forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

tune

okay

(offline for the rest of the weekend but i wanna get this going again)
(if anyone responds in te next half-hour i will be here tho)

Faith: Her arm starting to shake, the knife falls out of her hand and she collapses, unconscious, the chili spilling all over the floor and her

Aethea: Oh, look. Did she die?
Gino: That is NOT a normal reaction to a ten-year-old falling unconscious.
Kek: AETHEA'S not normal.
Gino: kneels down and pulls out a flask of something and splashes it on Faith
Gino: watches Faith wake up Are you okay?

Faith: Slowly comes back Hnghhhh… wh- what? Wh- why am I on the floor? Why do I have chili all over me? And most importantly, where's my knife?

Gino: hands her her knife You fell unconscious and spilled chili all over yourself.
Aethea: After pulling the knife on me. That's just bad manners.
Kek: Pretty much, yeah.

Faith: Gets up, holding the knife close to her. Okay. But, you- she gestures to Aethea with the knife- are not a nice person. You deserved it.

Gino: Yeah. She did. She's creepy.
Corrin: Creepy psycho cousin.
Aethea: grins I forgot about that. Right. Cousins!
Kek: to Faith I can drag her away if you want?
Aeteha: Then YOU'D have to leave.
Kek: Disneyland. Right.
Kek: Still. I could.

(Okay.)

Faith: Sighs I don't need a knight in shining armour to get her away, I just need her to go away.

(okay one more post)

Kek: Wasn't saying you did, but technically she's gotta be where I am and I've gotta be where she is. So either way I've gotta go, too. Maybe I could of phrased it better, but. Her going means I have to go, my going means she has to go.
Gino: Yup. And both of you going would be good.

(Lol!)

Faith: Nods at Gino See, they get it.

Hope: Where am I though? W-what happened to my cat?

Kek: glares at Gino Betrayal!
Gino: Well now that she's out, whenever you're somewhere, she's there too. And I dislike her more than I like you.
Kek: More betrayal!
Aethea: Betrayal is fun.
Gino: Yeah, okay, goodbye now? As in, leave?
Aethea: But clearly it makes you uncomfortable when I'm here, so I'll stay, thank you very much.
Kek & Gino: groans

Addic: Hi, no one really knows where we all are, but I'm Addic, would you like some soup? holds out a bowl of soup

(bringing us back from the depths of dissolving again-)

Kek: Oooh, I would!
Gino: What kind?
Aethea: Only if it's Spencer soup.

Addic: passes out bowls potato cheese, I did't have any Spencers, and I did't want to scar the newbie.

Kek: That was probably wise
Aethea: What is a potato?
Gino: gasps

Epsilon: yooo potat?? Can I snag some of that?

Addic: hands Epsilon a bowl you don't know what a potato is?

Aethea: WHAT IS A POTATO TELL ME NOW OR-
Kek: bjnkopiu87y6t5rdfgvhj these people aren't obliged to tell you anything you don't hold any weight in their lives being a Legacy now siddown and shut up.
Gino: Well said.

Addic: pulls out a potato from a bag and throws it at Aethea This is a potato. learn from it.