Gino: petting Shark Oooh, he's soft!
Tuke: to Kek Can I eat it?
Kek: NO. Get your OWN raccoon. Khonsu is MINE and he is now SACRED.
Tuke: What- FINE, I will. Goodbye. disappears
George: overwhelmed by all the new raccoons popping out of nowhere and all the people coming and going
Epsilon: squeezing Shark I know!! And I found lots of bugs on him too! eats one of said bugs
Epsilon: to Kek I LOVE Khonsu!! Does he want to be friends with shark?
Tuke has returned with a raccoon
Tuke: THIS is SET. ANY AND ALL WHO OPPOSE HIM WILL DIE. SET IS NOT FOOD.
Raef: laughing
Kek: to Epsilon Sure.
Khonsu: squawk-like noise of outrage
(set is/was the ancient egyptian god of death, war, famine, deserts, sandstorms aaaaaaaaaaaaand ANTEATERS.)
Epsilon: waving Shark in the air. I LOVE SET… wait… if we’re going that route… holds their raccoon up THIS IS NOW HENCEFORTH APEPI. RENOWNED BRINGER OF CHAOS
Apepi: hangs there
(Apepi was one of the many names of a SNAKE DEMON who opposed Ra and Ma’at. Also I LOVE SET!! Especially when he chops up Osiris and sends isis on an epic journey of love)
(set is my all-time favourite ancient egyptian god, yes. oooooooh, i love apepi, i have wondered for many years if there is a relation between apepi and the midgard serpent (norse mytho) because they have the sam general stuff)
Tuke: Fun! We both have chaotic god-raccoons!
(Set is really the coolest one by far. And I think so! A lot of mythologies are linked like that. Even when they lived thousands of miles apart, which makes no sense)
Epsilon: smiling yes! Come, Pepi, we shall eat more potatoes. kisses Apepi on the head
Gino: WHERE are you getting all these raccoons from?
Tuke: Oh, yeah, I got one for you too. thrusts raccoon upon Gino
Gino: confused face
Kek: Name it Wepwawet!
Gino: No. This raccoon is forevermore Pisiskēs.
Aethea: That is unoriginal.
Tuke: All hail Pisiskēs!
(Pisiskēs is Cree for raccoon)
(Wepwawet was the Ancient egyptian god of, well basically ANubis in either LOwer or Upper Egupt but then they merged and Wepwawet was forgotten and replaced with Anubis… Wepwawet was a wolf with a crossbow.)
Hopeg I ma take another nap takes a nap
(Awwwe!)
(Dang that’s cool! I didn’t know Anubis came from that XD)
Epsilon: shrugs we just get them!
Epsilon: all hail Pisiskēs!! makes Apepi bow, who does so reluctantly. He has given up at any hopes of escape at this point
Hope: sleeps
(I have no clue what the hell to do now, lmao!)
(Get a raccoon!! Join the cult!!)
Addic: walks in with a closed bag that is stile wiggling you have three chances to guess what I have in my bag.
Epsilon: raises hand ooh! Ooh! It’s a… child!! licks lips
Addic: … um no. it is not a child.
Epsilon: holds up Apepi a hairy child??
Addic: No, it's not a child.
Addic: looks in bag yep, definitely not a child.
Aiden: Grins and summons a pet racoon of his own. Mine is called Ra! And it's a racoon, isn't it, Addic?
Wren has left.
Addic: yes, that is a raccoon. can you guess what is in my bag?
Aiden: Grins In the bag, silly. There's a racoon in the bag, isn't there?
Addic: good guess, but no. it is not a raccoon. nor is it a child. glares at Epsilon
Aiden: Dang. Is it some sort of animal? Ooh- wait- maybe it's gifts!
Addic: smiles your getting closer.
Aiden: Grins What's the name of that holiday? Chrysler? Chysalis? Chrysaor? No- wait- it's Christmas! There we go! It's Christmas presents!
(Aiden has no clue what the hell Christmas is, lmao!)
Addic: um, I don't celibate any holidays, and no it's not Christmas presents.
Aiden: Is sad now. Ra also looks sad. Damn. Is it presents of some sort?
Addic: It could be. unsuccessfully tries to hide a smile
Aiden and Ra: Both squeal They are, aren't they? I knew it! Ra hops down and starts racing around everyones feet happily.
Addic: yes, they are. opens bag what would you like?