forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Tuke: LET GO OF ME LET GO OF HIM WE CAN BOTH KILL HIM HE'LL PROBABLY COME BACK ANYWAYS
Raef: I can assure you that I won't.
Tuke: leaves his Dreamform hanging and splits to normal form, running at Raef
Raef: to Corrin PLEASE say I'm allowe dto actually fight him…
Corrin: Until he actually lands a blow, you're not.
Tuke: grins

Epsilon: switches forms so many times until they can wriggle out. ME TOO!!

Ítäki: A loud snarl resounds through the realms. STOP FIGHTING. She grabs Tuke's normal form as well.

Tuke: LET ME GO! I PROMISE I'LL ONLY KILL HIM A LITTLE BIT!
Raef: Oh, THAT'S reassuring!

Epsilon: I decently won’t eat him and Harvest his energy for my own personal gain in my advancements in dream infiltration and nightmare feeding!! I’ll just uh… I’ll just give him a hug!!!

Tuke: If by "hug" you mean "DEATH" than by all means, give him a hug!

Ítäki: Snorts, and accidentally knocks the earth around slightly. I don't believe either of you.

Epsilon: shifts back to conscious form, looking like a 6 year old child. wh-why?? I thought we were fwends!! sad face :’(

Ítäki: Not while your trying to kill someone we aren't.

Tuke: grins You shouldn't! At least not me.
Aethea: Gods, you're even more fun than I thought you'd be!
Tuke: …You thought I'd be? What does THAT mean? How did you know I existed if I was a Disneylanding SPOON?
Aethea: grins Legacy stuff.
Tuke: Well now THAT'S just an excuse to sound all mysterious and whatever because HE points at Corrin is a Legacy and had NO IDEA about me until I actually came back!

Epsilon: stares at Corrin, wiping a tear. you really are an inspiration, sir!

Corrin: bows Why thank you.
Tuke: merges into his normal form again so he can clap

Epsilon: goes to hug Corrin, while also trying to eat his fingers

Ítäki: What did I tell you, Epsilon?

Corrin: WHY are you eating my fingers? Eat TUKE'S fingers or GINO'S fingers or KEK'S fingers!
Tuke: You eat my fingers I will kill you.
Kek: shifts to Dreamform
Gino: starts to harden to stone I'd like to see you try.

Epsilon: wimpers b-b-but this is Corrin! Child of a deathborn, grandson of death!! I need to taste it!!

Ítäki: What did I tell you?

Tuke: Can I stop hanging now? I don't like this…

Epsilon: sighs, sliding away from Corrin. to not eat people. they bow in front of Corrin my apologies!!

Ítäki: Good.

Ítäki: Releases Tuke.

(almost 100 pages ye gods it's only been a month and ten days-)

Tuke: I hereby promise that I won't do anything regarding not killing Raef and that I most certainly will do so again should the opportunity arise.
Kek: Good for you!

Ítäki: Sighs, buffeting the planet with dragon breath. You think you can trick a dragon, Tuke?

Tuke: I was mainly hoping that everyone, you and Raef included, would stop listening at "I promise I won't do anything", but ish?

(Okee, see ya!)

Ítäki: I am the master of word play. I have been around since before this world truly lived.