forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Raef: Sure, have some soup.

Ítäki: Sighs, then grows in size until her head reaches what appears to be the moon. She takes flight, her wings shaking the planet. Her head dips back down to look Epsilon dead in the face with one half a mile wide eye. No, I will not fall asleep. Her mental voice has a physical force, staggering everyone nearby.

Addic: um. no. nope. no. no. I am definitely drunk. is dead sober

Epsilon: giggles. hey, Kek! Don’t you have a pet?? I have a pet too!!

Kek: I have a demon guinea pig that's mine and Corrin's.

Ítäki: Swipes one single claw at Epsilon, erasing him from reality. I do not like him.

Addic: hey, don't do that!

Ítäki: Turns her baleful gaze to Addic. What could you do to stop me?

Epsilon: returns, unfazed. Thats cool!! I have a shark demon named sharkie. Sharkie is my favorite. Did you know I love sharks?? they turn around to the dragon. and I’m not. A him.

Ítäki: Turns back to Epsilon. A she, then?

Addic: Walks up to Ítäki and stabs it with a syringe. there, now you should be human sized.

Ítäki: Snorts, and a huge gust of wind blows literally everyone down. Petty human tricks won't work on an Ancient.

Addic: shit.

Epsilon: starts throwing a tantrum, reverting back to their conscious form. NO NO NO!! shrieks at the dragon.

Ítäki: Opens her jaws wide. Her mouth starts to glow in a rainbow of colors. Shut it.

Addic: sticks arm into Epsilon's mouth to shut him up Last time I met an Ancient I was cursed. Y'all are mean.

Epsilon: monches on Addic’s arm, calming down. ack ah ood ooh.

Ítäki: Her mouth snaps closed. I'm not mean, I'm a dragon, and an Ancient Dragon to boot. I am allowed.

Addic: You are a jackass. you are a dragon jackass. you are mean.

Ítäki: Growls. I would watch what you say, human. I am larger than that pitiful thing you call a star. Her form grows to its true size, blotting out the light.

Addic: so I see.

Ítäki: Growls again. Her size shrinks until she's roughly average human height once more. Good. Now, I'm starving. Where's the angelsoul soup at?

Addic: shrugs I did't know we had any.

(brb)

(Okee, bye!)

Ítäki: Sighs Humans. All, useless.

Epsilon: puts an arm around ítäki I know, right??

Ítäki: Growls and the sun darkens. Don't. Touch. Me.

Epsilon: backs up. touchy!

Ítäki: No. Not touchy. I just don't like you.

Epsilon: gives her a sad look. b-but… why?

Ítäki: Snorts You're creepy?