forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Kardashev: Kek is a geko! Or is it a keko? No, you can't step on the keko, Amber. Picks the keko up

Ren: awww… Keke is a Keko!

Kek: examines tail This is actually kinda cool. Can I- wings grow from Keko's back I can, yay! Hah, I still have control over this form TAKE THAT, AMBER!

Kardashev: Looks at the adorable keko with wings Oh my gods, he's like a tiny Keko dragon!

Kek: WAIT CAN I- Disneyland. I can't grow or shrink in this form. BUT I can regenerate my tail now yay! Ad I actually have a tail!
Amber: Yeah guys this is the best I can step on him and flick him and all sorts of fun things-

Kardashev: Turns Amber into a gecko as well

Kek: NO WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Amber: GAAAAAAAAH I'M A GECKO NOW TOO!
Kek: NOW I CAN'T PUT MY DEAD TAILS IN HER SHOES! TURN HER BACK! _{Gods, I can't believe I would ever say that}

Addic: walking back ok, what did I miss? gasp keke is a gecko?

Kardashev: Giggles No, he's a Keko!

Ren: tries to catch them

Kardashev: Stops Ren and Wren
Wren: Getting ready to pounce on Amber the Gecko

Ren: pupils wide. I dont know what it is but I kind of need to eat them…

Kardashev: Alters Ren's mindstate That should be better.
Wren: Struggling like a cat. Suddenly, he turns into a silver housecat

Ren: gasps gata!!!
ren: do me next! me next!!!

Kardashev: Confused The housecat wasn't my doing, it was Wren's. But… Turns Ren into a housecat with albatross wings

Ren: meows, and starts flying Its a zoo in here, dawgs!

Wren the housecat: Starts chasing Amber and Keko around
Kardashev: Damn, that little bugger is fast.

Ren the other housecat: chases them as well

Kardashev: Looks fondly at the two housecats You two are amazing, you know that?

Addic: why cats? why not chinchillas?

Wren: Meows
Kardashev: Translating Because cats.

Ren: smiles like a cat would

Mei: umm what are you guys doing?
Andramada: Queen Mei we got another offering from the townsfolk

(Mm-hmmmm! He does, bae!)
Wren: Meows
Kardashev: Translating again He's chasing the Kek the Keko and Amber the Gecko.

Amdramada: omg is that a cat!

Kardashev: Does it look like a normal cat, Andrameda?
Wren: Meows
Kardashev: Translating Wren says yes, he is currently a cat.

Kek: THIS IS NOT FUN MY STUPID STUBBY GECKO LEGS- Oh, yeah. flies and lands on Kardashev's shoulder so that it's harder for Ren to get him
Amber: stuck on the ground GAAAAAAAAAH KEK I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW-
Kek: to Kardashev Never mind let's keep her a gecko.

Amdramada ingnoring them: picks up cat and hold you arr the cutest thing ever!

Ren the other cat: flies to Keko, smirking. In cat form, then swats at him