forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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(Yup! But you're here!)

Freya: Glances around, having heard a whisper saying "I have joined the party late!" Who's there?

(Yep! Most of my characters have a certain ability to sense metaphysical beings.)

(Chowder~)

(Indeed.)

Nylon: Hello mortal beings! I come bearing tomato soup!

Owen: It's Sh- Oh, wait, she's here. Nevermind.
Shai: I am literally standing right beside you how did you think I was over there? gestures in the general direction of "there"
Luke: to Freya Was that a knock-knock joke?
Owen: IS THAT BLOO- Why do all these soups look like blood? I swear you people are trying to make me more scared!
Shai: SO YOU ADMIT IT!
Owen: WHAT NO!

Freya: Shakes her head. Nope. I'm pretty sure I heard another god.

Nyon: Well I am a god, you know…

Freya: Laughs I can see that. Looks up, then points. You. The green one. Who are you?

Luke: Green who now? Green god guy? gasps Is it the GRinch?
Fern: The GRinch isn't a god.
Luke: BUT HE SHOULD BE

Freya: Snorts Nope, not the Grinch. Points straight up. Her. The one hovering above Nylon.

Nyon: clears throat Technically, the Grinch is not a god. straightens suit tie

Luke: I KNOW THAT, but he CLEARLY SHOULD BE.
Owen, Shai and Tyr: are confused, having little knowledge of human stuff and thus do not know who the Grinch is

Freya: Getting a little confused now. Am I the only one that can see her?

Nylon: to freya Fine, I'll bring her out. calls off in the distance Lily, come out, come out wherever you are!

Lily emerges, wearing a shimmery white gown.
Lily: Okay, seriously Nylon, I will write you a tragic and painful death if you don't stop forcing me to become invisible.

(Here comes Katalina!)
Kat: Oh! Uh, hola! waves I'm Katalina, but you guys can call me Kat.

Freya: Nods to Kat, but her attention immediately focuses on Lily. SHe grins wide. Hello there! Long time no see! How've you been?

Lily: Waves at Kat, turns to Freya, and sighs Ah yes, well, I made the mistake of giving Nylon here powers beyond my control.

Freya: Grins Yeah… Creators tend to do that, don't they?

Meep: Sheepish grin Yeah…

Nylon: wicked grin, to Meep and Freya Yes, yes, they do. For example…. He snaps his fingers and suddenly Lily is hanging upside down by her left ankle, screaming.
Lily: screaming Nylon! Nylon, put me down! Put me down Nylon, put me down!

Meep: Giggles and waves a hand. The magic holding Lily releases her, and she floats gently to the ground. There you go.

Freya: Laughs delightedly and points at Nylon. I like this one!

Lily: breathes heavily, gives Meep a hug Thank you.

(when your characetrs are doing nothing, plan B: send in raccoons)

Khonsu: walks up t Lily and solemnly hands her a Hotel pillaged from Park Place

Lily: To Khonsu Uhhhh, monopoly?

Meep: Returns the hug to Lily. You are welcome! Looks at Nylon. No tricks.

Alice: Laughs Monopoly.

Kat: Mono…what? What is that?

Pastel: Oh, right. You don't have that where you're from.

Alice leaves.

Freya: Stares at Kat. You… oh. You poor person. Proceeds to teach Kat how to beat the goddess of fate at Monopoly. …and that's all.

Kat: This is amazing! looks at Pastel How come this doesn't exists in my world?

Pastel: I don't know, but hey. Now you can teach your family how to play!

Kat: Hmm, fair point. turns to Freya Thanks for showing me how this works.

Freya: Grins I will probably regret ever teaching you this, but whatever.

Meep: This was a bad idea, Freya. Turns to Pastel Why did I come here? (Thought it was bread cult, lmao! Disregard!)