(I grin broadly at Lily Welcome, welcome! It's nice to meet someone who does their research. I'm [REDACTED], obviously, also known as Jackson. Jack for short. I don't hold out my hand for you to shake, because bad shit would happen if I did.)
(Hello, Denny. You've come back at the perfect time to meet [REDACTED]!)
(Ah- who is Denny?)
(I've been following this whole conversation, and I'm still so confused…)
(I would be the Denny Meep is speaking of. Hi, [REDACTED])
(why are we still doing this in parentheses?)
(why are we still doing this in parentheses?)
(Because we’re not normal, lmao! [Who needs normal anyway?])
(Don’t mind me. I’m in a happy mood, so I’m being very goofy, lol)
(yep. normal is for normal people)
(Normal is a loaded word)
(I've been following this whole conversation, and I'm still so confused…)
(That's perfectly normal, lol.)
(I would be the Denny Meep is speaking of. Hi, [REDACTED])
(why are we still doing this in parentheses?)
(What Serpentess said, lol.)
(why are we still doing this in parentheses?)
(Because we’re not normal, lmao! [Who needs normal anyway?])
(Don’t mind me. I’m in a happy mood, so I’m being very goofy, lol)
(Also, what happened?)
(Grins at Meep. Well, of course! I have to keep up with the weirdos because I am a weirdo. Bumps you with my shoulder.)
(To Jack, salutes you* Hello, I'm Lily.)
(Okay, we've done introductions. Now what in the Secured, Contained, Protected fuck is going on with the world? Is this an interdimensional cult? Or is it something else?)
(or maybe it's all the weirdest explanations and then all of the above)
(What Denny said.)
(Mm, cults, yes. Evil chuckle)
(To Meep. Well, I got a lot of things done last night, and a few things done today. Also, it’s not fucking raining right now. I hate rain. I really do. Anyway)
(I would be the Denny Meep is speaking of. Hi, [REDACTED])
(why are we still doing this in parentheses?)
(Hello! I am technically called Jack at this point.)
(Grins at Meep. Well, of course! I have to keep up with the weirdos because I am a weirdo. Bumps you with my shoulder.)
(To Jack, salutes you* Hello, I'm Lily.)
(Salutes back Hello Lily! [I've looked through the PMs, lol. Balance is kind've a bastard, aren't they?])
(well then hello Jack)
(rain is nice when it's not pouring)
(Give me a full-blown fucking torrential thunderstorm over this drizzling monsoon shit! I want to see the sun while the thunderstorm blows the fucking house down!)
(I'll take rain over the sun any time of day, thank-you-very-much!)
(Ooh, you want to trade places? I need fucking sun! I am desperate for it!)
(Goddamn, I get intense, don’t I, lol?)
(i'll take snow over both)
(and i don't care if it's a snowstorm, a full-on blizzard or just a flurry. I WANT MY SNOW BACK)
(Lol, I have to agree with Anastasia on this one. Although, occassional storms are fine.)
(WHY, denny? Snow is cold!)
(I will gladly take your place, Serp.)
(snow is for skiing, sledding, throwing snow at your siblings and watching fall. snow is the most amazing kind of weather and none can convince me otherwise)
(oh yeah, about the cold. i routinely go about in -26 weather in a t-shirt. -32 in just a normal hoodie. cold's got nothing on me.)
(1 and 2 I suck at. 3 is fun, though.)
(Uh- shit! Well, winter up there ain't got nothing on summer down here in Kansas. It has been routinely hitting low 90s and 100s these past few summers.)
(Fuck rain, and fuck the cold! Both of those have only given me problems! Fuck ‘em!)
(Yay! Someone who’s willing to trade places!)
(90’s and 100’s, I miss that. Bring me the warmth, I beg you!)
(Meep, that's nothing compared to Egypt, trust me)
(Meep, I thought u were utah?!?????)
(Also, Jack, yes, but they are still loved. I can be a bitch sometimes sooooooooo)