED CREAM AND JELLO

Adds them to the list

Ooh. . .

OH DAMN!

YES YES YES
With random GUMMY BEARS floating IN THE JELLO

Oooh, or ICE CREAM if you did the soft-srve kind
ICE CREAM ON TOP OF JELLOOOOOO
AND THEN GET BLOBBED
YES

I'LL TAKE ALL OF IT YES PLEASE ALL THE SUGAR

Oooh, fun.

I need some Jello now.

Same.

WAIT THE BLOB COULD BE A MARSHMALLOW WOULD THAT WORK
THE BLOB IS A MARSHMALLOW!!

YES, SUGAR VERY MUCH SUGARY GOODNESS

YOU ARE GIVING ME DIABETES JUST BY THINKING ABOUT SUCH A THING MY GODS YOU ARE A GENIUS THOUGH

HAHAAAAAAAAAAA

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