forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Wren: Kardashev's already got us dressed!
Kardashev: You're welcome!

Andramada: can I go too. I want to see what happens. And I can drive.

Ren: thank youu! twirls it’s so small!!

Kardashev: Geckofies Andrameda, gives her a new dress You've been made Queen of the Geckos! Hands her a gecko sized crown And I know, Ren!
Wren: Squeals, gecko hugs Ren again

On’nyosh: Is wearing a black and red coat and a gecko-sized version of his hat. He seems utterly confused for a moment, then seems to shrug and lounges on the table.

Shirija: Confused. I guess he likes geckos. Ooh… evil grin, then whispers to herself, Gecko stew.

Ren: returns the squeal, hopping around like an idiot

Wren: Goes and hugs all the geckos in the room, very happy
Kardashev: Geckofies himself permanently I'm a gecko now! With all the same powers!

(Lmao! He is, isn’t he? And geckos are actually his favorite animal, so yeah, big grin)

On’nyosh: Smiles and happily accepts Wren’s hug.

Shirija: Pulls out a big cleaver and shrieks. Gecko stew! Starts attacking any gecko in sight

Ren: WREEEEN! Look out!!

Amdramada grabs Shirija: stop

Kardashev: Pauses time, then throws Shirija out of reality and into the Void Bye-bye! Unfreezes time
Wren: Confused as to where Shirija went

Andramada: shirija went into the void

Ren: oh sick! I went there once! Cool place!

Amdramada: I have a friend who lives there

On’nyosh: Does a little happy dance because Shirija is gone.

Andramada: I am going to check on Mei be right back goes upstairs

Kardashev: Happy that he's made everyone else happy
Wren: I think she went to the Dreamvoid, a dark, merciless landscape of conflicting interests.

Ren: yeah! I remember they had a really cool laser tag arena too

Wren: In the Dreamvoid? I don't doubt it.
Kardashev: Gecko grin, turns literally everyone into geckos All are geckos! We stand united!
Wren: Giggles I don't think everyone will like that, but I'm cool with it!

Andramada: oh yea I went there for summer Vacation once

Andramada: turns herself back I know magic too you know

On’nyosh: Grins. I’m loving this already. Pauses. I didn’t realize I could talk as a gecko. Oh, this is great! And what fortune that I would be turned into my favorite animal. Grins again.

Kardashev: Dang it! I was hoping you'd be the Gecko Queen, but alas, it's not to be…
Wren: Is a sad gecko now, but perks up when On'nyosh speaks I know, it's amazing!

Andramada: so do you gecko's want a snack?

Ren: yeah, right?! I’d stay like this forever!

Wren: Stands straight up, using his tail to balance better; he gets an idea and transforms into a humanoid gecko; a gasp of surprise escapes him OhmygodIcanturnintoahumanoidgeckoImhappynow!
Kardashev: Confused, tries it Oh, gods above this feels weird- Turns everyone else into humanoid geckos

On’nyosh: Sure, I’ll go for something. Otherwise I’m just going to bask here for a moment. Is absolutely confused by being turned into a humanoid gecko. You know I’m reptilian anyway, yeah? Snickers.

Wren: Grinning Hey everyone, I'm a humanoid gecko now! I love it!!!
Kardashev: We all are! It's amazing to see this room full of gecko people! Also, yes, but isn't it better to be able to move quickly and be a gecko?