daefeto: yessssssssss likjhe thart very gud
corrin tries to yeet daefeto away from keyboard
daefeto bites corrin's finger
corrin: hey, uh, fluffy d? would you do me a favour and give daefeto a hug? it's hwne you wrap your arms around someone and squeeze. hard. he really, really loves hugs. i'm sure he could teach you how to give me a hug if you gave him one….
corrin unplugs computer so daefeto can't answer
Fluffyd: grabs daefeto's neck and starts to squeeze light diiis?
On’nyosh: Giggles drunkenly, still munching on the sentient fries. He is staring off into space with no idea what is going on.
Wren: What… you know what, nevermind. I don't want to know. Go get 'em, Fluffy D!
Dūrus: Smiles, freezes everyone That's enough of that.
daefeto: GAAAAAAAAGHHHH! my Lord, i didnt k now yoiu weree a "soup cultistt" canb you get flurffy deeee offre me?
corrin: takes picture of daefeto and fluffy d 'hugging'
daefeto: derlete thast now
corrin smiles
Addic: also takes picture of fluffy d and deafeto good job Fluffy d. that is perfect.
Fluffyd: squeezes harder
corrin: addic, can i hire fluffy d?
daefeto: gerroff righty now or i smitye yoiu, flurffy deeee
Addic: Sure.
Fluffyd: nooo, I's is huggaffing tooo
corrin: okay. he'll be very useful for keeping daefeto away from my food… and my neighburs who he thinks are food… and anything taht moves
daefeto: i will smite yoiu for this corring. i will not smitye flurffy deeee becaurse iffy he hired for mee, then i teech him the ways of deons for tromentingg humansd
Fluffyd: otay drafitinoe
corrin: fluffy d, if you listen to daefeto then you won't get to hug him ever again. or bite me.
corrin subtly yeets daefeto away
Fluffyd: too note tast goudf. runs after daefeto
On’nyosh: Looks over at the commotion, confused. Who’s biting who, and where? By the idiot gods, if I missed a good fucking show… Tries to stand up straight, but ends up falling over. I’m alright! Laughs.
corrin: you did miss a good show. it was fun. and it hurt. ish.
Wren: Wtf did I miss? I look away for a minute and this happened?
Addic: yep… y'all want to get a drink
daefeto came back
daefeto: i wantr drink
daefeto: theng i smitye corring
Addic: watches corrin as he hands daefeto a martini. Is this what Dūrus saw when he said we would die together?
corrin: smacks martini out of daefeto's claws
throws it out the window
runs from a vengeful daefeto
Addic: looks around where did fluffy d go?
daefeto: amusesd growl last i checkered, he was runnink aftert me when corring tried to yeet me
daefeto: come on, flurffy deeee. you canattack corring now!
corrin has literally vanished into thin air
corrin: he is loyal to addic. ish.
daefeto: burt i his kind
daefeto: he obey me and Liord Deathy
ccorrin: fluffy D, if you kill me, you make Addic very sad. then he might take away your special hat!
Addic: Come here fluffy d.
fluffyd: whyyy? gos to Addic hesitantly
daefeto: don't let this humman enslave yoi-
corrin: sdfghjkugf
corrin: sorry that was to stop daefeto from finishing that-
daefeto: fjkl;uf
daefeto: that was to shut corrin up-
corrin: ….
corrin has successfully yeeted daefeto into the Unterworld
Addic: hell is were they all go…
puts fluffy d on shoulder and offers him a tiny shot glass of lemonade.
Dūrus: The alcohol soup woud be good. And no, you will not die from that.
Vē'Êtherñøth: In another reality, I'm being embarrased by having a 10-year-old girl with all the power and none of the control posess me. Yay…
On’nyosh: More alcohol soup, yeah! Flops onto the ground and falls asleep.
Dūrus: Awkwardly Where did the fool go? I mean, I know where he went, but… where did he go?
Addic: Um… I don't know, corrin? you still with us? Fluffy d and daefeto left to go do something or other. they are not here.