Addic: ok… let me do an introduction before somebody kills someone. looks to Demi for permission
Demi: fine.
Addic: Mahyr’kie, Kek, this is Demi: The head of the royal guard, and my girlfriend. Demi, This is kek, who is currently a gecko, or a kecko. And this is Mahyr’kie… that is pretty much all I know.
Demi: and do they know who you are?
Mahyr’kie: sneers. Your… girl-friend? he retracts his claws, sniffing the air a bit. strange…
Addic: Yes, my girlfriend. and maybe… have I told you who I am? maybe when I was drunk?
Kek: to Mahyr’kie I would definitely turn you back, but Kardashev geckofied you. Not me. I can give you back your natural form for about ten minutes, but then it'll wear off.
Kek: to Demi Aw, Disneyland. But it' be fun!
Demi: what will be fun. Do you know who this man is motions to Addic
Mahyr’kie: some ugly human guy? sighs it’s alright Kek. I would appreciate that so this human girl can see my true form
Kek: Nyeh… Kinda? Corrin knows who he is. I can summon Corrin.
Kek: Also, shuffling your thoughts would be fun. Much fun. I'd maybe accidentally see your worst fears - which is kinda the point, by the way - and you'd suddenly think of it and be all scared and it'd be funneeeeE.
Kek: Well I can give you your true form for ten minutes d'you want me to?
Addic: again, Hey!
Demi: This man is the son of a king, a prince! A bastard to the king, but a prince none the less.
Addic: Hey, what's happened sense I've been gone?
Demi: you've been condemned to die.
Mahyr’kie: scoffs. you? A prince? I doubt that. And yes, thank you Kek. Ten minutes is all I need
Addic: please don't call me a prince. I abdicated remember?
Demi: ya, and now you've been condemned to die.
Kardashev: I left for, like, 20 minutes and Addic's a prince now?
Addic: NO! I left that life. I'm just Addic now.
Kek: Okay then! dumps more moondust and traces symbols that nobody but him can read
Kek: dumps water on top
Kek: covers his hand in the stuff, traces something else and puts his hand on Mahyr’kie’s shoulder
Kek: There. You’re welcome.
Mahyr’kie: smiles, flexing his claws, grinning with sharp teeth. thank you, seeetheart. And no. He is not a prince. I am though. haughty smile
(gtg be back in an hour.)
(Okay! Sorry about the long disappearance, btw.)
Kek: Once again, you're welcome. Please cause some delicious chaos with it while it lasts.
Kek: I have enough supplies to do it again once more, if you need it.
Kek: separates Dreamform from himself
Dreamform Kek: Oh gods I look awesome as a Keko in a tuxedo
Mahyr'kie: yay! Thank you, dear friend. And yes, you really do. He bares his teeth at Demi. I very much dislike you, human.
Kardashev: Is confused, sits down and watches all
Demi: ya, I don't like you either. Come here Addic so that I can take you in for you trial.
Addic: please don't. you know I can't go back there. just say that you couldn't find me. please don't take me back.
Mahyr’kie: I’ll make you bleed, Demi. Don’t you dare touch him.
Kek: Should I or should I not summon Corrin?
Kek: He could probably convince you to listen to Addic.
Kek: He's a Legacy. Pretty much a prince. Also you technically can't kill him.
Kek: So he's perfect for negotiating.
Dreamform Kek: to Mahyr'kie YES MAKE HER BLEED!
Addic: no no no, don't summon Corrin. I'll be ok.
Demi: huh… whatever. come here Addic.
Kek: Ok then.
Dreamform Kek: to everyone and nobody in particular I'm hungry. Someone get mad at someone or hurt someone please.
Addic: I'm not going with you Demi. I left and I'm not going back.
Demi: Cute. grabs Addic's arms and ties them behind him
Addic: no! I'm not going with you. Stop!
Dreamform Kek: literally just soaking it up
Kek: Now do you want me to summon Corrin?
(i'm not good at drawing but i found this awesome gecko picrew and i'm making keko rn)
(he's so cute)
Mahyr’kie: I’ve got you, Kek. growls, hissing and spitting at Demi, warning her to back off
(Awww!)
Addic: NO! Don't summon Corrin. He probably has other things to do. looks back at Demi Damn it Demi, let me go!
Demi: ignores him and continue to strengthen the knots