forum Sad Boi Hours (a character chat, run by a character, for characters, who are bored)Open!

Started November 20, 2021 by Deleted user

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Julien: Snorts If you were a god, I'd know it, wouldn't I? And why shouldn't I call you Bats°°t? That is what you are: bats°°t crazy.

Claudia: eyes are almost completely black as she licks her lips, wings expanding. Say that again.
Nori: pulls her away oookay! Yep that’s enough for today, thank you Claud

Spark: blinks I think I’m lost again-

Auretta: Welcome to the club, bud.

Claudia: still furious, looks over at Spark with a slight smile. Nice arm, kid.

Spark: smirks Thanks.

Auretta: smiles Yeah! It’s so cool!

kek: walks in. Sees all the people Can someone punch me in the face? Too many positive emotions over at the Academy- plus those people can somehow tell someone they're signing a petition to exile them WHILE STAYING POSITIVE. IT's horrible. I may never get the taste out if my mouth. A lot of you at least dislike me, so sOmEoNe should be willing to punch me in the face so I can eat again.

Claudia: punches Kek in the face with absolute brute girlboss force

Serra: Catches Kek in the throat with her own girlboss punch Damn, that felt good.

Kek: Ow but also thanks. Oh wait. Disneyland not agai- falls over unconscious
Gino: YOU KILLED HIM WHY-
(also note since Kek feeds on bad emotions, Disneyland is a curse word for him because it's generally a really happy place)

Serra: Laughs He's not dead. Tessa and Dūrus would be all over him by now if he was. I just knocked him out.
(Lol, okay!)

Kek: wings appear, as does his moonmark on his throat. stands up
Kek: Sees Kek on the floor
Gino: YOU DOUBLED?!
Kek: Not again…

Serra: Ah fu-

Serra: I regret punching him in the throat now.

Kek: straightens wings Wait it's not night yet why am I out- and why is he- am I? Is that me or him?
Gino: THERE'S A SECRET DOUBLE KEK?!

Serra: Confused Okay- let's get somebody who understands this shit in here.

Kardashev has joined the chat

Kardashev: What the fu-? Kek? Is that you?

(XD I love the Disneyland thing)
Claudia: hoooly shi- Nori! Did you see what I did to that idiot!?
Nori: no! Not good! There’s two now!!!

Kardashev: Snorts There's always been two, dummy.
Serra: Regrets her decision immediately I should not have done this…

Kek: THERE ARE NOT TWO MES THIS IS JUST MY DREAFORM CALM DOWN. WAIT SO THERE TECHNICALLY ARE TWO BUT ALSO AREN'T. HAH!
Kek: laughing I should do this more often. I'm full already!
Kek: How long until he- I - we? Whatever I call him points at Kek wakes up?
Gino: calming down

Kardashev: Probably another half hour, at the least, Kek.

Serra has gone to somewhere other than here

Kek: Good riddance.

Kardashev: Exactly! I knew I liked you for a reason!

Nori: that’s… gross.
Claudia: hm. Well, it appears my work here is done. Ciao, feathers

Claudia has left the chat
Ren Romano has entered the chat!
Ren: heyy my fellas! What’s up! Ayyo is that another Wing? points at Kek

Kardashev: Hm-mmmm. He is a Nightmarish.

Kek: Yep. These aren't real wings. They're made from onyx and angelsoul.

Kardashev: Oh, and by the way: I'm just a Dreamer myself. To be specific, I'm a special brew of Nightmares and Dreams. I don't technically exist here in the waking world.

Ren: dayyum. He’s spicy! elbows Nori
Nori: Ren, when I told you to act more modern, I didn’t mean like a 12 year old pubescent boy. scowls
Ren: shawty’s triflin!

Kardashev: I do not understand this modern slang of you humans.

Nori: me neither.
Ren: Aw, Nor, I’m just doing what you wanted me to
Nori:… don’t call me that.

Kardashev: Ah, damn. I'm being called for my expertise in Dreamweaving and Nightmareshaping. I'll be back later.

Kek: Oh lovely. I get to be iNsPeCtEd because I cast a class 20 nightmare on Nori. If you see Amber, slap her for me, will ya?