forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Aiden: Grins If you have any daggers or musical instruments, I would like one. Ra chitters and skitters up to Addic. She looks up and seems to ask for a present.

Epsilon: runs over excitedly, clinging to Apepi presents!!?? For me??!!!

Aiden: Whirls and nearly kills Epsilon Damn it, I nearly killed you! And look at what you did to Ra. Ra is squeaking in terror, hiding behind one of Aiden's legs.

Epsilon: shifts into unconscious form and quivers awwww I’m sorry Ra!!

Aiden: Ra squeaks and looks up at Epsilon, then promptly faints. You killed her! He picks Ra up.

Epsilon: covers their mouth uhhh… might as well not let it go to waste!! tries to eat her

Aiden: Growls NO! A punch sends Epsilon flying 20 feet away. Aiden glares at him.

Epsilon: screams, then curls into the corner, shaking

Aiden: Sighs and pulls out a lyre. He strums a few chords, which shut Epsilon up and heal his shattered ribcage, then revives Ra, who chitters happily.

Epsilon: hides in a space time rip scary!! Scary and mean!!

Aiden: Chuckles You tried to et my racoon. Of course I wouldn't be happy about that.

Epsilon: recedes even farther back. no!! You hurt me!! Mean!! Scary!!

Addic: no fighting if you want presents.

Aiden: Sighs. Ra chitters. Okay.

Addic: pulls out a a small flute and an orange. and hands them to Aden

Aiden: Takes the flute. Ra squeals and takes the orange. She swallows it whole and ends up looking like a balloon. Aiden laughs. Why thank you, Addic! And really, Ra?

Epsilon: raises their hand, shifting back to their conscious form me next!! Me next!!!

Addic: reaches into bag and pulls out a top hat and a deck of cards Here you go.

Epsilon: giggles as they fit the hat on and start eating the cards yummy!!

Addic: … ok.

Hope: is still asleep

Tuke: gaps and clutches Set I am so sorry, Set! You get to chop someone up but you also kind of maybe work for raccoon-Re now! And you and Apepi have to fight!
Set: outraged gasp and angry chittering
Kek: ….Raccoons and myths don't work that way.
Raef: THIS is why George is George.
Aethea: summons a raccoon THIS IS AHMET, THE GREAT DEVOURER OF MANY!
Ahmet: confused meep
Corrin: to Addic Do I get a present?
Gino: Me too! Me too!

Addic: yes, let me see… what do I have in the bag for you two rummages through bag and pulls out three little jars of soup seasoning and hands them to Corrin there you go! pulls out turtle in a sweater and hands it to Gino and for you!

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