forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Kek: Also smiles at Amber's face

Ren: purrs, brushing against Kardashev

Kardashev: Smiles and starts stroking Ren Is a fuzzy baby!
Wren: Laughs

Kek: Disneyland it's getting late
Kek: Which means soon I needa go cast more nightmares
Kek: But I can't because SoMeOnE made me a Keko!
Kek: _{I like being a Keko but I needa cast more nightmares otherwise there's gonna be another thing going around to have me exiled this time because I'm not doing my job even though it won't be my fault}

Kardashev: I could have a word with the council to release you from your duties.
Wren: Stunned kitty face

Kek: Yes but no but yes but no but yes
Kek: WOuld I still be allowed to nightmare people?

Kardashev: I'd make sure of it.
Wren: Starts purring very loudly at this turn in events

Kek: Wait why's Wren happy this is unnatural-
Kek: Also would I still get to mess with the Dreamweavers?

Kardashev: You'd get to do whatever you wanted!
Wren: In full human form now Because it means you're not required to make people see bad things in their sleep!

Ren: rubs on ren, purring

Kek: to Wren Okay, look. That's not the point of being Nightmarish. The point is balance. That way you actually appreciate a good dream and a good day in comparison to the nightmares. If you didn't have nightmares every once in a while, you wouldn't actually like the good dreams, life would become dull, we'd all be mindless zombies and eventually the apocalypse would happen. Probably.
Kek: Also it's not my fault that I'm a Nightmarish and feed off your negative emotions! Food doesn't actually taste like anything or sustain me! Is that fun? No! If I'm stuck in the desert with nobody else, I will starve to death even if there's a pig and a knife right beside me along with firewood.
Kek: That was weirdly specific ok moving on

(Wait- I remembered, I have Soup here-)
Soup: Very confused, has finally returned Why is there a gecko with wings?

Kek: Hi, it's me, I'm Kek but now I'm a Keko ApPaReNtLy
Kek: In case you don't remember me, I was the guy who ate your negative emotions and gave Nori a nightmare

Mei: well I am going to head to bed night
(Also I want to know what you all think of Amdramada x Mei)

Wren: Oh, hiya Soup!
Kardashev: Why is there a 15 foot tall knight in full adamantium platemail with a greatsword and a tower shield on his back? And why is he called Soup?
(Are they related? If not then HELL YES!)

Kek: subtly scuttles away from Soup
Kek: Sorry it's just you're so big and I'm so tiny now-

Ren: meow

Kek: Oh yeah. You're still a cat. Can you try not to eat me?

Ren: meows ~ I can’t promise that

Mei walks upstairs
(No they are not related so yay)

Kek: Well I've been Kekofied three times today so I don't want it to have been in vain
Kek: Also dying hurts

Amdramada come down stairs Amdramada: can't sleep also to things one what is kekofied and two can you be quieter Mei is tryna sleep upstairs.

Kek: Kekofied is when Kek gets forcefully turned into Keko
Kek: Somewhat against Kek's will

Amdramada:ok but still I ma make some cookies and milk if anyone wants some and be quite