forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

tune

Raef: walks in So I got some sentient potatoes and I've gotta say, they're really- sees everyone else HOLY EARTHQUAKE WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHY IS THERE A POTATO ON THE FLOOR? WHY IS ANOTHER POTATO A CHARRED WRECK? WHY IS AETHEA HERE AND WHAT IS THAT SKULL DOING HERE?
Aethea, Kek and Corrin: identical grins

Kardashev: Laughs Ah, the infamous Raef! Welcome back, Cult Leader.
Faith: Sighs, kneels

Addic: oh hey Raef! welcome back. grabs a sentient potato oooh, these are nice.

Ren: has entered the chat again. hello holy one!! Because of your cult, I got banged!! grins and bows

epsilon is kicked out of wherever they were by Silent.
Epsilon: oh children and crackers- oh!! Oh Raef!!!

Raef: Addic! Hi! Do you mind explaining WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE AND WHY THEY'RE BOWING? Because they're not demons or banshees so I technically don't rule them… I think? Or maybe I do? monches potat Explain please.

Addic: your cult became very popular well you were gone. bites potato You are their leader, they are just showing their appreciation to you. bites potato You're like a king of soup.

Raef: Fun. Do they have to do what I say?

Addic: Idk, maybe if you bribe them with soup they will. You'll have to ask them. bites potato _{This is a really good potato.}

Ren: stands there, oblivious
Epsilon: gnaws on a potato, then looks at Raef. can I eat you?

Addic: no. you may not eat Raef. holds out arm If you are hungry, eat me. drinks clear vile.

Kardashev: Sighs All of this, and more, is sadly true. I do enjoy a good angelsoul and/or demonsoul stew.
Faith: Gets up

Addic: were ya going Faith?

Faith: Who said I would stay? Me and Kardy here need to go.
Kardashev: Outraged I am not Kardy B.!

Epsilon: nooo! I haven’t tasted all of you yet!! bites Addic

Faith and Kardashev leave before Epsilon bites them

Aethea: Deathborn curses Does that mean I can't get the skull?
Raef: Goodbye, strange people! Come back soon!

The skull stills sits there. Suddenly, a hand reaches through and grabs it, dragging it away.
A huge ass dragon joins the cult
Ítäki: Might I get some soup?

Raef: So that's how people find this place… Sure, go ahead. We have cannibal and angelsoiul and moree cannibal soup!

Epsilon: crying, then notices said big ass dragon. ooh! Only if I get to bite you

Ítäki: Her stomach growls. She shrinks her massive, sky piercing form down to a more manageable size: the size of an average human. I'll take some angelsoul. Glares at Epsilon I can assume my true size and kill you by blinking.

Epsilon: shifts to their true form and giggles. sorry!! Now, could you fall asleep for me real quick??

Addic:… thats new.