forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

tune

Khonsu: squeals when Owen bites the house, then relaxes once he sees it's intact
Khonsu: pulls out a pancake from who knows where and starts munching it

Freya: Is confused. Very.

Luke: pull out a yo-yo and starts yo-yoing because he has nothing else to do

Freya: Watches the yo-yo. She is bored. She starts summoning other gods and fighting them.

Shai: kneels down by the water and whispers something. a small SOMETHING surfaces and jumps onto Owen's shoulder
Owen: Noble! Hi!

(really quick NOBLE)
(think hammerheaded lizard frog)

Epsilon: tries to eat the Yo-yo
Nori: casually eats squid
Avrey: grumbles in the corner

Luke: No. Don't eat my yo-yo. Eat my OTHER yo-yo. This one's te better one. hands Epsilon a slightly smaller wooden yo-yo

Freya: Still fighting gods. And winning. She's now looking to fight something else. I want to fight someone here. I'm bored.

Shai: Fight Luke!
Owen: Yes! Luke!
Fern: Why?
Owen: It'll be fun! To watch!
Luke: I object to being voluntold!

Freya: Sizes up Luke Jellyfish are immortal, right? This should be fun.

Luke: yelps Tyr's the jellyfish, not me! I'm a human!
Tyr: And I'm not IMMORTAL. I can just heal my cells and make myself younger.
Owen: You say that like it's not cool.

Freya: Laughs Oh, humans are even funner! Very devious. I promise I won't kill you.

Epsilon: Monches Yo-yo, then looks at Freya. Hey, I'll fight you!

Noble: making squeaky noises
Owen: to Noble No! Yes! Maybe.
Luke: I… don't have weapons though. EVEN IF I WNTED TO, WHICH I DON'T!
Shai: He does.

Freya: Looks at Epsilon and laughs slightly Okay, Dreamdemon!

Nori: tries to touch Noble. Awww, its so ugly…
Epsilon: grinning. Okay!

Khonsu: tries to stuff Noble in his mouth

Freya: Launches herself at Epsilon, changing sizes from a small Leviathan to size of a major city Leviathan.

Epsilon: Transforms into a creature of dreams, dodging and growing massive, dark limbs while making an incredibly grotesque sound.

Freya: Laughs Nice! Her tail, spiked and serrated, whips around to catch Epsilon in the chest. As she does thes, her head also comes in, on course to catch Epsilon solidly in the shoulder.

Owen: snatches Noble back Don't eat him!
Noble makes an oo noise at Epsilon and Freya, apparently unaware he'd been about to be eaten

Epsilon: shifts in and out of reality, attempting to infect Freya's mind Thank you!!

Freya: Laughs as Epsilon tries to tangle her mind. She slips around his consciousness like a hagfish through your fingers. Nice try! Tries to ensnare Epsilon's mind

Noble: random noises at random intervals
Owen: finds what Noble's saying extremely funny and is doubled over laugjing
Shai: watching this, confused
Luke, Fern and Tyr: see above

Epsilon: yelps and dodges around like the otters you see at an aquarium

Noble: claps his front legs and licks his eyeball