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Started November 20, 2021 by Deleted user

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Nori:… that was a class 20???

Kardashev: Faintly I will, Kek.

Serra has rejoined the chat

Serra: Should I drag Claudia back here? Is that a good idea?

Kek: Yes, that was a class 20. A class 21 would have caused you to start sobbing while you were screaming. I didn't do it because I'm a nice guy. _{and I don't like making people cry at all}

Nori: awwwww

Nori: Claudia? … unless you want everyone in the direct vicinity to be personally attacked, I’d say… no. But hey, go crazy

Kek: DISNEYLAND WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS-
Amber has joined the chat
Amber: brightly Hi Keke!
Kek: don't call me keke how many times- disneyland again

Nori: KEKE, DO YOU LO-

Kek: Don't you start again-
Amber: WHo this? Why does he- Oh gods no. Keke, I know you get provoked easily but- Did you dream him the class 20 I came here about?
Kek: I DID NOTHING OH WAIT YEAH I DID BUT I REGRET NOTHING EXCEPT MAYBE ONE THING
Gino: She's here for thirty seconds and she figured out what happened…
Kek: WHY IS THE DEFAULT ALWAYS "BLAME KEK"?

Nori: raises hand I’m internally pained and extremely paranoid now. I simply am hiding it in fear of social persecution

Amber: whips out notepad Did this happen before or after the nightmare was cast?

Nori: …it’s, uh, it’s always been happening. But I mean it was worse after the nightmare. smol grin

Kek: groans Wrong answer!
Amber: Thank you. Now, Keke, this time the petition actually got enough signatures so I can hopefully get it approved. Please don't be mad, we all knew this was coming. It's not THAT bad when you're exiled- I knew this one guy who-
Kek: sighs DON'T CALL ME- Ah, whatever. Nobody listens. JUST DON'T THOUGH. AND how are you so Disneylanding POSITIVE all the time? You're sTaRvInG me and we're not even at teh Academy!

Nori: sorry Kek! Luv youu!

Kek: Was that you calling me Keke and forgetting the second E or just saying that?

Nori: aw sorry my b. Sorry Keke! Luv youu!

Kek: Thanks for the sentiment. But nyeh, I'm not going.
Amber: It's not a CRUISE, Keke. You can't just choose to not be exiled!
Kek: YOU CAN'T CALL ME KEKE!
Amber: Okay, Keke. As I was saying, SIDDOWN AND SHUDDUP ABOUT IT OR I'LL DROP-KICK YOU INTO OBLIVION MYSELF!
Kek: Now that's more like it. You take abnormally long to even frustrate. WHICH MAKES IT TASTE EVEN BETTER WHEN I DO IT HAH!

Kardashev: Pops in, slaps Amber for Kek, waves at Kek, leaves again
Serra; Confused

Kek: Thanks!
Amber: AIT WHAT OW WHO WAS THAT-
Kek: Hehehhehe fun more anger

Nori: but…. what if Keke said sorry and it was my fault? shrugs I don't want anyone exiled on my conscious

Serra: He says your welcome, Kek. Also, that was a friend of Kek's.

Kek: SEE! I ACTUALLY SAID SORRY THIS TIME! AND I MOSTLY MEANT IT! Plus you wouldn't want to make Nori sad, would you?
Amber: That's actually debatable. If it's because I exiled you, finally, then yes, I would most definitely want to make Nori sad. Sorry, Nori.
Amber: Also why can he call you Keke and I cn't?
Kek:

Nori: What??!! WHy!! Im so loveable and sexy!!! sad face

Wren: Grins Can confirm.

Amber: Also I hate you smiles sweetly and I'm gonna get you exiled no matter what
Kek: Oh Disneyland I'm waking up-
Amber: just now notices the Kek on the floor
Amber: WAIT- THAT'S YOU?! AS IN- THAT PATHETIC CRUMPLED BODY ON THE FLOOR IS YOU?!
Amber: snaps picture
Kek: Go die in a hole far, far away. Where we can't hear the screams of terror from the nightmares you're getting very soon.

Nori: crying sadly

Kek: Wait why you crying-
Amber: Wait why you care-
Amber: Mmmf- tries not to laugh

Nori: growling, approaching Amber

Wren: Snaps, freezes everyone

Wren: No fighting.

Kek: No, let Nori fight Amber! Nori would win and I'd get to laugh at Amber! It'd be fun!
Amber: This is just another reason I'm counting the seconds until you get shipped off to the Territories of Oblivion
Kek: stage whispering they're not actually called that, AMber just wants to make them sound dramatic and scary