forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

tune

Wren: Smiling There you are! Walks over, perches himself on top of the piles of Spaghetti'Os

Shirija: Stew, anybody? Holds up her pot of stew and smiles

On’nyosh: Roaming, eventually returns to the palace, notices Shirija and the others. Psycho here eats people, just fair warning. Snickers and walks off

Shirija: Glares after On’nyosh.

Wren: Sighing I'll try anything once. Takes the stew Also, I know who's in here. One of the guards has ahh… mysteriously disappeared.

Ren: panics Uhhh, Wren? I think you might wanna… uh, break from the stew. he stands up, whispering loudly into Wrens ear I think that creepy lady made the stew out of people!! his wings flap timidly

Shirija: Giggles at the mention of the missing guard, then hands Wren a bowl of her cannibal stew. Oh, and could I have some of your hair?

On’nyosh: Sighs and grimaces. And she’s asking for hair again. Don’t even think about asking for mine! I don’t give away hair to cannibal clerics.

Shirija: Grins slyly. I watch you sleep.

On’nyosh: Creeped out. What the hell is with you?

Wren: I know… but, I try anything once. Also… Pulls off a piece of his mercurial hair Whatever you do, don't eat it.

Ren: OOh!! Can I have some??! Ill give you some back! Continues to start chopping his gorgeous wavy golden locks

Wren: Confused Me-?

corrin: i leave for three days and this happens. i am thoroughly disgusted with ou people. you didn't even ASK if i wanted to partake in the madness?
kek hath joined the chat
kek: hi! i'm kek. i want some cannibalistic soup, please! out of curiosity, are we eating spencer?

(lol again with spencer i keep making people who die to soup be named spencer why-)

corrin: i want spencer too! i want spencer soup!
corrin: also does anyone want sentient potate soup? it squeals all the way down your throat!
kek: too late i ate it all.

Ren: shrugs. You all can have some hair! I’ve been meaning to cut it. Ooh!! Potat!! Is it really gone??

kek: ye-
corrin: nope, i has more!

Ren: oh good. Boy do I love those potates. flaps wings excitedly

Wren: Confused Who da frick is Spencer?

Ren: shrugs Someone tasty, prollably.

Soup: Can I make some Spencer soup using Spencer here? Pulls out a random kid from his backpack

Ren: yooo you got kids in yo backpack?? that's sussy Cringing ensues

Soup: Grins Oh, I carry random kids of evil people. The kids I choose deserve to die!

Wren: What- you know what, I'm not even going to question how you can carry so much weight.

Ren: So you're like the kallikantzaroi?? Those things used to scare the crap out of me

Addic: I'll take some Spencer soup… but if you have a Henry, that would be better.

Wren: Ummm- who?

Kek: I don't have a Henry. I have an Oscar, tho.

Soup: Laughing I have a Henry, though!

Kek: then i want a Henry too.

Wren: Grinning, shifts through literally millions of forms in a second I have everyone!

Kek: Then gimme a Henry.

Soup: Hands Kek a Henry Here you go!

Kek: stores Henry for later nightmares

Yui has joined the interdimensional soup cult

Yui: Grinning Who wants some faerie stew?
Soup: OOH! Me, me me!
Yui: Hands Soup a bowl of soup Here you go! Make sure to eat it all! Anyone else?

Ren: dang dawg!! This is crazy!