forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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(I swear, let's just have them and andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) pair up their freaking brains.)

(Lol, oh gods, that would be bad for the rest of us. Balance could do literally anything they wanted: fuck with algorithms, fuck with users. . . at this point, I'm willing to bet that Balance already knows how to break the site.)

(wait i'm confused what happened)

( I am one hundred percent totally impressed tho, ngl)

(Balance pulled a horrible prank on me and Lily that left us reeling, lol.)

(oojh, what was it?)

(Oh, they just managed to freak me and Lily the fuck out by somehow rendering anybody incapable of contacting them, and then contacted us, and basically was being a creepy genius.)

(Balance definitely has talent)

(DID YOU SEE IT? They were on. And then they weren't. A fucking ghost. Jesus, it's creepy. They stayed for a good 30 seconds before they left.)

(Two seconds of starting something, then poof, then all hell breaks fucking loose in a torrent of chaos. You know, I love it when that happens, and I cause it IRL without even trying. The fact that Balance can do that on here is fucking brilliant, lmao! Sure, a part of me wants to slap Balance for creeping the shit out of all of us, but that was still brilliant)

(YES. Balance is a damn stalker genius )

(Yeah. . . I love it too, unless it invlolves creeping me the fuck it. Do you know how difficult it actually is to do that? Very fucking difficult, and Balance did it so easily. I understand why y'all like them. I don't think [REDACTED] is going, though.)

(No, [REDACTED] will not be going. I'll be giving a friend of mine the account info to use it, lol. No point in wasting a perfectly good mystery account.)

(Are we allowed to know who it is, or. . .?)

(Yes, who is it? I am curious.)

(I was directed by Dr. [REDACTED] to come straight here after I changed what needed to be changed on the profile. Is this the right place?)

(Yes, this is the right place, [REDACTED]. To everyone else [REDACTED] is an Apollyon class SCP, a sub-class of the Esoteric class. Fortunately for us, it is friendly and willing to be contained. If it so chose, however, it could easily escape containment. Any information regarding this SCP is classified and only known to the 05 Council, and Doctors [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]. A warning: ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING [REDACTED]'s FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH. You have been warned.)
(Note: [REDACTED] is an SCP-001 candidate, not in any capacity shown in the official SCP documents that can be accessed by civilians or anybody under Security Clearnce 5.)

(Grumbling You make me seem like I'm going to immediately kill anybody that comes near me. I'm not like that, you know. It's just, you know, I have a tendency to [REDACTED]. I am in no way like the Scarlet King or any of those others.)

(Uh- okay. First things first, why is so much information redacted from these posts? Second, nice to meet you, [REDACTED]. Is there anything else I can call you besides that?)

(Hey! Yeah, why is so much redacted? Is it for security reasons?)

(Yes, it's for security reasons. But you can call [REDACTED] Jackson. That's the name they were given at first anyways. The redacted name is to prevent anyone from looking up Jackson and getting the shit scared out of them, and to save us the trouble of getting them amnestics.)

(Huh. Weird. Wonder how Lily'll react?)

(Confused look. Um… okay. Looks down at a broken chain in hand. Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten my guard then, I would still remain a mystery. Though, it is quite hard to keep my dragons instincts at bay, lol)

(Yeah, probably. So, you're a dragon huh? The SCP Foundation would be very interested in containing you.)

(Uh, Sam- now might not be a good time for any of us to be here. Looks pointedly behind me, indicating the SWAT looking team heading towards us.)

(Looks behind Meep as well, and grins. That's my guard team. Don't worry about them.)

(I look for a moment, then shrug. Not my problem. The rest of you, though. . .)

(I grin broadly and playfully slap Lily's shoulder See, this is why I like you. You do research into weird shit so you know what people are talking about. Yes, SCP stands for [REDACTED].)