forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Freya: Frys up another squid, even though she's technically too big to do so, then chomps down into the squid Nori made. Mine. This one's yours.

Shai: I till want some.
Owen: Me too! And if I can find Noble anywhere…
Shai: He might get eaten or almost eaten.
Owen: But nobody would do that, right? glares at Epsilon Nobody would eat the world's cutest hammerhead frog lizard!

Epsilon: Shakes their head. No way!!
Nori: uhh… alright. Starts dishing it out. So… its not weird for you guys to eat seafood?

Freya: Laughs Of course not! It would be weird to eat others of their own kind, however.

Shai: I already eat squids and stuff, and so does Owen. It’s not weird if we already eat it. But I wouldn’t eat an eel, and Owen wouldn’t have a shark. Fern is a human, so she doesn’t exactly care what she eats.
Owen: I wouldn't eat an eel in front of Shai, and I was about to say vice versa but she's too small to eat a shark.
Shai: TYR'S small! I am ABOVE AVERAGE SIZE for a moray!
Luke: And I just don’t like seafood.

Nori: ahh.. I wont invite you to sushi night, then. Ungrateful bi-
Epsilon: Yeah! It would be weird! But sharks eat other fishies, so its okay

Riley: teaching the raccoons how to swim

Owen: No! Filthy land scavengers! Get out! throws them all out of the water Bad land animals. You would have turned into fish, and you're much cuter like this. Plus I might have eaten you.
Luke: sighs They're called RACCOONS. You need to learn what animals are called.
Owen: Bah. Raccoons, land animals. Same difference.

Freya: Confused, she just summons an even bigger pool of water for the racoons to swim in.

Mister: chitters in thanks

Shai: This is not normal water. It's from the heart of Veridin, where the well of teh world sprang from. It can tolerate humans, since they came from there anyways, but land animals…. If it is submrged in the water, i turns to a yellow tang. Simple as that.
Tyr: to the raccoons Are you okay?

Freya: Grins They're fine. As soon as y'all launched 'em out of the water, I reversed the transformation process.

OWen: very dramatically Thank goodness! I was worried those little whatchimacallits-
Luke: RACCOONS.
Owen: -those little balloons would be dead!
Luke: You're doing this on purpose now.
Owen: Nope. On PORPOISE. I'm funny.

Freya: Sighs Stop talking, Owen.

Shai: to Owen See? Not funny. Shut up.

Freya: Snorts Exactly. To Shai Let me see that mark on your arm. I have seen its like before, though on few others.

Shai: to Owen No doing anything shark-y, okay? I dipped it in vanilla stuff anyways, so you shouldn't smell it.
Owen: Smell what?
Shai: pulls off teh bandage and holds her arm up for Freya to see

Freya: Laughs Oh, this is rich! BELLE!

Belle has returned from the place Avrey was.

Belle: Yes? Oh, it's you.

Freya: Still laughing This mark! She is one with the skill to use blood magic?

Belle: Sighs She doesn't know. I never told her.

Freya: Laughs harder Of course, of course, because then you'd have to report it to your fathers… and after what happened to V, why would you?

Belle: Winces and leaves

(Shit… I forgot about Avrey)

Avrey: Is still throwing a tantrum and being depresso

Epsilon: …
Nori:…ight uh well, I'll just wrap up the rest of this quid ig-

Mister: goes over to Avrey and starts chittering and patting his head

Shai: confused I really don't care about blood magic, and my best friend's a Shark. I live underwater amidst many more Sharks, both kinds. Even if I wanted to learn it, it's like one of the dumbest things I could do.
Owen: Aside from starting an international bounty hunt for your species… which you did.
Shai: By accident! And you did it too.
Owen: But you did it FIRST.

Avrey: sniffs, patting Mister back.
Epsilon: you were hunting people?? _{could you hunt my friend Upsilon he is mean to me-}
Nori: obviously scared

Maia: I've hunted people before! they did't last long.
Mister: offers Avrey a peace of sandwich

Shai: No! I wasn't. The world is hunting ME. And Owen and Tyr and Caleb and any and all other Seafarers. I don't hunt people or things.
Owen: No, you just walk in without a plan and attack the first thing that moves.
Shai: Don't pretend you don't do the same.
Luke: to Mister Can I have a sandwhich?

Avrey: wipes his tears, taking the sandwich graciously. Th-thank you

Khonsu: shivering and wet, scurries over to the discarded Monopoly game board, picks up a house from Marvin Gardens, waddles back over to Owen and solemnly hands it to him
Ahmet: squeaks to emphasize the solemnity of the moment

Owen: shifts back to human form Uhh… Sure. Thanks. accepts the house, promptly bites a hole into it and threads it onto his bracelet There. A reminder of the furry little balloons.
Luke: RACCOONS WHY IS THIS SO HARD

Khonsu: chittering
Aethea: What's he saying?
Corrin: Something about a shark god and saviour of raccoon balloons…
Corrin: And Monopoly sacrifices.
Aethea: YOU CAN UNDERSTAND RACCO- Of course you can.
Corrin: Ma'at's three preferred forms: Raven, raccoons and swordfish. I had to learn SOME.

Epsilon: giggles at them. what else can we call them? How about… Chubby kitties!!
Nori: overfed garbage bandits.

Luke: Sandwich-stealing rodents.
Owen: ignores Luke, nodding Shark god, yep, that's me. turns to Shai See? NOT a subordinate!
Shai: If you're not a subordinate, I'm not Moray Face. And it's too late for that anyways. The world now knows you as Sharky Subordinate, and you can't go change it because then you'd get yourself caught - AGAIN - and that'd be annoying to have to come rescue you - AGAIN.