forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Yui: Would you like some faerie soup?

Ren: what’s it do, homie? he says through his thick Greek accent, wings flapping

Yui: Oh, nothing much. It's just soup, bae!
Soup: Grinning Dang, this stuff is good!
Yui: Why, thank you!

Wren: Sighing Of course she showed up here, too. She just loves making my life a living hell…

Yui: Bats her eyelashes at Wren Oh, bae, you know you like it!
Soup: Confused, grabs some more soup

Kek: grabs soup
Kek: mixes in onyx and moondust
Kek: who wants?

Yui: Oh, hi Kek! You're an interdimensional being as well? And I'll take that, thank you!

Ren: serious. She does what to you? glares at Yui

Yui: Oh, he's immortal and so am I, so we can do deadly pranks without deadly consequences! But, since I'm Fae, I'm better at pranking than Wren is.

Ren: wings outstretched, muscled arms relaxing. Not everyone here is immortal, so just don’t hurt anyone.

Yui: Oh, it's a little late for that! The faerie soup that the Soup Knight ate? It's faerie food. He comes to the faerie realms now!
Soup: Confused, then realizes what happened. He tries to slip into another world but fails, and invisible force blocking him. He scowls I should have known.
Yui: Nods Yes, you should have!

Ren: panics oh god…

Kek: claps gleefully

Yui: I'm the Queen of the Fae. What did you expect, bae? Also, yes Kek! Eat!

Ren: Wren!! What’s happening??

Wren: Sighs Yui's being Yui. I can't interfere with Seelie Court politics.

Ren: …so, this is normal?

Wren: Sighing again Yep…

Ren: relaxed oh swag.

Yui: Grinning Oh, I wouldn't relax quite just yet. What Wren's failing to tell you is that the Soup Knight will likely die while he's in there.

Ren: back to furious WHAT??

Yui: Snickers Mm-hmmm! And the best part is, nobody can do anything about it besides me or Jem, the Unseelie King!

Kek: carry on , folks. this is amazing!

Ren: pupils dilating then do something or I’ll rip that pretty little face off, and eat your searing flesh while I make you watch.

Jem has joined the cult

Jem: I have been summoned! Ah, hello Yui!
Yui: Gasps, then runs at Jem Hello, love!
Jem: Catches her Hello, Yui! I imagine you've been causing chaos in the mortal realms?
Yui: Smiling Yep! It's fun! Also… Snaps, sends Ren to the Faerie dungeons Bye-bye!

Yui: Also, where's Corrin and Raef? I'd love to mess with them!
Jem: Hmmm… Summons the two

Wren: Oh, yes… those two…

Yui: Nobody asked you, Wren.
Jem: Grins, snaps and binds Wren using a particular magic Now, off to the dungeons with you!